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2011.02.01 05:25 MS School for Math and Science
Unofficial subreddit for the Mississippi School for Mathematics and Science, a residential school for the state's academically gifted 11th and 12th graders.
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2014.02.08 05:51 stoptherobots Next Generation Science Standards
A subreddit for resources on the upcoming Next Generation Science Standards.
2023.03.22 17:57 Kulkesh Best way to find a CS Internship for the summer
Hey guys. I'm a third year Computer Science Engineering student. I am currently looking for an internship opportunity during the months of June and July. I have a few other internships on my resume in the domains of Deep Learning (Generative AI), App Development (Flutter) and Web Development (MERN). I have no specifications as such. Remote or on-site, anything would work. Any domain in the field of CS would work. Any working hours are fine too. Just wanted to know from you guys what the best way to approach people/organisations to crack such an internship. Would be of great help. Thanks guys.
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2023.03.22 17:55 perspectiveMG Favorite resources/ interventions for ambivalence?
Hey y’all! Any fav interventions (art activities, thought experiments, worksheets etc.) for clients who are experiencing ambivalence regarding change in their life or any subject?
Thanks
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2023.03.22 17:54 aKidnappedDuck NY 3rd Department - Likelihood of being certified for April 5th ceremony?
I submitted my application in the first week of March. I received confirmation that the application, law school certificate, and skills form affidavit have all been received and filed. However, I haven’t gotten anything saying that my application is complete.
Given that people have received emails waiving their C&F interview, do we think there is still hope that I could be certified in time for April 5th? If not, I’ll (hopefully) see some of you in person for the June ceremony!
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Given that people have received emails waiving their C&F interview, do we think there is still hope that I could be certified in time for April 5th? If not, I’ll (hopefully) see some of you in person for the June ceremony!
2023.03.22 17:53 Specialk3533 Can you help me make sense of Jobbik's recent evolution?
Hi all,
I'm a PhD student in political science interested in voters and voting behavior, and I am currently working on a survey covering the entire EU during the 2019 elections to the European Parliament. My research focuses on supporters of right-wing populist or far-right parties, and so I am currently busy identifying these parties in each participating country.
Hungary is one of the countries that I am less familiar with, and I find it somewhat tricky to pin down Jobbik. Some years back, it may have been one of the most infamous far-right parties in Europe. But I'm aware that the party has moved closer to the center in recent years, and I am not sure how it should be classified in 2019 (which is relevant for my current research), or indeed today.
By 2019, its ideological softening appears to have produced an off-shoot called Our Homeland Movement (Mi Hazánk), which would suggest that Jobbik was considerably less radical at that point. But just how radical was it still during that time? Could it be described as a centre-right conservative party then, or was it more than that? Where did it stand compared to Fidész?
In other national subreddits where I posted there was some concern that I use anonymous Reddit comments as a basis for research. So let me just clarify that I have this scientific list to work with. But I spotted some inaccuracies in the countries that I am familiar with myself, so now I'm trying to make sure the rest of the data is good. For what it's worth, they consider Fidész-KDNP, Jobbik and Mi Hazánk as right-wing populist or far-right.
I'd appreciate any comments or explanations on where you'd say Jobbik stood and stands!
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I'm a PhD student in political science interested in voters and voting behavior, and I am currently working on a survey covering the entire EU during the 2019 elections to the European Parliament. My research focuses on supporters of right-wing populist or far-right parties, and so I am currently busy identifying these parties in each participating country.
Hungary is one of the countries that I am less familiar with, and I find it somewhat tricky to pin down Jobbik. Some years back, it may have been one of the most infamous far-right parties in Europe. But I'm aware that the party has moved closer to the center in recent years, and I am not sure how it should be classified in 2019 (which is relevant for my current research), or indeed today.
By 2019, its ideological softening appears to have produced an off-shoot called Our Homeland Movement (Mi Hazánk), which would suggest that Jobbik was considerably less radical at that point. But just how radical was it still during that time? Could it be described as a centre-right conservative party then, or was it more than that? Where did it stand compared to Fidész?
In other national subreddits where I posted there was some concern that I use anonymous Reddit comments as a basis for research. So let me just clarify that I have this scientific list to work with. But I spotted some inaccuracies in the countries that I am familiar with myself, so now I'm trying to make sure the rest of the data is good. For what it's worth, they consider Fidész-KDNP, Jobbik and Mi Hazánk as right-wing populist or far-right.
I'd appreciate any comments or explanations on where you'd say Jobbik stood and stands!
2023.03.22 17:53 thelongsighofthefrog Programming / Computer Science related project in Information Security?
I'm in a program for computer science and need to take an additional information security class in a few months, but don't want to get bogged down with academic papers and literature reviews, as that seems to be the template for the main project that takes up the bulk of the class. I was told if I have something else lined up that's more related to my program and less related to IS/IT, then I could move forward with it. I'm wondering if there are decent resources to get experience so by the time summer hits, I will have the tools I need to program something more substantial for the class. Right now I am mostly using JavaScript but open to other languages like C or Java if they'd be more beneficial as I've touched on those in the past and will need to use them in future classes. Thank you in advance!
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2023.03.22 17:52 IvanBourbaki COMMUNISM will be built bypassing socialism! Socialism is outdated. Communism is ripe
All the material prerequisites for building communism are available.
Let's list them. Today, paper money has died in some countries. They were replaced by electronic money. And this means that technical money has died, but political economic money has not died. They live very well, although now money is just a spark in the computer. There is no material shell.
Theorem 1. The death of technical money means that the basis for the destruction of political economic money is already ready. And this means that communism is ripe.
Theorem 2. The Internet is the basis for the birth of the COLLECTIVE MIND of the whole planet. And we already see that this collective mind is powerful, that it can function without money.
According to Marx, under communism, the brains of billions of people will unite into one great COLLECTIVE BRAIN. But the base for creating such a brain is already ready. And this is the Internet. And the collective brain is already working. This wonderful community is the birth of the collective brain of humanity. And this means that communism is ripe.
Theorem 3. According to Hegel, dialectics will be born under communism, and dialectics is the science of a variable world. Under communism, everything will be dialectical, that is, variable, that is, alive.
Definition. A political economic nationality is a nationality by education. You know two languages and love the history of these peoples. And this means that you have two political economic nationalities. Such a political economic nationality will be variable. After all, tomorrow you will learn another language and love the history of another amazing people.
So, the political economic nationality is variable, that is, dialectical, that is, alive. And all this was predicted by the great Hegel. It was he who predicted that the time would come when dead metaphysical constructions would come to life. They will become variables, that is, dialectical.
This is the first example of the arrival of Hegel's dialectic on the planet Earth. And this means that communism is ripe.
Theorem 4. The destruction of money. Unconditional income. Experiments on the introduction of unconditional income are being conducted in many capitalist countries. Its essence is that each person is given a fixed amount of money. And it is obvious that unconditional income will sooner or later be introduced throughout Europe.
What does unconditional income mean? Unconditional income is not given for work, so it is not a measure of labor. Unconditional income is given to everyone the same, so it is no longer a measure of wealth.
So, in unconditional income, two functions of money – a measure of labor and a measure of wealth have died (partially). And this means that political economic money has died (partially) in unconditional income. That is, unconditional income is no longer money in the political economic sense of the word. So, the unconditional income is Marx's RECEIPTS (partially).
Conclusion. Capitalists are building communism themselves. And it's amazing that they build communism strictly according to Marx. They themselves carry out practical measures to destroy political economic money.
Conclusion 1. Communism is ripe.
Conclusion 2. The Marxists have fallen behind the capitalists! Marxists do not destroy money. There are no theoretical works, no practical measures.
Question. Why are capitalists engaged in building communism?
Answer. Money is parasites. Money circulation generates millions of parasites.
Question. When was Sparta defeated? Answer. When Sparta defeated Athena. A lot of money flowed into Sparta. This money decomposed the leaders. And the idea of heroism disappeared. Sparta also disappeared. That is, the reason for the death of the great Sparta was the victory over Athens.
Question. When and why was the USSR defeated? The USSR withstood the most terrible war in the history of mankind. And he didn't die.
Under Stalin, they lived poorly. The amount of money and goods was small. And the money could be controlled with the help of punitive bodies.
But under Brezhnev they began to live well. The volume of goods has increased. But alas, the amount of money has also grown greatly. And money decomposed both the party and the state. And Marx was right again. But Marx is always right.
Marx's theorem. The axiom of Marxism.
Money is a terrible universal force. Money cannot be controlled. Sooner or later, money itself will begin to control its controllers. Living money must be killed and turned into dead Marx receipts.
Remark. It is not the people, not even the new Russian bourgeoisie, who are to blame for the death of the USSR. Money is to blame for the death of the USSR. And it is not people who should be punished, but money should be destroyed by turning them into dead Marx receipts.
Question. Why do capitalists themselves introduce elements of Marx's communism into life?
Answer. A cashless economy is the most economical, the cheapest.
Marx's theory of communism. Communism is a global community, that is, a world with total equality of people.
Equality in food, in apartments, in salaries, in the living conditions of children, in treatment, in recreation.
Equality in life, equality in death, equality after death.
Question. Unconditional income is the same for all people. That is, the capitalists themselves are building EQUALITY, that is, they are building communism, albeit partially. Why?
Answer. And the capitalists undertook to abolish the state, albeit partially. Yes, yes, it is.
Why is the idea of EQUALITY of people important for capitalists in unconditional income?
Answer. Option 1. Let the unconditional income be 500 euros. Everyone is the same, exactly 500 euros. Equality.
Option 2. Inequality. Let the unconditional income be 501 euros for some people, and 499 euros for other people. There seems to be no difference between option 1 and option 2.
But there is a difference and it is very big. In the first variant, officials are not needed, but one computer is needed for the whole country. And this computer will charge all people an unconditional income of 500 euros. And if officials are not needed, then the state is not needed either. Or in any case, there will be much fewer officials.
Marx's theorem. The state is a parasite that is not necessary for the functioning of production. According to Marx, there will be a production management system under communism, but it will be different than under socialism.
Results. With the help of unconditional income based on the equality of people, capitalists are building communism according to Marx. They reduce officials, that is, they are engaged in the abolition of the state (partially).
And why? Officials devour a lot of money and slow down the development of society.
Let's discuss option 2.
Option 2. Inequality. Let the unconditional income be 501 euros for some people, and 499 euros for other people. There seems to be no difference between option 1 and option 2.
With option 2, that is, with inequality, an official is needed who will decide who to give 501 euros and who 499. In addition, people will sit in queues and humiliatingly beg for benefits. Officials will steal.
Communism is ripe
Capitalists are engaged in introducing elements of communism into capitalism. And it is. They are engaged in
1) destruction of money (partially)
2) the introduction of equality of people (partially).
3) The abolition of officials (state) partially.
And what are our alleged Marxists doing? Nothing. They don't do
Long live the Global Commune! Long live Hegel, the great leader of communism, Leader No. 1. Communism (not socialism) will win!
I wrote the book "Marx's Capital is Thermodynamics". The book contains Marx's mathematical model of Capital and Hegel's mathematical model of dialectics"
It turned out that Hegel created the theory of communism. Moreover, Hegel pointed the way to the peaceful victory of communism. The second half of the book is humanitarian. It details Hegel's plan for the peaceful victory of communism. And the main reason for the peaceful victory is that the theory of communism is much more powerful than the socialist idea.
Link to my book
https://drive.google.com/file/d/13T5P6DcV1xP9g3vNTGd2WGWg0o_3XIRw/view?usp=share_link
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Let's list them. Today, paper money has died in some countries. They were replaced by electronic money. And this means that technical money has died, but political economic money has not died. They live very well, although now money is just a spark in the computer. There is no material shell.
Theorem 1. The death of technical money means that the basis for the destruction of political economic money is already ready. And this means that communism is ripe.
Theorem 2. The Internet is the basis for the birth of the COLLECTIVE MIND of the whole planet. And we already see that this collective mind is powerful, that it can function without money.
According to Marx, under communism, the brains of billions of people will unite into one great COLLECTIVE BRAIN. But the base for creating such a brain is already ready. And this is the Internet. And the collective brain is already working. This wonderful community is the birth of the collective brain of humanity. And this means that communism is ripe.
Theorem 3. According to Hegel, dialectics will be born under communism, and dialectics is the science of a variable world. Under communism, everything will be dialectical, that is, variable, that is, alive.
Definition. A political economic nationality is a nationality by education. You know two languages and love the history of these peoples. And this means that you have two political economic nationalities. Such a political economic nationality will be variable. After all, tomorrow you will learn another language and love the history of another amazing people.
So, the political economic nationality is variable, that is, dialectical, that is, alive. And all this was predicted by the great Hegel. It was he who predicted that the time would come when dead metaphysical constructions would come to life. They will become variables, that is, dialectical.
This is the first example of the arrival of Hegel's dialectic on the planet Earth. And this means that communism is ripe.
Theorem 4. The destruction of money. Unconditional income. Experiments on the introduction of unconditional income are being conducted in many capitalist countries. Its essence is that each person is given a fixed amount of money. And it is obvious that unconditional income will sooner or later be introduced throughout Europe.
What does unconditional income mean? Unconditional income is not given for work, so it is not a measure of labor. Unconditional income is given to everyone the same, so it is no longer a measure of wealth.
So, in unconditional income, two functions of money – a measure of labor and a measure of wealth have died (partially). And this means that political economic money has died (partially) in unconditional income. That is, unconditional income is no longer money in the political economic sense of the word. So, the unconditional income is Marx's RECEIPTS (partially).
Conclusion. Capitalists are building communism themselves. And it's amazing that they build communism strictly according to Marx. They themselves carry out practical measures to destroy political economic money.
Conclusion 1. Communism is ripe.
Conclusion 2. The Marxists have fallen behind the capitalists! Marxists do not destroy money. There are no theoretical works, no practical measures.
Question. Why are capitalists engaged in building communism?
Answer. Money is parasites. Money circulation generates millions of parasites.
Question. When was Sparta defeated? Answer. When Sparta defeated Athena. A lot of money flowed into Sparta. This money decomposed the leaders. And the idea of heroism disappeared. Sparta also disappeared. That is, the reason for the death of the great Sparta was the victory over Athens.
Question. When and why was the USSR defeated? The USSR withstood the most terrible war in the history of mankind. And he didn't die.
Under Stalin, they lived poorly. The amount of money and goods was small. And the money could be controlled with the help of punitive bodies.
But under Brezhnev they began to live well. The volume of goods has increased. But alas, the amount of money has also grown greatly. And money decomposed both the party and the state. And Marx was right again. But Marx is always right.
Marx's theorem. The axiom of Marxism.
Money is a terrible universal force. Money cannot be controlled. Sooner or later, money itself will begin to control its controllers. Living money must be killed and turned into dead Marx receipts.
Remark. It is not the people, not even the new Russian bourgeoisie, who are to blame for the death of the USSR. Money is to blame for the death of the USSR. And it is not people who should be punished, but money should be destroyed by turning them into dead Marx receipts.
Question. Why do capitalists themselves introduce elements of Marx's communism into life?
Answer. A cashless economy is the most economical, the cheapest.
Marx's theory of communism. Communism is a global community, that is, a world with total equality of people.
Equality in food, in apartments, in salaries, in the living conditions of children, in treatment, in recreation.
Equality in life, equality in death, equality after death.
Question. Unconditional income is the same for all people. That is, the capitalists themselves are building EQUALITY, that is, they are building communism, albeit partially. Why?
Answer. And the capitalists undertook to abolish the state, albeit partially. Yes, yes, it is.
Why is the idea of EQUALITY of people important for capitalists in unconditional income?
Answer. Option 1. Let the unconditional income be 500 euros. Everyone is the same, exactly 500 euros. Equality.
Option 2. Inequality. Let the unconditional income be 501 euros for some people, and 499 euros for other people. There seems to be no difference between option 1 and option 2.
But there is a difference and it is very big. In the first variant, officials are not needed, but one computer is needed for the whole country. And this computer will charge all people an unconditional income of 500 euros. And if officials are not needed, then the state is not needed either. Or in any case, there will be much fewer officials.
Marx's theorem. The state is a parasite that is not necessary for the functioning of production. According to Marx, there will be a production management system under communism, but it will be different than under socialism.
Results. With the help of unconditional income based on the equality of people, capitalists are building communism according to Marx. They reduce officials, that is, they are engaged in the abolition of the state (partially).
And why? Officials devour a lot of money and slow down the development of society.
Let's discuss option 2.
Option 2. Inequality. Let the unconditional income be 501 euros for some people, and 499 euros for other people. There seems to be no difference between option 1 and option 2.
With option 2, that is, with inequality, an official is needed who will decide who to give 501 euros and who 499. In addition, people will sit in queues and humiliatingly beg for benefits. Officials will steal.
Communism is ripe
Capitalists are engaged in introducing elements of communism into capitalism. And it is. They are engaged in
1) destruction of money (partially)
2) the introduction of equality of people (partially).
3) The abolition of officials (state) partially.
And what are our alleged Marxists doing? Nothing. They don't do
- The destruction of money. (Marx)
- The problem of real equality. (Marx)
- The abolition of officials (state). (Marx)
Long live the Global Commune! Long live Hegel, the great leader of communism, Leader No. 1. Communism (not socialism) will win!
I wrote the book "Marx's Capital is Thermodynamics". The book contains Marx's mathematical model of Capital and Hegel's mathematical model of dialectics"
It turned out that Hegel created the theory of communism. Moreover, Hegel pointed the way to the peaceful victory of communism. The second half of the book is humanitarian. It details Hegel's plan for the peaceful victory of communism. And the main reason for the peaceful victory is that the theory of communism is much more powerful than the socialist idea.
Link to my book
https://drive.google.com/file/d/13T5P6DcV1xP9g3vNTGd2WGWg0o_3XIRw/view?usp=share_link
2023.03.22 17:51 jobseekerhelper2022 [Hiring] REMOTE Data & Reporting Analyst
We are also hiring other tech roles such as Sr. Business Systems Analyst, Lead Data Analyst, Solutions Architects, Sr. Software Engineer, and Business Intelligence Developer. You can check my profile for more details.
IMPORTANT: This position is for US residents and citizens only.
I work full-time remotely for a Midwest-based, growing medium-sized insurance company. I just wanted to let you know about this potential role.
Check out the job description that follows. If it's something that interests you, send me a chat request and send me your resume or job history (just want to make sure people are somewhat qualified since this ties back to me!) and I’ll give you my name which also helps in getting an interview.
The Data and Reporting Analyst will be responsible for development and maintenance of reporting and dashboards across Retail Operations with a focus on real-time data availability and supporting the leadership in managing teams based on data-driven decision making. This position reports to the AVP, Agency Services and will support all of Retail Operations. This role will require a strong desire to collaborate with business stakeholders, business leaders, and provide subject matter expertise in understanding their reporting needs and data utilized within the Retail Operations Teams.
Experience and Education Requirements
Bachelor’s degree (preferred emphasis in computer science or MIS)
Minimum 3-5 years of experience in data analytics and reporting
Minimum 1-2 years of experience creating advanced reports using Microsoft SSRS, Tableau, and Excel
Minimum 1-2 years of experience with SQL Server 2008 R2 or higher
Expert level experience designing/developing data integrations using various data sources
Experience working with Business Intelligence solutions: operational and analytical, strong knowledge of relational and multi-dimensional database architectures
Experience writing SQL queries and strong knowledge of SQL
Experience developing Tableau/Power BI applications with powerful visualization
Salary : $100,000
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IMPORTANT: This position is for US residents and citizens only.
I work full-time remotely for a Midwest-based, growing medium-sized insurance company. I just wanted to let you know about this potential role.
Check out the job description that follows. If it's something that interests you, send me a chat request and send me your resume or job history (just want to make sure people are somewhat qualified since this ties back to me!) and I’ll give you my name which also helps in getting an interview.
The Data and Reporting Analyst will be responsible for development and maintenance of reporting and dashboards across Retail Operations with a focus on real-time data availability and supporting the leadership in managing teams based on data-driven decision making. This position reports to the AVP, Agency Services and will support all of Retail Operations. This role will require a strong desire to collaborate with business stakeholders, business leaders, and provide subject matter expertise in understanding their reporting needs and data utilized within the Retail Operations Teams.
Experience and Education Requirements
Bachelor’s degree (preferred emphasis in computer science or MIS)
Minimum 3-5 years of experience in data analytics and reporting
Minimum 1-2 years of experience creating advanced reports using Microsoft SSRS, Tableau, and Excel
Minimum 1-2 years of experience with SQL Server 2008 R2 or higher
Expert level experience designing/developing data integrations using various data sources
Experience working with Business Intelligence solutions: operational and analytical, strong knowledge of relational and multi-dimensional database architectures
Experience writing SQL queries and strong knowledge of SQL
Experience developing Tableau/Power BI applications with powerful visualization
Salary : $100,000
2023.03.22 17:51 LivesInTheShadow 25 [M4F][Relationship] - My heart for yours?
Hi there! My name is Nazario, but feel free to call me Naz. I'm 25 years old and I live on the East Coast, US.
I've just been looking to meet someone for a while now that I can get to know and see where things go from there. Would love to meet someone who wants a relationship as well. Females only please.
I have a degree in Computer Science and have been wanting to get into Game Development.
I currently enjoy playing video games and DnD. I would love to hear about your interests as well :) they dont have to match mine, but it would definitely be a bonus!
I hope you have a great day, and I want you to know that you matter. Always.
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I've just been looking to meet someone for a while now that I can get to know and see where things go from there. Would love to meet someone who wants a relationship as well. Females only please.
I have a degree in Computer Science and have been wanting to get into Game Development.
I currently enjoy playing video games and DnD. I would love to hear about your interests as well :) they dont have to match mine, but it would definitely be a bonus!
I hope you have a great day, and I want you to know that you matter. Always.
2023.03.22 17:50 jobseekerhelper2022 [Hiring] REMOTE Data & Reporting Analyst
We are also hiring other tech roles such as Sr. Business Systems Analyst, Lead Data Analyst, Solutions Architects, Sr. Software Engineer, and Business Intelligence Developer. You can check my profile for more details.
IMPORTANT: This position is for US residents and citizens only.
I work full-time remotely for a Midwest-based, growing medium-sized insurance company. I just wanted to let you know about this potential role.
Check out the job description that follows. If it's something that interests you, send me a chat request and send me your resume or job history (just want to make sure people are somewhat qualified since this ties back to me!) and I’ll give you my name which also helps in getting an interview.
The Data and Reporting Analyst will be responsible for development and maintenance of reporting and dashboards across Retail Operations with a focus on real-time data availability and supporting the leadership in managing teams based on data-driven decision making. This position reports to the AVP, Agency Services and will support all of Retail Operations. This role will require a strong desire to collaborate with business stakeholders, business leaders, and provide subject matter expertise in understanding their reporting needs and data utilized within the Retail Operations Teams.
Experience and Education Requirements
Bachelor’s degree (preferred emphasis in computer science or MIS)
Minimum 3-5 years of experience in data analytics and reporting
Minimum 1-2 years of experience creating advanced reports using Microsoft SSRS, Tableau, and Excel
Minimum 1-2 years of experience with SQL Server 2008 R2 or higher
Expert level experience designing/developing data integrations using various data sources
Experience working with Business Intelligence solutions: operational and analytical, strong knowledge of relational and multi-dimensional database architectures
Experience writing SQL queries and strong knowledge of SQL
Experience developing Tableau/Power BI applications with powerful visualization
Salary : $100,000
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IMPORTANT: This position is for US residents and citizens only.
I work full-time remotely for a Midwest-based, growing medium-sized insurance company. I just wanted to let you know about this potential role.
Check out the job description that follows. If it's something that interests you, send me a chat request and send me your resume or job history (just want to make sure people are somewhat qualified since this ties back to me!) and I’ll give you my name which also helps in getting an interview.
The Data and Reporting Analyst will be responsible for development and maintenance of reporting and dashboards across Retail Operations with a focus on real-time data availability and supporting the leadership in managing teams based on data-driven decision making. This position reports to the AVP, Agency Services and will support all of Retail Operations. This role will require a strong desire to collaborate with business stakeholders, business leaders, and provide subject matter expertise in understanding their reporting needs and data utilized within the Retail Operations Teams.
Experience and Education Requirements
Bachelor’s degree (preferred emphasis in computer science or MIS)
Minimum 3-5 years of experience in data analytics and reporting
Minimum 1-2 years of experience creating advanced reports using Microsoft SSRS, Tableau, and Excel
Minimum 1-2 years of experience with SQL Server 2008 R2 or higher
Expert level experience designing/developing data integrations using various data sources
Experience working with Business Intelligence solutions: operational and analytical, strong knowledge of relational and multi-dimensional database architectures
Experience writing SQL queries and strong knowledge of SQL
Experience developing Tableau/Power BI applications with powerful visualization
Salary : $100,000
2023.03.22 17:50 LivesInTheShadow 25 [M4F] East Coast/Anywhere - My heart for yours?
Hi there! My name is Nazario, but feel free to call me Naz. I'm 25 years old and I live on the East Coast, US.
I've just been looking to meet someone for a while now that I can get to know and see where things go from there. Would love to meet someone who wants a relationship as well. Females only please.
I have a degree in Computer Science and have been wanting to get into Game Development.
I currently enjoy playing video games and DnD. I would love to hear about your interests as well :) they dont have to match mine, but it would definitely be a bonus!
I hope you have a great day, and I want you to know that you matter. Always.
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I've just been looking to meet someone for a while now that I can get to know and see where things go from there. Would love to meet someone who wants a relationship as well. Females only please.
I have a degree in Computer Science and have been wanting to get into Game Development.
I currently enjoy playing video games and DnD. I would love to hear about your interests as well :) they dont have to match mine, but it would definitely be a bonus!
I hope you have a great day, and I want you to know that you matter. Always.
2023.03.22 17:50 SendGarlicBread That’s some RuneScape math.
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2023.03.22 17:50 jobseekerhelper2022 [Hiring] REMOTE Data & Reporting Analyst
We are also hiring other tech roles such as Sr. Business Systems Analyst, Lead Data Analyst, Solutions Architects, Sr. Software Engineer, and Business Intelligence Developer. You can check my profile for more details.
IMPORTANT: This position is for US residents and citizens only.
I work full-time remotely for a Midwest-based, growing medium-sized insurance company. I just wanted to let you know about this potential role.
Check out the job description that follows. If it's something that interests you, send me a chat request and send me your resume or job history (just want to make sure people are somewhat qualified since this ties back to me!) and I’ll give you my name which also helps in getting an interview.
The Data and Reporting Analyst will be responsible for development and maintenance of reporting and dashboards across Retail Operations with a focus on real-time data availability and supporting the leadership in managing teams based on data-driven decision making. This position reports to the AVP, Agency Services and will support all of Retail Operations. This role will require a strong desire to collaborate with business stakeholders, business leaders, and provide subject matter expertise in understanding their reporting needs and data utilized within the Retail Operations Teams.
Experience and Education Requirements
Bachelor’s degree (preferred emphasis in computer science or MIS)
Minimum 3-5 years of experience in data analytics and reporting
Minimum 1-2 years of experience creating advanced reports using Microsoft SSRS, Tableau, and Excel
Minimum 1-2 years of experience with SQL Server 2008 R2 or higher
Expert level experience designing/developing data integrations using various data sources
Experience working with Business Intelligence solutions: operational and analytical, strong knowledge of relational and multi-dimensional database architectures
Experience writing SQL queries and strong knowledge of SQL
Experience developing Tableau/Power BI applications with powerful visualization
Salary : $100,000
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IMPORTANT: This position is for US residents and citizens only.
I work full-time remotely for a Midwest-based, growing medium-sized insurance company. I just wanted to let you know about this potential role.
Check out the job description that follows. If it's something that interests you, send me a chat request and send me your resume or job history (just want to make sure people are somewhat qualified since this ties back to me!) and I’ll give you my name which also helps in getting an interview.
The Data and Reporting Analyst will be responsible for development and maintenance of reporting and dashboards across Retail Operations with a focus on real-time data availability and supporting the leadership in managing teams based on data-driven decision making. This position reports to the AVP, Agency Services and will support all of Retail Operations. This role will require a strong desire to collaborate with business stakeholders, business leaders, and provide subject matter expertise in understanding their reporting needs and data utilized within the Retail Operations Teams.
Experience and Education Requirements
Bachelor’s degree (preferred emphasis in computer science or MIS)
Minimum 3-5 years of experience in data analytics and reporting
Minimum 1-2 years of experience creating advanced reports using Microsoft SSRS, Tableau, and Excel
Minimum 1-2 years of experience with SQL Server 2008 R2 or higher
Expert level experience designing/developing data integrations using various data sources
Experience working with Business Intelligence solutions: operational and analytical, strong knowledge of relational and multi-dimensional database architectures
Experience writing SQL queries and strong knowledge of SQL
Experience developing Tableau/Power BI applications with powerful visualization
Salary : $100,000
2023.03.22 17:50 Trustfundhobo New college level teacher here: How do you identify and respond to answers you suspect were written by ChatGPT?
So I’m a plant sciences professional who started teaching at a local college part time to make some extra money and hopefully train and educate people who can further expand my main industry.
I take the class very seriously but emphasize learning over memorizing so all of my tests, which are written responses, can be retaken. I want students to see they made a mistake, go find the correct answers, and then resubmit the correct answer for full credit. I feel like this is more than fair.
Anyway, I have one student who obviously doesn’t have a plant science degree but answers questions in an almost robotically thorough way. I interact with this student in person so I also have a general understanding of how he speaks and his overall competence on the subject…and something just isn’t adding up.
I suspect he is using ChatGPT or some other AI technology to answer my test questions. Do I confront the student and ask him directly? Do I just give him 100% on the tests because his answers are technically correct?
How would you handle this situation?
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I take the class very seriously but emphasize learning over memorizing so all of my tests, which are written responses, can be retaken. I want students to see they made a mistake, go find the correct answers, and then resubmit the correct answer for full credit. I feel like this is more than fair.
Anyway, I have one student who obviously doesn’t have a plant science degree but answers questions in an almost robotically thorough way. I interact with this student in person so I also have a general understanding of how he speaks and his overall competence on the subject…and something just isn’t adding up.
I suspect he is using ChatGPT or some other AI technology to answer my test questions. Do I confront the student and ask him directly? Do I just give him 100% on the tests because his answers are technically correct?
How would you handle this situation?
2023.03.22 17:49 LivesInTheShadow [25/M] - My heart for yours?
(Females only please)
Hi there! My name is Nazario, but feel free to call me Naz. I'm 25 years old and I live on the East Coast, US.
I've just been looking to meet someone for a while now that I can get to know and see where things go from there. Would love to meet someone who wants a relationship as well. Females only please.
I have a degree in Computer Science and have been wanting to get into Game Development.
I currently enjoy playing video games and DnD. I would love to hear about your interests as well :) they dont have to match mine, but it would definitely be a bonus!
I hope you have a great day, and I want you to know that you matter. Always.
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Hi there! My name is Nazario, but feel free to call me Naz. I'm 25 years old and I live on the East Coast, US.
I've just been looking to meet someone for a while now that I can get to know and see where things go from there. Would love to meet someone who wants a relationship as well. Females only please.
I have a degree in Computer Science and have been wanting to get into Game Development.
I currently enjoy playing video games and DnD. I would love to hear about your interests as well :) they dont have to match mine, but it would definitely be a bonus!
I hope you have a great day, and I want you to know that you matter. Always.
2023.03.22 17:49 Torrence_Pie My (31F) fiancé’s (31M) health has rapidly declined in the past few months… how can I continue to support him when he needs it without compromising his dignity?
My fiancé has a family, history of degenerative tissue disorders. When we first met, I noticed almost immediately several symptoms of possible disc herniation in his cervical and lumbar spine. I also suspected he may have POTS (postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome).
When I met his parents for the first time, I learned that both his mother and little sister had been diagnosed with Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome. His mother will be going in for her 5th spinal surgery this June.
I’m very close with his mother and she shared with me that my fiancé has - since he was very young - always avoided any health/medical related issues of his own.
I have a tangential medical background and will gladly stay up all night reading medical journal articles. I found the best cardiologist in the state who specialized in dysautonomic disorders and POTS. It took a little push, but I ultimately got him to the point where he was willing and open to seeing a neurologist, pulmonologist and gastroenterologist. He began a medication regimen, and started seeing a PT about 6 months ago.
About a month ago now, I recall, waking up in the middle of the night and seeing my fiancé at the end of our bed in tears; he told me he was in so much pain that he couldn’t even sit back down on our bed. I will never get that image out of my head.
My fiancé is a big guy… He played football in college, he’s very strong, and he has the pain tolerance of no one I’ve ever known before in my entire life.
I contacted his neurologist, first thing the next day, and before I knew it, we had been referred to a neurosurgeon and a orthopedic surgeon to be seen in the next two days. We live in an apartment that is a three-story walk up… It took us to best friends, who are also very big guys, just to get him down the stairs. He spent the next two weeks barely able to walk. We really struggled in the sense that he was uncomfortable asking for my help.
One night about a week into discovering that he had developed bilateral sciatica, and that the MRI of his lumbar spine showed severe spinal stenosis, degenerative disc disease, and that he had herniated discs between three vertebrae. His neurosurgeon quite literally was absolutely flabbergasted when he found out that he had tolerated the pain with no medication for over two weeks.
On the night that I mentioned earlier, he crawled back into our bedroom. I woke up instantly and saw him on the floor… He had tried to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and collapsed. He was unable to get up and ended up urinating on himself. All he could say to me is how sorry he was, how disgusting he was, how pathetic he was… It absolutely broke my heart into a million pieces.
I got out of bed immediately, cleaned the floor, helped him to get into some clean clothes and try to make him comfortable in bed… Which was virtually impossible this point.
The pain became so intolerable for him the two nights in a row he ended up vomiting. The first time he was laying down in our bed, and I had managed to grab a bowl and some towels. Again all he could say was how disgusting he was, how sorry he was, and kept asking if he had ruined our sheets and our pillows. I could honestly give no fewer fucks about our sheets or pillows. When he threw up second night, I happened to be in the kitchen; suddenly they heard a loud thud in our bedroom… He had rolled himself off of the bed and hit the floor and our dresser HARD… he was so sick, but continued to apologize between heaving and sobbing.
After about 3 1/2 weeks of this, he was finally able to see a pain management specialist who gave him three epidural injections of steroids, which allowed him to begin walking again. He met with his new PT about a week after that, and the evening afterward I reminded him to do the exercises in bed that his PT had recommended.
We wound up getting into an argument… Honestly, I don’t even know how it all happened. Ultimately he expressed to me that he felt as though the past month had stripped him of his dignity. I have been extraordinarily cautious about this matter… I’ve always wanted to make sure that he didn’t feel as though I was babying him, or treating him as though he couldn’t do things anymore.
He has made significant improvements, however, after speaking with his mother’s neurosurgeon… Probably one of the best in the country (he has over a four year waiting list), he made it very clear that non-surgical therapies would only provide limited and short term, relief, and that if he did not consider his surgical approach, his condition could significantly worsen as time goes on.
To anyone who has read this far, thank you. Frankly, I sort of just needed to get it all out to someone… Or just out.
Is anyone experienced a similar situation in which their significant other was dealing with a major medical issue that caused them to feel as though they had lost their independence or dignity? How did you manage to help without crossing that line of partner versus caretaker?
Any recommendations or suggestions would be so greatly appreciate it. Thank you everyone…
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When I met his parents for the first time, I learned that both his mother and little sister had been diagnosed with Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome. His mother will be going in for her 5th spinal surgery this June.
I’m very close with his mother and she shared with me that my fiancé has - since he was very young - always avoided any health/medical related issues of his own.
I have a tangential medical background and will gladly stay up all night reading medical journal articles. I found the best cardiologist in the state who specialized in dysautonomic disorders and POTS. It took a little push, but I ultimately got him to the point where he was willing and open to seeing a neurologist, pulmonologist and gastroenterologist. He began a medication regimen, and started seeing a PT about 6 months ago.
About a month ago now, I recall, waking up in the middle of the night and seeing my fiancé at the end of our bed in tears; he told me he was in so much pain that he couldn’t even sit back down on our bed. I will never get that image out of my head.
My fiancé is a big guy… He played football in college, he’s very strong, and he has the pain tolerance of no one I’ve ever known before in my entire life.
I contacted his neurologist, first thing the next day, and before I knew it, we had been referred to a neurosurgeon and a orthopedic surgeon to be seen in the next two days. We live in an apartment that is a three-story walk up… It took us to best friends, who are also very big guys, just to get him down the stairs. He spent the next two weeks barely able to walk. We really struggled in the sense that he was uncomfortable asking for my help.
One night about a week into discovering that he had developed bilateral sciatica, and that the MRI of his lumbar spine showed severe spinal stenosis, degenerative disc disease, and that he had herniated discs between three vertebrae. His neurosurgeon quite literally was absolutely flabbergasted when he found out that he had tolerated the pain with no medication for over two weeks.
On the night that I mentioned earlier, he crawled back into our bedroom. I woke up instantly and saw him on the floor… He had tried to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and collapsed. He was unable to get up and ended up urinating on himself. All he could say to me is how sorry he was, how disgusting he was, how pathetic he was… It absolutely broke my heart into a million pieces.
I got out of bed immediately, cleaned the floor, helped him to get into some clean clothes and try to make him comfortable in bed… Which was virtually impossible this point.
The pain became so intolerable for him the two nights in a row he ended up vomiting. The first time he was laying down in our bed, and I had managed to grab a bowl and some towels. Again all he could say was how disgusting he was, how sorry he was, and kept asking if he had ruined our sheets and our pillows. I could honestly give no fewer fucks about our sheets or pillows. When he threw up second night, I happened to be in the kitchen; suddenly they heard a loud thud in our bedroom… He had rolled himself off of the bed and hit the floor and our dresser HARD… he was so sick, but continued to apologize between heaving and sobbing.
After about 3 1/2 weeks of this, he was finally able to see a pain management specialist who gave him three epidural injections of steroids, which allowed him to begin walking again. He met with his new PT about a week after that, and the evening afterward I reminded him to do the exercises in bed that his PT had recommended.
We wound up getting into an argument… Honestly, I don’t even know how it all happened. Ultimately he expressed to me that he felt as though the past month had stripped him of his dignity. I have been extraordinarily cautious about this matter… I’ve always wanted to make sure that he didn’t feel as though I was babying him, or treating him as though he couldn’t do things anymore.
He has made significant improvements, however, after speaking with his mother’s neurosurgeon… Probably one of the best in the country (he has over a four year waiting list), he made it very clear that non-surgical therapies would only provide limited and short term, relief, and that if he did not consider his surgical approach, his condition could significantly worsen as time goes on.
To anyone who has read this far, thank you. Frankly, I sort of just needed to get it all out to someone… Or just out.
Is anyone experienced a similar situation in which their significant other was dealing with a major medical issue that caused them to feel as though they had lost their independence or dignity? How did you manage to help without crossing that line of partner versus caretaker?
Any recommendations or suggestions would be so greatly appreciate it. Thank you everyone…
2023.03.22 17:49 No-File8395 Antigua Guatemala
Hey everyone!
My friend and I will be in Antigua from March 29th-April 5th. Looking to see if anyone else will be in the area as we'd love to meet other travelers! Also looking for recommendations for places to get and grab a drink.
Safe travels!
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My friend and I will be in Antigua from March 29th-April 5th. Looking to see if anyone else will be in the area as we'd love to meet other travelers! Also looking for recommendations for places to get and grab a drink.
Safe travels!
2023.03.22 17:47 analslapchop How often would you say you get picked for a voxbox after taking a survey? Also, is the instagram pairing still not working for others??
Hey all! So I had an influenster account years ago which was active and I got several boxes, but then after a move and not logging in for a while, I could no longer get into my account no matter what I did so I started fresh a couple weeks ago. So far, I have had two surveys! One yesterday for Amika and Fable & Mane haircare, then a survey today for Augustinus Bader, Tula, Stripes (? Never heard of it, guess its a menopausal skincare line), Lancome and I forgot if there was a 5th one listed. How often do you guys find that you get selected after taking surveys, is it half the time? 25% of the time? Less? More?
Also, anyone else having issues with their instagram pairing? Mine was paired, then unpaired, and I saw others had the issue yesterday but mine still wont let me pair up and I hope it doesn't take away my chances for getting picked for a box.
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Also, anyone else having issues with their instagram pairing? Mine was paired, then unpaired, and I saw others had the issue yesterday but mine still wont let me pair up and I hope it doesn't take away my chances for getting picked for a box.
2023.03.22 17:47 jobseekerhelper2022 [Hiring] REMOTE Data & Reporting Analyst
We are also hiring other tech roles such as Sr. Business Systems Analyst, Lead Data Analyst, Solutions Architects, Sr. Software Engineer, and Business Intelligence Developer. You can check my profile for more details.
IMPORTANT: This position is for US residents and citizens only.
I work full-time remotely for a Midwest-based, growing medium-sized insurance company. I just wanted to let you know about this potential role.
Check out the job description that follows. If it's something that interests you, send me a chat request and send me your resume or job history (just want to make sure people are somewhat qualified since this ties back to me!) and I’ll give you my name which also helps in getting an interview.
The Data and Reporting Analyst will be responsible for development and maintenance of reporting and dashboards across Retail Operations with a focus on real-time data availability and supporting the leadership in managing teams based on data-driven decision making. This position reports to the AVP, Agency Services and will support all of Retail Operations. This role will require a strong desire to collaborate with business stakeholders, business leaders, and provide subject matter expertise in understanding their reporting needs and data utilized within the Retail Operations Teams.
Experience and Education Requirements
Bachelor’s degree (preferred emphasis in computer science or MIS)
Minimum 3-5 years of experience in data analytics and reporting
Minimum 1-2 years of experience creating advanced reports using Microsoft SSRS, Tableau, and Excel
Minimum 1-2 years of experience with SQL Server 2008 R2 or higher
Expert level experience designing/developing data integrations using various data sources
Experience working with Business Intelligence solutions: operational and analytical, strong knowledge of relational and multi-dimensional database architectures
Experience writing SQL queries and strong knowledge of SQL
Experience developing Tableau/Power BI applications with powerful visualization
Salary : $100,000
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IMPORTANT: This position is for US residents and citizens only.
I work full-time remotely for a Midwest-based, growing medium-sized insurance company. I just wanted to let you know about this potential role.
Check out the job description that follows. If it's something that interests you, send me a chat request and send me your resume or job history (just want to make sure people are somewhat qualified since this ties back to me!) and I’ll give you my name which also helps in getting an interview.
The Data and Reporting Analyst will be responsible for development and maintenance of reporting and dashboards across Retail Operations with a focus on real-time data availability and supporting the leadership in managing teams based on data-driven decision making. This position reports to the AVP, Agency Services and will support all of Retail Operations. This role will require a strong desire to collaborate with business stakeholders, business leaders, and provide subject matter expertise in understanding their reporting needs and data utilized within the Retail Operations Teams.
Experience and Education Requirements
Bachelor’s degree (preferred emphasis in computer science or MIS)
Minimum 3-5 years of experience in data analytics and reporting
Minimum 1-2 years of experience creating advanced reports using Microsoft SSRS, Tableau, and Excel
Minimum 1-2 years of experience with SQL Server 2008 R2 or higher
Expert level experience designing/developing data integrations using various data sources
Experience working with Business Intelligence solutions: operational and analytical, strong knowledge of relational and multi-dimensional database architectures
Experience writing SQL queries and strong knowledge of SQL
Experience developing Tableau/Power BI applications with powerful visualization
Salary : $100,000
2023.03.22 17:47 Mr15ization Where to look for Industrial Engineer/Computer Science Positions (Intermediate Experience)
Hi all, have an oddly specific question,
I currently work as a Industrial Engineer in the auto industry, and was initially hired on due to my background in programming from previous internship experience and math degree. My job duties are very similar to other Industrial Engineers that I work with in terms of asset saturation, machine downtime metrics (MTTR, MTBF), except my work involves 50-75% python scripting. I've found that I quite enjoy working in this industry in the time I've been here.
I'm almost finished with a MS Computer Science program and am looking for a job within manufacturing (doesn't have to be auto) where I can apply the more-technical skills I learned in my Master's program, e.g.: OOP, logic programming, AI/Reinforcement Learning, etc.
I've looked at both Systems and Controls Engineer positions, though it seems Systems leans more toward EE/CE rather than CS. Are there other specific positions that combine manufacturing and CS into a role I'm looking for? If so what are their titles/names? I'm just not sure where to look to be honest.
Thanks!
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I currently work as a Industrial Engineer in the auto industry, and was initially hired on due to my background in programming from previous internship experience and math degree. My job duties are very similar to other Industrial Engineers that I work with in terms of asset saturation, machine downtime metrics (MTTR, MTBF), except my work involves 50-75% python scripting. I've found that I quite enjoy working in this industry in the time I've been here.
I'm almost finished with a MS Computer Science program and am looking for a job within manufacturing (doesn't have to be auto) where I can apply the more-technical skills I learned in my Master's program, e.g.: OOP, logic programming, AI/Reinforcement Learning, etc.
I've looked at both Systems and Controls Engineer positions, though it seems Systems leans more toward EE/CE rather than CS. Are there other specific positions that combine manufacturing and CS into a role I'm looking for? If so what are their titles/names? I'm just not sure where to look to be honest.
Thanks!
2023.03.22 17:47 jobseekerhelper2022 [Hiring] REMOTE Data & Reporting Analyst
We are also hiring other tech roles such as Sr. Business Systems Analyst, Lead Data Analyst, Solutions Architects, Sr. Software Engineer, and Business Intelligence Developer. You can check my profile for more details.
IMPORTANT: This position is for US residents and citizens only.
I work full-time remotely for a Midwest-based, growing medium-sized insurance company. I just wanted to let you know about this potential role.
Check out the job description that follows. If it's something that interests you, send me a chat request and send me your resume or job history (just want to make sure people are somewhat qualified since this ties back to me!) and I’ll give you my name which also helps in getting an interview.
The Data and Reporting Analyst will be responsible for development and maintenance of reporting and dashboards across Retail Operations with a focus on real-time data availability and supporting the leadership in managing teams based on data-driven decision making. This position reports to the AVP, Agency Services and will support all of Retail Operations. This role will require a strong desire to collaborate with business stakeholders, business leaders, and provide subject matter expertise in understanding their reporting needs and data utilized within the Retail Operations Teams.
Experience and Education Requirements
Bachelor’s degree (preferred emphasis in computer science or MIS)
Minimum 3-5 years of experience in data analytics and reporting
Minimum 1-2 years of experience creating advanced reports using Microsoft SSRS, Tableau, and Excel
Minimum 1-2 years of experience with SQL Server 2008 R2 or higher
Expert level experience designing/developing data integrations using various data sources
Experience working with Business Intelligence solutions: operational and analytical, strong knowledge of relational and multi-dimensional database architectures
Experience writing SQL queries and strong knowledge of SQL
Experience developing Tableau/Power BI applications with powerful visualization
Salary : $100,000
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IMPORTANT: This position is for US residents and citizens only.
I work full-time remotely for a Midwest-based, growing medium-sized insurance company. I just wanted to let you know about this potential role.
Check out the job description that follows. If it's something that interests you, send me a chat request and send me your resume or job history (just want to make sure people are somewhat qualified since this ties back to me!) and I’ll give you my name which also helps in getting an interview.
The Data and Reporting Analyst will be responsible for development and maintenance of reporting and dashboards across Retail Operations with a focus on real-time data availability and supporting the leadership in managing teams based on data-driven decision making. This position reports to the AVP, Agency Services and will support all of Retail Operations. This role will require a strong desire to collaborate with business stakeholders, business leaders, and provide subject matter expertise in understanding their reporting needs and data utilized within the Retail Operations Teams.
Experience and Education Requirements
Bachelor’s degree (preferred emphasis in computer science or MIS)
Minimum 3-5 years of experience in data analytics and reporting
Minimum 1-2 years of experience creating advanced reports using Microsoft SSRS, Tableau, and Excel
Minimum 1-2 years of experience with SQL Server 2008 R2 or higher
Expert level experience designing/developing data integrations using various data sources
Experience working with Business Intelligence solutions: operational and analytical, strong knowledge of relational and multi-dimensional database architectures
Experience writing SQL queries and strong knowledge of SQL
Experience developing Tableau/Power BI applications with powerful visualization
Salary : $100,000
2023.03.22 17:46 confusedthrowaway144 Five volumes of Tom Lehrer Rarities!
Hi everyone, I came across a blog that has five large volumes of rarities ("rare" recordings of songs and interviews that aren't available anywhere else). I've downloaded and listened to them all and they're definitely worth taking a look at! Also on the site is Tom Lehrer Discovers Australia and a Voices of Vista interview from 1966.
Rarities Revisited (contains Volume 1, 2, and 3)
Volume 1
FROM "THE PHYSICAL REVUE," January 22, 1951:
FROM "THE ELECTRIC COMPANY," 1971-1972:
SHOW #91-46 (broadcast November 17, 1991)
RADIO INTERVIEW: THE DOCTOR DEMENTO SHOW, 1991 (continued):
SHOW #91-48 (broadcast December 1, 1991)
SELF-BIOPIC (BBC RADIO, 1999):
FROM "FUNNY STUFF" WITH DJ BOB CLASTER:
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Volume 1
FROM "THE PHYSICAL REVUE," January 22, 1951:
- The Professor's Song
- S is One-Half of GT2
- Relativistic Approach
- The Derivative Song
- There's A Delta For Every Epsilon
- Hail Chemistry
- The Slide Rule Song
- Any Questions
- That's All
- Interview with Neville Clarke
- The S.A.C. Song
- The Fifty Russian Composers [Gershwin/Weill]
- The Subway Song
- So Long, Mom (A Song for World War III) broadcast March 10, 1966
- Pollution (broadcast March 17, 1966)
- Who's Next? (broadcast April 14, 1966)
- Decimal (broadcast April 21, 1966)
- That Is the End of the News [Noel Coward] (broadcast May 19, 1966)
- Dodge Rebellion Theatre
- National Brotherhood Week
- When You Are Old and Gray
- MLF Lullaby
- Poisoning Pigeons in the Park
- So Long, Mom (A Song for World War III)
- Pollution
- The Masochism Tango
- Send the Marines
- Who's Next?
- Wernher Von Braun
- The Vatican Rag
- We All Will Go Together When We Go
FROM "THE ELECTRIC COMPANY," 1971-1972:
- L-Y (broadcast version with spoken intro)
- Fight Song (from ELECTRIC COMPANY LP)
- N'T (broadcast version, sung by cast)
- Finch and Dinch (broadcast version, sung by cast)
- The Menu Song (broadcast version, sung by cast)
- The Mumble Song (broadcast version, sung by cast)
- I Got It From Agnes
- Interview
- Telephone Call to Tom Lehrer
SHOW #91-46 (broadcast November 17, 1991)
- Poisoning Pigeons in the Park (album version)
I Hold Your Hand in Mine (album version)
Noel Coward - Mad Dogs and Englishmen - It Makes a Fellow Proud to Be a Soldier (album version)
Katharine Hepburn - The Merry Minuet
- Be Prepared (album version)
Kaye Ballard - Teeny Tiny
The Hunting Song (January 21, 1961 orchestral single version) - Pollution (album version)
The Limelighters - Gunslinger
RADIO INTERVIEW: THE DOCTOR DEMENTO SHOW, 1991 (continued):
SHOW #91-48 (broadcast December 1, 1991)
- TOMFOOLERY Cast - The Masochism Tango
Silent E (album version)
The Goons - I'm Walking Backwards for Christmas
The Elements (album version)
- That's Mathematics (alternate lyrics)
- The Derivative Song
- There's A Delta For Every Epsilon
- The Professor's Song
- Sociology
- That's Mathematics
- Poisoning Pigeons in the Park (live)
- 1990's Interview
- Vintage Interview (Norway, 1967?)
SELF-BIOPIC (BBC RADIO, 1999):
- "An Evening Wasted With Tom Lehrer"
- National Brotherhood Week
- Pollution (w/ live album version, 1966)
- Pollution (w/ new studio recording, 1967)
FROM "FUNNY STUFF" WITH DJ BOB CLASTER:
- Phone Interview (February, 1983)
- Phone Interview (November, 1989)
- We Gather Together
- Everybody Eat
- Poisoning Pigeons in the Park (recorded previous day to video version)
2023.03.22 17:46 doktaphill THE PASSENGER - ANNOUNCEMENT AND NOTES
Hi
I'm going to upload my review of THE PASSENGER by Cormac McCarthy later, and I wanted to drop the notes I used to guide the video here. I also have an article that I will post in a moment. The notes are not very structured by feature references to key passages and provide some insight. Feel free to respond with issues or thoughts, and be sure to pet your cat today.
*** p. 47, Bobby mentions that he “left Oiler to get into the plane” while he went back up to the surface. It may be that the agents are constructing a story in order to fill the void, and will later take out Oiler as a possible tamperer. They would then logically take out Bobby for knowing too much. During the conversation, Bobby revealed that they did not take anything from the plane. This might also lay the groundwork for later suspicions of tampering. It’s clear the government does not want this plane to enter into public knowledge.
p. 49, The cohorts
p. 61
[Kid] Time will tell.
[Alicia] Your shadow moving over the floor as you pass the lamp is a nice touch but I’m not buying it.
[Kid] Just an elementary observation I suppose. Well, you can’t say that we don’t try.
A Or the fact that you darken a mirror.
K Yeah, but can he cloud one?
A I don’t know. I dont know and I dont care. It’s not germane.
K Or Lucy or Mabel. Maybe I should pinch myself.
A That’s to see if you’re dreaming.
K And that’s not a reasonable inquiry I suppose. Well, we wont sweat it. There’s thornier issues on the table. When are you going back to school? Your grandmother’s not going to call in sick for you forever you know.
A I know.
K You keep odd hours.
A I’m an odd girl.
K Up all night scribbling calculations on your yellowpad. Maybe you should try counting sheep. Or in your case maybe logging sheep. For the numerically enhanced.
A I’ll keep it in mind.
K Or you just sit staring into space. I guess that’s part of the modus. How do you know it’s not all gibberish?
A You don’t. That’s what you’re trying to find out.
K When is Bobby Shafto coming?
A My brother will be here in two weeks.
K And then what?
A What do you mean then what?
K What are your intentions is what I mean by then what.
A My intentions?
K Yes.
A He’s my brother.
K Like you haven’t set your cap for him. To phrase it chastely.
A You don’t know what you’re talking about. Anyway, it’s none of your business.
K Well. You know me.
… Afterwards he calls her “Sweet Sixteen,” and she denies that she is sixteen years old. This should indicate that they had had a remarkable encounter when she was 16.
p. 115
“In the evening he went down to the bar and got a hamburger and a beer. No one spoke to him. When he went out Josie tilted her chin at him. I’m sorry, Bobby, she said. He nodded. He walked up the street. The old paving stones wet with damp. New Orleans. November 29th 1980. He stood waiting to cross. The headlights of the car coming down the street doubled on the wet black stones. A ship’s horn in the river. The measured trip of the piledriver. He was cold standing there in the fine rain and he crossed the street and went on. When he got to the cathedral he went up the stairs and went in.”
“A hawk appeared out of the woods below and rose effortlessly and came about and drifted quarterwise down the wind and turned and rose again and hovered. Broadwing. Buteo platypterus. It passed so close he could see its eye. Eleven millimeters. The great horned owl’s were twenty-two. The same as the whitetailed deer. But rich in rods. Nighthunter. The hawk turned and dipped and skated off down the slope and then rose again, standing into the wind. Motionless. You should have migrated by now. The hawk turned once more and then it was gone. He looked again for his grandmother’s house. The green metal roof. The red brick chimney in need of tuckpointing. Her car in the driveway. How far is that? Two miles? He rose and hiked out along the crest of the ridge. A cold wind in the sun. Fox scat in the pathway. A twelvebore shotshell case trodden into the dirt. The small bent hardwood trees rooted in rock and pointing out the way the wind had gone.”
p. 198, Bobby racing
p. 199 any kind of reality he’d a stake in
p. 209, drilling, “news from another world”
p. 367, he is in Spain and imagining being on the beach with a woman. He interrupts his thoughts with this passage:
“Here is a story. The last of all men who stands alone in the universe while it darknes about him. Who sorrows all things with a single sorrow. Out of the pitiable and exhausted remnants of what was once his soul he’ll find nothing from which to craft the least thing godlike to guide him in these last of days.”
“He cycled through the small port. Down the thin graveled estuary road and out along the flats. Where the salt was once evaporated for the city of Carthage. Frumentaria. The Roman word. The lights of Ibiza coming up off to the north. He sat on a stone that held an ancient iron ring and worked on a flat tired against the coming darkness. His bike standing on its forks against the wall. He listened as he fed the rubber tube past his ear. He sorted a patch from the small leather satchel that hung from the underside of the bicycle seat.”
McCarthy is talking about the Punic Wars. Scipio Africanus and his grandson, Scipio Aemilianus, worked tirelessly to conquer the city, only for the junior Scipio to find it burning in 146 BC. He supposedly tried salting over the earth so that it would never rise again.
We all know that Cato the Elder would end every single speech by wishing destruction to Carthage. “Carthago delenda est.” At this point in the Roman Republic, the city-state was still attaining its status as an “empire” by gradually taking over specific geographic tracts. It did not have designs to be an “empire,” a concept that did not exist at that point in history, but they discovered that the central government was empowered by having assets and colonies abroad. The Punic Wars coincided with Rome’s attempts at sacking Greek states, which caused an influx of Greek culture to the eternal city. They were tasting the power of hegemony. Carthage, because it was so steadfast and so difficult to take down, acted as a kind of antithesis to Rome. It was intolerable. Throughout its history, as McCarthy notes by calling it “Frumentaria” (which is a vernacular way of describing how it supplies grain), Carthage was treated as a vassal state rather than one of the formerly most powerful polities in the Mediterranean. It had to be destroyed because its existence called the strength of Rome into question.
It is this antithesis that I think Bobby is noting, mentally. Just like how he is eventually described as “the last pagan,” his steadfastness is offensive to those who demand to know. The truth is, as he seems to implicitly maintain, knowledge does not exist. It’s a myth as powerful as God. Alicia also understands that most of what she knows is probably “gibberish” (the Kid’s words).
The state of being a “passenger” in this sense is to be accountable. The missing passenger represents that Carthaginian anomaly that cannot be tolerated. The unknowable ranks alongside Judge Holden as an antagonist, in my opinion. Both Bobby and his pursuers are victims of the same influence. Only Bobby seems to understand the beast, however. It’s as if Grendel had bribed the Danes to kill Beowulf. A creature that can never be known, or else it would be destroyed.
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I'm going to upload my review of THE PASSENGER by Cormac McCarthy later, and I wanted to drop the notes I used to guide the video here. I also have an article that I will post in a moment. The notes are not very structured by feature references to key passages and provide some insight. Feel free to respond with issues or thoughts, and be sure to pet your cat today.
notes
p. 42, the agents interrogate Bobby*** p. 47, Bobby mentions that he “left Oiler to get into the plane” while he went back up to the surface. It may be that the agents are constructing a story in order to fill the void, and will later take out Oiler as a possible tamperer. They would then logically take out Bobby for knowing too much. During the conversation, Bobby revealed that they did not take anything from the plane. This might also lay the groundwork for later suspicions of tampering. It’s clear the government does not want this plane to enter into public knowledge.
p. 49, The cohorts
p. 61
- He has boated out to an island pursuing possible survivor of the plane crash. He finds evidence that someone had made it to an island, made a fire, and stashed a raft under a tree. The raft is described as “brand new.” He then goes back to the beach and watches the sunset.
- Chandeleur islands are near New Orleans
- “Beyond that the hydra mouth of the river.” A reference to the many-headed beast. The fact that he mentions these landmarks in sequence means his direct line of sight is almost encyclopedic. He would be bisecting Port Sulphur and then straight on to Mexico. Chandeleur islands would be South of the island he is sitting on.
- In this scene, we get a sense that he knows something (aside from coming into literal knowledge of something) but is not happy about it. Knowledge is never a happy affair in this book. Pursuing this survivor also seems a big useless at this point because after they get back in the water it’s almost impossible to gauge where they went.
[Kid] Time will tell.
[Alicia] Your shadow moving over the floor as you pass the lamp is a nice touch but I’m not buying it.
[Kid] Just an elementary observation I suppose. Well, you can’t say that we don’t try.
A Or the fact that you darken a mirror.
K Yeah, but can he cloud one?
A I don’t know. I dont know and I dont care. It’s not germane.
K Or Lucy or Mabel. Maybe I should pinch myself.
A That’s to see if you’re dreaming.
K And that’s not a reasonable inquiry I suppose. Well, we wont sweat it. There’s thornier issues on the table. When are you going back to school? Your grandmother’s not going to call in sick for you forever you know.
A I know.
K You keep odd hours.
A I’m an odd girl.
K Up all night scribbling calculations on your yellowpad. Maybe you should try counting sheep. Or in your case maybe logging sheep. For the numerically enhanced.
A I’ll keep it in mind.
K Or you just sit staring into space. I guess that’s part of the modus. How do you know it’s not all gibberish?
A You don’t. That’s what you’re trying to find out.
K When is Bobby Shafto coming?
A My brother will be here in two weeks.
K And then what?
A What do you mean then what?
K What are your intentions is what I mean by then what.
A My intentions?
K Yes.
A He’s my brother.
K Like you haven’t set your cap for him. To phrase it chastely.
A You don’t know what you’re talking about. Anyway, it’s none of your business.
K Well. You know me.
… Afterwards he calls her “Sweet Sixteen,” and she denies that she is sixteen years old. This should indicate that they had had a remarkable encounter when she was 16.
p. 115
“In the evening he went down to the bar and got a hamburger and a beer. No one spoke to him. When he went out Josie tilted her chin at him. I’m sorry, Bobby, she said. He nodded. He walked up the street. The old paving stones wet with damp. New Orleans. November 29th 1980. He stood waiting to cross. The headlights of the car coming down the street doubled on the wet black stones. A ship’s horn in the river. The measured trip of the piledriver. He was cold standing there in the fine rain and he crossed the street and went on. When he got to the cathedral he went up the stairs and went in.”
- We then see sacred imagery and Bobby recounts his father’s travels with Oppenheimer. Oppenheimer was considered one of the smartest people ever, and McCarthy notes how strange God must have been to create him. In this sense we see a correlation between intelligence and destruction. Oppenheimer is the one who muttered the Baghavad Gita as he watched his invention detonate.
- Reddit posts:
- https://www.reddit.com/cormacmccarthy/comments/11rowcj/bobby_borges/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
- In Stella Maris Alicia mentions how a brain must be able to “exist” itself. If I’m not wrong, this is an idea from Daniel Czepko (and of course it’s a general philosophical view), that the brain is a conception of the mind. It’s a chicken and egg issue describing intelligence. Ultimately, some conclude that the mind “creates” everything. This would completely change the meaning of the novel, then. When Oiler and Bobby saw the dead people in the plane, it may be that they “created” the dead. They created the plane. They will be held accountable for the knowledge that they helped to create. Of course, in my opinion this “creation” would be more like a creation of information, which is not necessarily the real world. That would mean the book is contained entirely in the animus; the narrator is not reliable. We can only see the world from Bobby and Alicia’s point of view, just as we can only see everything from our own view. Alicia is battling with her inner mind, while Bobby seems to struggle with the exterior world.
- Reminds me strongly of the passengers on the plane. The survivor of the plane probably escaped, took a raft, and then died somewhere. There is probably no story. But the interested parties might demand that there be a story, and it will drive Bobby to the point of madness.
- Knowledge chases away and corners the uncertain. In these books, it represents the rising waters. Bobby certainly identifies Alicia as being his “start of the sea.”
- The investigation will lose momentum throughout the book because Bobby comes to understand the futility of chasing answers. The plot “implodes,” as many people note.
- The description of Hiroshima also coincides with the very first paragraph. The glass “melting” out onto the street, not dissimilar to the headlights on the wet stones in New Orleans two paragraphs before.
- “Doubling” the lights on the “wet stone” also suggests that we are looking at binary worlds. Or, the mirror world to this one. The aphorism “seek and you will find” appears suitable here. Is information strictly created from within the mind? Are we going to find absolutely everything we are looking for? Do we realize that we are unconsciously wishing our own vaporization? Has science gone too far?
- In Wartburg, Tennessee, as he is going to visit his grandma.
- I would like to mention something about the act of writing. Writing is the act of ascribing words or meaning to an idea that can be shared across the medium of text — books, websites, papers, etc. It’s a means of throwing our knowledge onto the world. As Bobby is walking through Tennessee here, he is expecting something and then seeing it. The roof and the bricks. The hawk, the genus, the measurements. He is creating this hawk based on interior knowledge.
- He sees a shotgun shell on the path and we find another mystery that won’t be solved. Did she shoot a fox? Did she ward off intruders? Was she aiming at the burglars who took things from the house?
- The “small bent hardwood trees rooted in rock and pointing out the way the wind had gone.” In The Passenger, I absolutely cannot get over the idea that McCarthy wants us to acknowledge a flood, something that is washing everything away, the current of history. And what will remain? We have to hold on to everything or else it will wash away. Bobby mentions his greatest fear is “the depths.” Is it drowning? No. It’s losing everything. Nothing can remain together. I think water is also squarely equated to an atomic blast. They both have similar effects. Both are just exploding and pulling everything apart, while also crushing and annihilating. It would seem that intelligence plays the same role. What we don’t want it knowledge; we want understanding. Knowledge, an addition of data to the existing set, requires us to continue revising our precepts. This is something Bobby perhaps does not want to do.“
“A hawk appeared out of the woods below and rose effortlessly and came about and drifted quarterwise down the wind and turned and rose again and hovered. Broadwing. Buteo platypterus. It passed so close he could see its eye. Eleven millimeters. The great horned owl’s were twenty-two. The same as the whitetailed deer. But rich in rods. Nighthunter. The hawk turned and dipped and skated off down the slope and then rose again, standing into the wind. Motionless. You should have migrated by now. The hawk turned once more and then it was gone. He looked again for his grandmother’s house. The green metal roof. The red brick chimney in need of tuckpointing. Her car in the driveway. How far is that? Two miles? He rose and hiked out along the crest of the ridge. A cold wind in the sun. Fox scat in the pathway. A twelvebore shotshell case trodden into the dirt. The small bent hardwood trees rooted in rock and pointing out the way the wind had gone.”
p. 198, Bobby racing
p. 199 any kind of reality he’d a stake in
p. 209, drilling, “news from another world”
p. 367, he is in Spain and imagining being on the beach with a woman. He interrupts his thoughts with this passage:
“Here is a story. The last of all men who stands alone in the universe while it darknes about him. Who sorrows all things with a single sorrow. Out of the pitiable and exhausted remnants of what was once his soul he’ll find nothing from which to craft the least thing godlike to guide him in these last of days.”
- It would seem the true destruction was not material but spiritual. The spirit supplies life. In the sense that darkness is falling, he no longer possesses something that can guide him because he has lost an aspect of himself — certainly Alicia, if it’s Bobby — and there is no independent entity that is all knowing to which he can refer. Later, McCarthy describes some geckos skittering around. “Someone in the town had died,” he starts. The bells toll and he is sitting at a bodega.
- “Van der Waals force” describes how atoms attract and repell based on polarization. It’s curious how to approach the analogy of the lizards in this context. It’s a predator-prey relationship regarding light and darkness. The bonding of atoms and molecules might have something to do with it — like how electrons move in and out of atoms.
- Overall, I think the book posits ideas about actual life. There seems to be a difference between the material world and something else. The “something else” doesn’t need to be defined — or at least someone will find something to define it. The spirit, the quantum, the religious, what have you. The idea of being a “passenger” is a spiritual state, ultimately, I think. In the same way that a spirit will leave a body upon death, the person is not equal to their constituent parts. The FBI agents only seem to ask about what is substantively true. But Bobby seems more interested in the process, the extensive life of the crash and where it leads. We see the tyranny of the present in this book. Czepko mentions that the future and the past are both illusions of the present. We are watching a process — time — unfold in the now. We are trapped in this present, victims of whatever may come. It fits the experience of someone at sea; there is no time at sea. Even the day cycle seems incidental, because there’s no activity that would require the sun or not. The sun only seems to drive creatures off of the beach, as we read in the laast chapter. And the information we come into while alive seems trivial compared to the universe’s more robust truths. What happened to the passenger? The answer is out there, but perhaps it is folly to know.
“He cycled through the small port. Down the thin graveled estuary road and out along the flats. Where the salt was once evaporated for the city of Carthage. Frumentaria. The Roman word. The lights of Ibiza coming up off to the north. He sat on a stone that held an ancient iron ring and worked on a flat tired against the coming darkness. His bike standing on its forks against the wall. He listened as he fed the rubber tube past his ear. He sorted a patch from the small leather satchel that hung from the underside of the bicycle seat.”
McCarthy is talking about the Punic Wars. Scipio Africanus and his grandson, Scipio Aemilianus, worked tirelessly to conquer the city, only for the junior Scipio to find it burning in 146 BC. He supposedly tried salting over the earth so that it would never rise again.
We all know that Cato the Elder would end every single speech by wishing destruction to Carthage. “Carthago delenda est.” At this point in the Roman Republic, the city-state was still attaining its status as an “empire” by gradually taking over specific geographic tracts. It did not have designs to be an “empire,” a concept that did not exist at that point in history, but they discovered that the central government was empowered by having assets and colonies abroad. The Punic Wars coincided with Rome’s attempts at sacking Greek states, which caused an influx of Greek culture to the eternal city. They were tasting the power of hegemony. Carthage, because it was so steadfast and so difficult to take down, acted as a kind of antithesis to Rome. It was intolerable. Throughout its history, as McCarthy notes by calling it “Frumentaria” (which is a vernacular way of describing how it supplies grain), Carthage was treated as a vassal state rather than one of the formerly most powerful polities in the Mediterranean. It had to be destroyed because its existence called the strength of Rome into question.
It is this antithesis that I think Bobby is noting, mentally. Just like how he is eventually described as “the last pagan,” his steadfastness is offensive to those who demand to know. The truth is, as he seems to implicitly maintain, knowledge does not exist. It’s a myth as powerful as God. Alicia also understands that most of what she knows is probably “gibberish” (the Kid’s words).
The state of being a “passenger” in this sense is to be accountable. The missing passenger represents that Carthaginian anomaly that cannot be tolerated. The unknowable ranks alongside Judge Holden as an antagonist, in my opinion. Both Bobby and his pursuers are victims of the same influence. Only Bobby seems to understand the beast, however. It’s as if Grendel had bribed the Danes to kill Beowulf. A creature that can never be known, or else it would be destroyed.