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2020.12.16 04:31 Drpocket4 chilumi

For fanart and things about the Genshin Impact ship between Childe and Lumine
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2019.06.07 17:55 Veritasibility Genshin Impact Official

This is the official community for Genshin Impact (原神), the latest open-world action RPG from HoYoverse. The game features a massive, gorgeous map, an elaborate elemental combat system, engaging storyline & characters, co-op game mode, soothing soundtrack, and much more for you to explore!
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2020.10.30 13:43 Lhant Childe Mains

Welcome to the subreddit for the best boy in Genshin Impact!
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2023.06.05 20:44 postangel Barbie and Ken meme but zhongli & Childe! Fanart by me @engelbatterie

Barbie and Ken meme but zhongli & Childe! Fanart by me @engelbatterie submitted by postangel to Genshin_Impact [link] [comments]


2023.06.05 17:22 xtremexavier15 TSROTI 5 (pt 1)

Toxic Rats: Geoff, Scott, Trent, Leshawna, Sammy, Sierra
Mutant Maggots: Anne Maria, Katie, Molly, Scarlett, Dave, DJ
Episode 05: Backstabbers Ahoy
"Last time, on Total Drama Revenge of the Island!" Chris opened, the standard shot of the island quickly cutting to a clip of the campers hurriedly assembling in the common area between cabins as the recap montage began. "Twelve campers went on a scavenger hunt," a close-up of the screen that showed the scavenger hunt locations was next, "that was spoo~ky~!" he said in an appropriate tone, several scary eyes opening up in the hollow of a tree. "And very, very, painful," he added with a laugh as Leshawna was shown getting choked by the squid-tree while some of her teammates threw rocks at both her and the tentacle, and Geoff ran right into a minefield and got blown up.
"And when we thought it couldn't get any weirder," the host continued over a shot of Dave being wrapped up by the spider, "Arachna-Izzy showed up to do an eight-legged tap dance for a captive audience and her buddy Chef," the wild child's reveal was shown as was her shooting plungers at Chef. "Which turned out to be not so fun for her," Dave was shown pounding on the spider's abdomen.
"In the end, Katie left five teammates behind," the sweet girl was shown getting on the zipline, "and lost the challenge for her team," The Maggots were at the elimination ceremony. "Someone would've been eliminated, but I decided to be swell and call it a non-elimination just to keep tensions running," Chris laughed a bit. "And I also brought Sierra back into the game for fun," Sierra coming in unannounced was shown.
"Hey, it's my show. I can do what I want," the host said as the montage ended to show him standing on the Dock of Shame. "Who will ride the Hurl of Shame next? How many times can I laugh at them, before then? Find out right now, on Total! Drama! Revenge of the Island!"
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A shot of the morning sun opened the episode, a flock of geese flying across the sky in formation in the distance. The scene cut to the girls of the Maggot cabin, the camera angled to show Katie and Scarlett awake.
The shot cut in close to Scarlett as she was deep in thought. "It's pretty fortunate for us to not lose a teammate last episode." Scarlett started her conversation with Katie.
Katie, who was brushing her hair, stopped when she was finished. "I know. Even though we lost, we still won in a way."
"But something still questions me about last time," Scarlett continued.
"What is it?" Katie wondered.
"I'm curious who would've gotten voted out since Chris didn't reveal the votes at all during our elimination ceremony," Scarlett explained.
Katie got uneasy hearing that. "Oh, I'm curious as well." She let out an awkward chuckle.
Scarlett easily saw how nervous her bunkmate was acting, and decided to press on. "You're not looking very comfortable. Care to explain what is bothering you?"
"The thing is, I voted for-" Katie tried to say, but was interrupted by Molly opening the cabin door.
"Good morning everyone," Molly greeted the two girls.
"Oh, Molly's here," Katie changed the subject. "Hi."
Confessional: Katie
"If I'm being honest, I voted for Scarlett in the last challenge," Katie admitted. "She was kind of acting cold towards us and didn't even feel as bad for our teammates getting captured."
Confessional: Scarlett
"She didn't say it, but I know they voted for me," Scarlett grimly said. "I suppose it's because of how I came off not showing my sympathies for my endangered teammates or for being too intellectual for them." She smiled proudly. "It would've been their loss had they gotten rid of me for I am the more academically skilled member of the bunch."
Confessionals End
"Guess what I found at the bonfire?" Molly eagerly said.
"What could you have found that would be beneficial for us?" Scarlett skeptically asked.
"I found this old mp3 player by one of the stumps," Molly pulled out the object. "I don't know how it got there, but I'm keeping it."
"If it's so old, why are you gonna keep it?" Katie asked her.
"It plays all the indie music from my favorite bands," Molly answered. "Modest Mouse, Bon Iver, Arcade Fire, those types of people."
"I've never heard of them," Katie said. "Sorry."
"Well you're missing out," Molly shrugged before leaving.
Scarlett and Katie watched her leave for a few seconds before Scarlett turned to Katie. "If I'm being honest, I'm not a fan of indie-themed activities."
Confessional: Molly
Molly was listening to one of her indie bands on her mp3. "Come on, skinny love, just last the year!"
Confessional Ends
A pleasant tune played as the scene moved to a shot of the lake, a few red birds flying and tweeting past the camera. The perspective inverted to show Anne Maria sitting in one of the stump seats of the bonfire pit, filing her nails as a woodpecker stood on top of her poking at her hair.
"Hey, I wasn't expecting to see you up here so early," Geoff said, walking up from the right and immediately attracting Anne Maria's attention. He was in his swimsuit rather than his usual attire.
"I didn't have much of a choice," Anne Maria said. "Katie's snorin' is drivin' me nuts, and Scarlett is kooky with her sleep analysis or whatever."
"So you're doing your hair care out here?" Geoff wondered.
"Yup," Anne Maria replied. "Why are you out in your swim shorts?"
"The water was feeling pretty cool and refreshing, and I wanted to salvage the moment as quickly as I could," Geoff answered.
"I would've been in the ocean, but I have to be fully tanned before I can go into any form of liquid," Anne Maria continued.
"Your body is tanned?" Geoff widened. "Do you use orange paint?"
This comment quickly offended the hairspray girl. "Excuse me?! Did you just disrespect my tan?!" Anne Maria glared at the party boy.
Geoff instantly realized his mistake. "No no no. I'm just saying that I like your tan. It's pretty cool."
Anne Maria cooled down. "Oh right. Now I get it."
Confessional: Geoff
"If you didn't know, I tend to slip up when talking to chicks," Geoff opened up. "Anne Maria's a babe, and a super hot one, but I have to watch what I say if I don't want to get messed up."
Confessional Ends
The scene flashed to the girls' side of the Rat cabin, where Sammy was sleeping in her bed peacefully, until she got woken up by Sierra snapping a photo of her.
"Sierra! I'm trying to sleep!" Sammy shouted in anger, causing Sierra to be frightened.
"Sorry Sammy. I was just updating the sleeping section of this season's profile!" Sierra said happily.
"Sleeping section?" Leshawna said in bewilderment. "Who would want to see us sleep?"
"I don't even want to know," Sammy mumbled.
Confessional: Sierra
"Apparently, the viewers love to see the contestants in their pajamas," Sierra said. "They probably want to make fanart of them."
Confessional: Sammy
"Was I being mean back there? Sorry," Sammy sheepishly said. "I usually get cranky if I don't get my full hours of sleep, and with Sierra back, it's going to get worse."
Confessionals End
Over on the boys' side of the Rat cabin, Trent was putting on his shirt in order to get dressed fully. "Getting dressed is done. Now to play some music to get my day off on the right foot."
The cool guy got on his knees and stuck his hand under his bunk bed to find his guitar, and his face became more and more worried as he couldn't find his instrument.
"I swear I put my guitar under here!" Trent said to himself while peeking under his bunk.
Scott entered the cabin and saw Trent's predicament. "What seems to be tugging on your strings, guitar boy?" he asked.
"Someone stole my guitar," Trent responded. "I remember placing it under my bunk bed, but now there's no sight of it."
"Ultra fangirl returns, guitar goes AWOL. Do the math, and come eat breakfast before you starve of paranoia," Scott told Trent.
Confessional: Trent
"Scott's on the rough side, but he does have a point about me not needing to overreact about my guitar being taken," Trent stated. "Someone probably just took it as a practical joke, and I'm sure they'll return it back to me."
Confessional Ends
A loon called as the scene moved to the Mess Hall, cutting inside to the Mutant Maggots, who were seated at the forward table this time around, while the Toxic Rats had been forced to claim the table closer to the kitchen. All of them were eating what appeared to be trays of mostly meat – bacon and roast chicken and some kind of intestines, with a bit of mashed potatoes and an apple on the side.
DJ was in line with his tray out. After it got filled with breakfast, he smiled a bit. "This is looking pretty good," he said to Chef, to which the cook actually smiled in appreciation.
Dave walked up to DJ with his own tray. "This is too much protein," he complained out of Chef's view to DJ.
"I know," DJ told his friend. "I'm gonna see if I can use this to make a gift for Katie."
"Why do you wanna do that?" Dave asked him. "Are you into her?"
DJ looked at Katie making a house out of her food. "Look at her. She's creative, sweet, and totally full of life."
"I didn't know you were interested in her," Dave said.
"I didn't realize my feelings for her until later on," DJ told him before walking to the right. "I'm gonna go see if there's any more leftovers for my gift."
"Attention campers!" Chris announced through the loudspeaker. "Breakfast is cutting in to precious time that you could spend getting injured!" The shot cut to the loudspeaker outside as Chris laughed. "Grab your swimsuits and meet me at the dock, pronto!"
The campers, who'd already gathered in the middle of the lodge aside from Dave and DJ, began to groan and complain. "You have ten seconds to exit the Mess Hall," Chris added, "before I release...The Raccoon!"
"The raccoon?" Anne Maria repeated in disbelief, and the ten teens started to laugh as the camera pulled back and a large crate was lowered down from the ceiling on chains. It stopped just before it hit the floor, and the campers immediately looked at it with dread.
The front face of it was punched off, revealing the giant mutant raccoon inside. It roared, and with a shriek the two teams fled the building.
The camera cut to the entrance to the kitchen, where DJ was wheeling in a service cart full of the morning meal and whistling to himself. "Hey," he asked, apparently not hearing the warning. "Where y'all goin'? Oh well," he shrugged. "I'm gonna see what I can take from this cart!"
He put the meat into his shorts, unaware of the menacing shadow creeping toward him.
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The scene cut outside to the campers catching their breaths, Chris watching them nearby with an impish smile.
"What were you thinking?" Scarlett asked him. "We could've been viciously assassinated by that intoxicated raccoon!"
Chris just laughed. "Nah, only if you got between him and food." He sent a pensive look off-screen and said "Team Maggot, looks like you're still missing a player."
The camera cut to the main lodge, where DJ was tossed out of a window with a scream.
"Nevermind," Chris said jovially.
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The footage flashed ahead to the two teams assembled on the Dock of Shame in their swimsuits – On the left: DJ in his usual shorts, Katie in a white and black striped bikini, Scarlett in a black one-piece, Molly in a purple dotted two-piece, Anne Maria in a bikini with the same color scheme as her top, and Dave in a white tank top and a pair of trunks consisting of his normal attire's colors; On the right: Leshawna in a teal speedo, Scott in his red swim trunks, Sierra in a light and lime green bikini, Trent in his orange and brown swim trunks, Sammy in a white bikini, and Geoff in his normal shorts; Chris was in the middle. Each team also had an old-fashioned diving suit connected by hose to a hand pump lying between them and the host.
"Alright," Chris began, "here to help us get today's competition underway, say hello to one of our classic competitors, Brick!"
He motioned to the side and the camera zoomed out as the cadet arrived at the dock in a patched-up red canoe.
"I'm ready to go," Brick told the host, "but remember," he gave a reminder, "my contract said demonstration only."
"Relax," Chris smiled, "no demo needed! Just chum the water and try not to get eaten."
Brick reached into the canoe and picked up a bucket of green slop. He took one whiff of it and retched. "What is this stuff?" he asked in disgust.
"Leftovers," Chris grinned, "from last season."
"This almost smells as nasty as my boots," Brick shuddered.
It was then that Fang rose out of the water and chomped down on the end of the boat, devouring the bit of chum that had been spilled on it and forcing Brick to yelp and dart over to the back of the canoe.
"This is highly not acceptable!" Brick scolded him.
"Challenge, part one!" Chris moved on. "Each team must get a pair of water-skis in an underwater mission." The shot cut underwater as he spoke, showing two sets of water skis tied to a pair of rocks on the lake bed. A school of vicious, spiny fish swam past from the right to the left, and a second later a school of eels passed through from the opposite direction. "Or drown trying," the host added as the camera zoomed in on the skis.
"One victim-I mean camper," Chris continued with a sly look, "will snag the skis in an old-school diving suit," he held up the Rats' suit, "and float them to the surface while the rest of their team pumps them oxygen," he held up the Maggots' pump. "First team to surface their skis wins, and gets an advantage in part two."
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The focus moved to the Maggots, Molly standing before her teammates and holding the diving suit's helmet. "Listen up Maggots. I'm diving."
"No problem with me," DJ agreed. "I'm not good with water, so I'll pump the air."
"Just consider it my way of making it up to you for the ice challenge," Molly said before feeling her pockets, only to realize something. "Who took my mp3 player?"
Confessional: DJ
"When I was eight, my brothers dared me to jump off the high-dive platform at the pool. I jumped, but I landed on my butt, and my trunks went so far up my butt, I had to go to the hospital and get them removed. They invited a new word for what I did. The wedgie flop. I've been afraid of water ever since," DJ explained his fear of water.
Confessional Ends
The focus moved to the Rats, Geoff at the center of their attention. "So who's gonna pump and who's gonna dive?"
"I got captured first last episode, so I'll pump the air just to show that I'm not useless," Sammy went to the hose.
"Sierra, you just came back, so you can dive in order to prove yourself to us," Scott suggested.
"Of course I'll dive," Sierra said. "I'm a certified swimmer."
Confessional: Scott
"That was much easier than I thought it'd be," Scott quipped.
Confessional Ends
"Ready?" Chris asked, now standing between Molly and Sierra, the two now fully dressed in their diving suits. Molly smirked confidently at her opponent, with Sierra doing the same, and with a sharp "GO!" from the host, the two were off.
The shot immediately cut underwater as the two splashed down and sank to the lake bed. The perspective moved behind them as they looked ahead to the tied-up skis in the distance, and after sharing a brief glance the two raced off...rather slowly through the water, thanks to the heavy suits and water pressure. The camera focused on Sierra as she suddenly stopped as though her hose had been caught on something.
She looked back and the camera panned to follow, revealing Fang holding back the uberfan's hose with a single hand. He grinned toothily, and Sierra screamed.
The scene moved back above the water, focusing on the Rats. Sammy was currently pumping with Leshawna and Scott watching her, and Geoff and Trent were leaning off the edge of the dock to watch Sierra's progress.
"Tired already, Pom-pom?" Scott asked the cheerleading girl as her breathing became heavier.
Leshawna took Sammy off the pump. "It's okay," the sista said. "I can do it for you!" She pumped so furiously that the hose started bulging as air pockets moved down it.
The scene cut back to Fang swimming viciously at Sierra; the girl turned around and screamed just as the bulging air pocket moved through the hose towards her...blowing up her suit like a balloon, causing Fang to ram into her and bounce off.
"You better get those skis, girl!" Anne Maria shouted near Scarlett as the camera cut back above the water.
"Yeah, keep up the pace," Dave added halfheartedly while kneeling on the dock.
The camera panned away from them and on to Katie and DJ, the latter operating the pump while the former talked to him...absentmindedly standing on the hose while doing so.
"Nice muscles you got on," Katie told DJ sincerely.
"Can I ask you something?" DJ said.
"Sure," Katie replied, looking up at her teammate. "What do you want to ask me?"
"What's your favorite kind of food?" DJ asked Katie. "Mine is gumbo, especially when made by my Momma."
"I like bacon. You can put it on any food you want, and they've been useful for my vlogs," Katie said.
"Bacon wouldn't go great with gumbo if you're thinking about that," DJ joked with the sweet girl.
"I know that. I'm not off the wall," Katie laughed at his sentence. As she spoke, the camera focused down on the slowly-growing bulge in the hose, trapped from moving onward by Katie's weight.
Confessional: Katie
"DJ is such an attractive guy," Katie swooned. "Is this what having a real life crush is like?"
Confessional Ends
The shot cut back underwater, Molly eagerly approaching the water skis...until she suddenly gasped, stopped, and held her breath with a look of shock. She frantically started tugging on her hose, and the scene returned to the edge of the dock as the other end of the hose began to yank and twang.
Scarlett quickly noticed it, and moved her wide gaze up the hose to Katie's feet. "What are you doing standing on the hose?" she asked sternly while pulling Katie off. "You're blocking the air." The air pocket finally rushed down to the hose.
Back underwater Molly's face had started to lose a bit of color as she kept on tugging at the hose. The air bubble finally reached her, and she let out a sigh of relief.
Back up shore, Katie started to feel really guilty. "I'm so sorry about that. I didn't know."
Confessional: Katie
"I almost killed Molly," Katie said in regret. "She's annoying sometimes, but that doesn't warrant murder."
Confessional Ends
The static cut away to the Rats, Leshawna continuing to pump air at a fast pace.
"This is taking forever!" Scott complained while holding his wood. "I gotta whittle something." He put his hand on his pocket. "Wait, where's my lucky shark tooth? Sierra must've stole it!" Scott thought out loud. "Like she stole Music Note's guitar and Indie Lady's mp3."
Anne Maria heard the commotion and came over. "Sierra couldn't steal a TV in a riot," she explained.
"Think about it. That girl's been obsessed with getting information about the show, even us," Scott replied.
Anne Maria proceeded to pat herself down. "As if, there's no proof that-" she retorted until something caught her attention. "Hey. Where's my hairbrush?" The jersey shore reject grew angry. "Oh, that is it! Sierra's getting a beat down!"
The scene flashed back underwater where Fang had gotten a hold of Sierra's air hose and was using her as a punching bag. The hose snapped from the unintended stress and the obsessive girl was sent flying through the water.
Sierra got to the Rats' skis first. Her diving suit knocked Molly down and smacked into the rock holding the skis, the force was enough to dislodge them; seconds later the two skis floated up to the surface.
A ship's horn was blown, and Chris called out "The Rats win the first challenge!" over the shot of Sierra flying out of the water between the skis with a scream.
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"The Rats are the first to grab water skis," Chris announced over a shot of everyone assembled on the dock, "and their reward?" he said as a light-skinned female intern with a black ponytail drove a speedboat up to the Rats' side of the dock. "A McLean Brand Speedboat to use in part two of the challenge."
"Cool!" Trent cheered in excitement.
"Yeah baby!" Leshawna chimed in, the rest of their teammates smiling.
"And for the Maggots," Chris turned to the losers, a spluttering engine attracting their attention to the lake as well as the southeast Asian male intern drove up an inflatable boat to the left side of the dock. "A totally leaky dinghy!"
The six Maggots groaned and hung their heads in disappointment.
"This is almost too easy," Scott chuckled to himself before he saw Sierra catch up to the Rats with her diving suit torn up.
"Did we win the advantage?" Sierra told the farm boy.
"We sure did…stealer!" Scott muttered the last part under his breath.
"Part two of the challenge," Chris continued, briefly holding up two fingers as he continued his exposition, "a death-defying water ski race! The goal? Be the first to ring four bells on these four totally harmless buoys."
As he spoke, the shot cut first to one of the bells, then zoomed out to show it – and the others floating nearby – were attached to the top of what were very obviously sea mines. Brick arrived just then, the cadet frantically paddling his canoe up to one of the mines. He bumped into it just as Chris proclaimed its harmlessness, and the cameo and canoe were blown away by the resulting explosion.
Chris laughed. "Make that three bells," he corrected as a screaming Brick landed on the dock beside him. "See?" he told the slightly-charred young man. "You totally got to demo the challenge." The host then looked at the camera. "Who will cry for their mommy? And who's cries will be drowned out by explosions?" he asked with a wide smile. "Find out when we return." He looked down at Brick, who coughed out a little more soot.
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2023.06.04 18:22 Expensive_Charity_78 Weirdest disconnect between a fandom's engagement with a media, and the media itself.

EDIT: this post wasn't meant to bring hate. People can engage with media however they want.
Basically title. Fandoms that engage with the media they are attached to in thematically, or tonally complete disparate ways.
Since Super Eyepatch Wolf did his video on Fear and Hunger, the fanbase (and Reddit) has grown exponentially. And while I love having more people engage with a game I really enjoy, a lot of the recent fan art has been.... Let's say tonally dissonant.
The game is a mess of gore, sexual abuse, and really, really dark subject matter all around - all bound together by an eldritch aesthetic. However, a lot of the recent fanart depicts both games cast of characters in incredibly horny ways that just feels tone deaf based on the connent of either Installment of Fear and Hunger. "Oh, is one of the characters a heroin addicted 15 year-old child soldier??? He's totally a bottom tho UwU"
I'd love to hear more examples of this (and a way to handle a fandom you like engaging with spinning wildly out of your comfort zone lol)
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2023.06.04 02:48 Lartnestpasdemain Infinite Imu Spiral of Imu Guy Imus (Final Edition)

  1. Imu is ShanksBeard (V1)
  2. Imu is Luffy (V1)
  3. Imu is Incredibly Ugly (V1)
  4. Imu is Incredibly Ugly (V2)
  5. Imu is Darth Vader
  6. Imu is Biblically Accurate
  7. Imu is The most disappointing thing you'll ever see (V1)
  8. Imu is From the Long Legs Tribe
  9. Imu is Luffy's mom
  10. Imu is From the Long-arms-Long-Legs Tribe
  11. Imu's crown is actually a crow
  12. Imu is from the No-Legs tribe
  13. Imu is from the Long Neck tribe
  14. Imu is The most disappointing thing you'll ever see (V2)
  15. Imu is ShanksBeard (V2)
  16. Imu is The most disappointing thing you'll ever see (V3)
  17. Imu is Vegeta
  18. Imu is A bird (V1)
  19. Imu is Incredibly Ugly (V3)
  20. Imu is A blank Sheet
  21. Imu is From the Big Mouth Tribe
  22. Imu's crown is actually its teeth
  23. Imu is A bird (V2)
  24. Imu is A good guy
  25. Imu is The Stongest swordsman (V1)
  26. Imu is A Demon
  27. Imu is A rat
  28. Imu is from the Akatsuki
  29. Imu is an endless army of dopplegangers
  30. Imu is Stronger than Luffy
  31. Imu is Scary (V1)
  32. Imu is The Strongest swordsman (V2)
  33. Imu is A Fishman
  34. Imu is A shadow
  35. Imu is Cool asf
  36. Imu is Luffy (V2)
  37. Imu is A random flying guy
  38. Imu is A brat
  39. Imu is From the Three-eyed tribe (V1)
  40. Imu is From the Long Legs Tribe
  41. Imu Already read all of the One Piece Manga
  42. Imu Just want a bigger hat
  43. Imu Blows Islands for Breakfast
  44. Imu is A dwarf
  45. Imu Knows the biggest one piece secret
  46. Imu is A fishmen hunter
  47. Imu is from the teeth eyed tribe
  48. Imu is The most OP character of OP
  49. Imu's crown is actually a fork
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  54. Imu is Incredibly Ugly (V4)
  55. Imu is The Redline
  56. Imu is A waifu (V2)
  57. Imu is A God-like Character
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  60. Imu is The Stongest swordsman (V3)
  61. Imu is Facing a Dilemma
  62. Imu is an Emu
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  64. Imu is Scary (V2)
  65. Imu is Afraid of Luffy
  66. Imu is A waifu (V2)
  67. Imu is from the Hairy Legs Tribe
  68. Imu is a Kabuto
  69. Imu is The most disappointing thing you'll ever see (V4)
  70. Imu is The funniest and most relatable character
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  72. Imu is Oda Himself
  73. Imu is Umami
  74. Imu Hates the sun
  75. Imu is Umi, the Sea Itself
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  77. Imu is an Alien Species (V1)
  78. Imu is a crown
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  80. Imu is Exactly like you would expect from his sillhouette
  81. Imu is From the Moon (V1)
  82. Imu is From the Three-eyed tribe (V2)
  83. Imu ate the Blood Blood fruit
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  85. Imu is A cruel monarch
  86. Imu is afraid of the Laughing Demon
  87. Imu is all ears
  88. Imu is Celebrating his birthday
  89. Imu ate the win-win fruit
  90. Imu is Luffy (V3)
  91. Imu is a Dark Lord
  92. Imu is An old monarch
  93. Imu is Incredibly Ugly (V5)
  94. Imu is The most disappointing thing you'll ever see (V5)
  95. Imu is Incredibly Ugly (V6)
  96. Imu's crown is actually its tongue
  97. Imu is From the Ashtray-head tribe
  98. Imu is A Candle
  99. Imu's crown is actually flowers
  100. Imu is an Alien Species (V2)
  101. Imu is from the mouth-over-nose tribe
  102. Imu is Monet (V1)
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  117. Imu ate the Butterfly Fruit
  118. Imu is Monet (V2)
  119. Imu is ShanksBeard (V3)
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  122. Imu is Higuma
  123. Imu is A Vegetable
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  125. Imu is I(Lon)MU(sk)
  126. Imu is Having a good time
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  128. Imu is From the Moon (V2)
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  130. Imu is The Original Den-Den Mushi
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  137. Imu is Shanks
  138. Imu is Roger
  139. Imu ate the Fruit-Fruit Fruit
  140. Imu found the One Piece
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  142. Imu is Incredibly Ugly (V7)
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  145. Imu is Oda Himself (V2)
  146. Imu is French
  147. Imu is The dragon Egg from Roger's Ship
  148. Imu is Louis XVI
  149. Imu is Foxy
  150. Imu is Scary (V3)
  151. Imu is An alien Species (V3)
  152. Imu is from the Chest-faced tribe
  153. Imu is Rocks D. Xebec
  154. Imu is Kidd (V1)
  155. Imu is Kidd (V2)
  156. Imu is Incredibly Ugly (V8)
  157. Imu is Shanks (V2)
  158. Imu is an Atlas Beetle
  159. Imu is Shanks's Brother Banks
  160. Imu is a Random dude
  161. Imu is Ask D. Question
  162. Imummy
  163. Imustachio
  164. Imuchacho
  165. Imowgli
  166. Imushroom
  167. Imuthep
  168. Imusician
  169. Imunga
  170. Imouse-ama
  171. Imusketeer
  172. Imumbai
  173. Imascara
  174. Imu found the One Piece (V2)
  175. IMUG
  176. Imouth-sama
  177. Imu means I'M Uzumaki-naruto
  178. Imu is Angry
  179. Imu is Exactly like you would expect from his sillhouette
  180. Imu is Scary (V4)
  181. Imu is Hypnotizing
  182. Imu is The most disappointing thing you'll ever see (V6)
  183. Imu is the moon
  184. Imu is from the long-legs tribe (V2)
  185. Imu is Three people
  186. Imu ate the REAL gomu-gomu no mi
  187. Imu is Medjed
  188. Imu is a waifu
  189. Imu is simple
  190. Imu is Luffy's mom (V2)
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2023.06.04 02:48 Lartnestpasdemain Infinite Imu Spiral of Imu Guy Imus (Final Edition)

  1. Imu is ShanksBeard (V1)
  2. Imu is Luffy (V1)
  3. Imu is Incredibly Ugly (V1)
  4. Imu is Incredibly Ugly (V2)
  5. Imu is Darth Vader
  6. Imu is Biblically Accurate
  7. Imu is The most disappointing thing you'll ever see (V1)
  8. Imu is From the Long Legs Tribe
  9. Imu is Luffy's mom
  10. Imu is From the Long-arms-Long-Legs Tribe
  11. Imu's crown is actually a crow
  12. Imu is from the No-Legs tribe
  13. Imu is from the Long Neck tribe
  14. Imu is The most disappointing thing you'll ever see (V2)
  15. Imu is ShanksBeard (V2)
  16. Imu is The most disappointing thing you'll ever see (V3)
  17. Imu is Vegeta
  18. Imu is A bird (V1)
  19. Imu is Incredibly Ugly (V3)
  20. Imu is A blank Sheet
  21. Imu is From the Big Mouth Tribe
  22. Imu's crown is actually its teeth
  23. Imu is A bird (V2)
  24. Imu is A good guy
  25. Imu is The Stongest swordsman (V1)
  26. Imu is A Demon
  27. Imu is A rat
  28. Imu is from the Akatsuki
  29. Imu is an endless army of dopplegangers
  30. Imu is Stronger than Luffy
  31. Imu is Scary (V1)
  32. Imu is The Strongest swordsman (V2)
  33. Imu is A Fishman
  34. Imu is A shadow
  35. Imu is Cool asf
  36. Imu is Luffy (V2)
  37. Imu is A random flying guy
  38. Imu is A brat
  39. Imu is From the Three-eyed tribe (V1)
  40. Imu is From the Long Legs Tribe
  41. Imu Already read all of the One Piece Manga
  42. Imu Just want a bigger hat
  43. Imu Blows Islands for Breakfast
  44. Imu is A dwarf
  45. Imu Knows the biggest one piece secret
  46. Imu is A fishmen hunter
  47. Imu is from the teeth eyed tribe
  48. Imu is The most OP character of OP
  49. Imu's crown is actually a fork
  50. Imu is The Legendary Sad Boy
  51. Imu is Vearth
  52. Imu is A Dandy
  53. Imu is Down D. Stairs
  54. Imu is Incredibly Ugly (V4)
  55. Imu is The Redline
  56. Imu is A waifu (V2)
  57. Imu is A God-like Character
  58. Imu is The Sandman
  59. Imu is A Psychopath
  60. Imu is The Stongest swordsman (V3)
  61. Imu is Facing a Dilemma
  62. Imu is an Emu
  63. Imu is an Emo
  64. Imu is Scary (V2)
  65. Imu is Afraid of Luffy
  66. Imu is A waifu (V2)
  67. Imu is from the Hairy Legs Tribe
  68. Imu is a Kabuto
  69. Imu is The most disappointing thing you'll ever see (V4)
  70. Imu is The funniest and most relatable character
  71. Imu is Lonely
  72. Imu is Oda Himself
  73. Imu is Umami
  74. Imu Hates the sun
  75. Imu is Umi, the Sea Itself
  76. Imu is The moon God
  77. Imu is an Alien Species (V1)
  78. Imu is a crown
  79. Imu is King Elizabello the First
  80. Imu is Exactly like you would expect from his sillhouette
  81. Imu is From the Moon (V1)
  82. Imu is From the Three-eyed tribe (V2)
  83. Imu ate the Blood Blood fruit
  84. Imu is A random monarch
  85. Imu is A cruel monarch
  86. Imu is afraid of the Laughing Demon
  87. Imu is all ears
  88. Imu is Celebrating his birthday
  89. Imu ate the win-win fruit
  90. Imu is Luffy (V3)
  91. Imu is a Dark Lord
  92. Imu is An old monarch
  93. Imu is Incredibly Ugly (V5)
  94. Imu is The most disappointing thing you'll ever see (V5)
  95. Imu is Incredibly Ugly (V6)
  96. Imu's crown is actually its tongue
  97. Imu is From the Ashtray-head tribe
  98. Imu is A Candle
  99. Imu's crown is actually flowers
  100. Imu is an Alien Species (V2)
  101. Imu is from the mouth-over-nose tribe
  102. Imu is Monet (V1)
  103. Imu is The Imu Guy
  104. Imu is The Void Itself
  105. Imu is Buggy's Father
  106. Imu is Still a child
  107. Imu is Inu
  108. Imu means I'M U
  109. Imu is The Empty Throne
  110. Imu is The N-Gage
  111. Imu is a (B)I(G)MU(C)
  112. Imu is The One
  113. Imu is A virus
  114. Imu is Gaimon
  115. Imu is Pandaman
  116. Imu is From the No-feet tribe
  117. Imu ate the Butterfly Fruit
  118. Imu is Monet (V2)
  119. Imu is ShanksBeard (V3)
  120. Imu is Two People
  121. Imu is Tonjit
  122. Imu is Higuma
  123. Imu is A Vegetable
  124. Imu is A bodybuilder
  125. Imu is I(Lon)MU(sk)
  126. Imu is Having a good time
  127. Imu is S(A-E)NGOKU
  128. Imu is From the Moon (V2)
  129. Imu is Jango
  130. Imu is The Original Den-Den Mushi
  131. Imu is King Kong
  132. Imu is The key to all mysteries
  133. Imu is G.O.A.T.
  134. Imu is Smoker's sensei
  135. Imu is Heisenberg
  136. Imu ate the Soul-Soul Fruit
  137. Imu is Shanks
  138. Imu is Roger
  139. Imu ate the Fruit-Fruit Fruit
  140. Imu found the One Piece
  141. Imu is Stelly
  142. Imu is Incredibly Ugly (V7)
  143. Imu is Buddha
  144. Imu is Eminem
  145. Imu is Oda Himself (V2)
  146. Imu is French
  147. Imu is The dragon Egg from Roger's Ship
  148. Imu is Louis XVI
  149. Imu is Foxy
  150. Imu is Scary (V3)
  151. Imu is An alien Species (V3)
  152. Imu is from the Chest-faced tribe
  153. Imu is Rocks D. Xebec
  154. Imu is Kidd (V1)
  155. Imu is Kidd (V2)
  156. Imu is Incredibly Ugly (V8)
  157. Imu is Shanks (V2)
  158. Imu is an Atlas Beetle
  159. Imu is Shanks's Brother Banks
  160. Imu is a Random dude
  161. Imu is Ask D. Question
  162. Imummy
  163. Imustachio
  164. Imuchacho
  165. Imowgli
  166. Imushroom
  167. Imuthep
  168. Imusician
  169. Imunga
  170. Imouse-ama
  171. Imusketeer
  172. Imumbai
  173. Imascara
  174. Imu found the One Piece (V2)
  175. IMUG
  176. Imouth-sama
  177. Imu means I'M Uzumaki-naruto
  178. Imu is Angry
  179. Imu is Exactly like you would expect from his sillhouette
  180. Imu is Scary (V4)
  181. Imu is Hypnotizing
  182. Imu is The most disappointing thing you'll ever see (V6)
  183. Imu is the moon
  184. Imu is from the long-legs tribe (V2)
  185. Imu is Three people
  186. Imu ate the REAL gomu-gomu no mi
  187. Imu is Medjed
  188. Imu is a waifu
  189. Imu is simple
  190. Imu is Luffy's mom (V2)
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2023.06.04 02:47 Lartnestpasdemain Infinite Imu Spiral of Imu Guy Imus (Final Edition)

  1. Imu is ShanksBeard (V1)
  2. Imu is Luffy (V1)
  3. Imu is Incredibly Ugly (V1)
  4. Imu is Incredibly Ugly (V2)
  5. Imu is Darth Vader
  6. Imu is Biblically Accurate
  7. Imu is The most disappointing thing you'll ever see (V1)
  8. Imu is From the Long Legs Tribe
  9. Imu is Luffy's mom
  10. Imu is From the Long-arms-Long-Legs Tribe
  11. Imu's crown is actually a crow
  12. Imu is from the No-Legs tribe
  13. Imu is from the Long Neck tribe
  14. Imu is The most disappointing thing you'll ever see (V2)
  15. Imu is ShanksBeard (V2)
  16. Imu is The most disappointing thing you'll ever see (V3)
  17. Imu is Vegeta
  18. Imu is A bird (V1)
  19. Imu is Incredibly Ugly (V3)
  20. Imu is A blank Sheet
  21. Imu is From the Big Mouth Tribe
  22. Imu's crown is actually its teeth
  23. Imu is A bird (V2)
  24. Imu is A good guy
  25. Imu is The Stongest swordsman (V1)
  26. Imu is A Demon
  27. Imu is A rat
  28. Imu is from the Akatsuki
  29. Imu is an endless army of dopplegangers
  30. Imu is Stronger than Luffy
  31. Imu is Scary (V1)
  32. Imu is The Strongest swordsman (V2)
  33. Imu is A Fishman
  34. Imu is A shadow
  35. Imu is Cool asf
  36. Imu is Luffy (V2)
  37. Imu is A random flying guy
  38. Imu is A brat
  39. Imu is From the Three-eyed tribe (V1)
  40. Imu is From the Long Legs Tribe
  41. Imu Already read all of the One Piece Manga
  42. Imu Just want a bigger hat
  43. Imu Blows Islands for Breakfast
  44. Imu is A dwarf
  45. Imu Knows the biggest one piece secret
  46. Imu is A fishmen hunter
  47. Imu is from the teeth eyed tribe
  48. Imu is The most OP character of OP
  49. Imu's crown is actually a fork
  50. Imu is The Legendary Sad Boy
  51. Imu is Vearth
  52. Imu is A Dandy
  53. Imu is Down D. Stairs
  54. Imu is Incredibly Ugly (V4)
  55. Imu is The Redline
  56. Imu is A waifu (V2)
  57. Imu is A God-like Character
  58. Imu is The Sandman
  59. Imu is A Psychopath
  60. Imu is The Stongest swordsman (V3)
  61. Imu is Facing a Dilemma
  62. Imu is an Emu
  63. Imu is an Emo
  64. Imu is Scary (V2)
  65. Imu is Afraid of Luffy
  66. Imu is A waifu (V2)
  67. Imu is from the Hairy Legs Tribe
  68. Imu is a Kabuto
  69. Imu is The most disappointing thing you'll ever see (V4)
  70. Imu is The funniest and most relatable character
  71. Imu is Lonely
  72. Imu is Oda Himself
  73. Imu is Umami
  74. Imu Hates the sun
  75. Imu is Umi, the Sea Itself
  76. Imu is The moon God
  77. Imu is an Alien Species (V1)
  78. Imu is a crown
  79. Imu is King Elizabello the First
  80. Imu is Exactly like you would expect from his sillhouette
  81. Imu is From the Moon (V1)
  82. Imu is From the Three-eyed tribe (V2)
  83. Imu ate the Blood Blood fruit
  84. Imu is A random monarch
  85. Imu is A cruel monarch
  86. Imu is afraid of the Laughing Demon
  87. Imu is all ears
  88. Imu is Celebrating his birthday
  89. Imu ate the win-win fruit
  90. Imu is Luffy (V3)
  91. Imu is a Dark Lord
  92. Imu is An old monarch
  93. Imu is Incredibly Ugly (V5)
  94. Imu is The most disappointing thing you'll ever see (V5)
  95. Imu is Incredibly Ugly (V6)
  96. Imu's crown is actually its tongue
  97. Imu is From the Ashtray-head tribe
  98. Imu is A Candle
  99. Imu's crown is actually flowers
  100. Imu is an Alien Species (V2)
  101. Imu is from the mouth-over-nose tribe
  102. Imu is Monet (V1)
  103. Imu is The Imu Guy
  104. Imu is The Void Itself
  105. Imu is Buggy's Father
  106. Imu is Still a child
  107. Imu is Inu
  108. Imu means I'M U
  109. Imu is The Empty Throne
  110. Imu is The N-Gage
  111. Imu is a (B)I(G)MU(C)
  112. Imu is The One
  113. Imu is A virus
  114. Imu is Gaimon
  115. Imu is Pandaman
  116. Imu is From the No-feet tribe
  117. Imu ate the Butterfly Fruit
  118. Imu is Monet (V2)
  119. Imu is ShanksBeard (V3)
  120. Imu is Two People
  121. Imu is Tonjit
  122. Imu is Higuma
  123. Imu is A Vegetable
  124. Imu is A bodybuilder
  125. Imu is I(Lon)MU(sk)
  126. Imu is Having a good time
  127. Imu is S(A-E)NGOKU
  128. Imu is From the Moon (V2)
  129. Imu is Jango
  130. Imu is The Original Den-Den Mushi
  131. Imu is King Kong
  132. Imu is The key to all mysteries
  133. Imu is G.O.A.T.
  134. Imu is Smoker's sensei
  135. Imu is Heisenberg
  136. Imu ate the Soul-Soul Fruit
  137. Imu is Shanks
  138. Imu is Roger
  139. Imu ate the Fruit-Fruit Fruit
  140. Imu found the One Piece
  141. Imu is Stelly
  142. Imu is Incredibly Ugly (V7)
  143. Imu is Buddha
  144. Imu is Eminem
  145. Imu is Oda Himself (V2)
  146. Imu is French
  147. Imu is The dragon Egg from Roger's Ship
  148. Imu is Louis XVI
  149. Imu is Foxy
  150. Imu is Scary (V3)
  151. Imu is An alien Species (V3)
  152. Imu is from the Chest-faced tribe
  153. Imu is Rocks D. Xebec
  154. Imu is Kidd (V1)
  155. Imu is Kidd (V2)
  156. Imu is Incredibly Ugly (V8)
  157. Imu is Shanks (V2)
  158. Imu is an Atlas Beetle
  159. Imu is Shanks's Brother Banks
  160. Imu is a Random dude
  161. Imu is Ask D. Question
  162. Imummy
  163. Imustachio
  164. Imuchacho
  165. Imowgli
  166. Imushroom
  167. Imuthep
  168. Imusician
  169. Imunga
  170. Imouse-ama
  171. Imusketeer
  172. Imumbai
  173. Imascara
  174. Imu found the One Piece (V2)
  175. IMUG
  176. Imouth-sama
  177. Imu means I'M Uzumaki-naruto
  178. Imu is Angry
  179. Imu is Exactly like you would expect from his sillhouette
  180. Imu is Scary (V4)
  181. Imu is Hypnotizing
  182. Imu is The most disappointing thing you'll ever see (V6)
  183. Imu is the moon
  184. Imu is from the long-legs tribe (V2)
  185. Imu is Three people
  186. Imu ate the REAL gomu-gomu no mi
  187. Imu is Medjed
  188. Imu is a waifu
  189. Imu is simple
  190. Imu is Luffy's mom (V2)
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2023.06.04 01:36 100beep Fic exchange sign-ups!

u/100beep (that's me), u/Seraf-Wang, u/sadsoymilk, u/West_Gape6631, u/synxical, u/reallycrow, u/RebeccaDarking, u/UkeKyle, u/In_Dreams_Begin are our participants.
In no particular order, here are the original requests. If you see one that hasn't already been claimed, DM me and I'll put you on the list for it. In this stage, if you wish to claim one, following any further requests is mandatory, and following do-not-wants (DNW) is always mandatory.
I did a bit of cleanup on some of the requests to make them easier to read. If you feel that I misrepresented you, please DM me and clear things up.
If you do not claim one during this phase, one will be assigned to you, along with that person's backups - at which point you no longer need to follow their specific requests but still need to follow their DNWs.
This phase ends in three days, on June 6, 11:59 UTC.

u/sadsoymilk - Claimed DNW: Itto, Gorou, Bennett, Mika, Baizhu, modern!AU, crackfic
Childe/Xiao Canon compliant
Kaeya/Dainsleif None
Albedo/Xingqiu
Kaveh/Kaeya
AetheKaeya

u/UkeKyle - Claimed DNW: Kazuha/Heizou, Ayato/Thoma, Itto/Gorou
Itto/Scaramouche Fluff and love
Alhaitham/Cyno/Kaveh/Tighnari Dom/sub with dom Alhaitham
Azhdaha/Childe/Zhongli Angst with a happy ending
Bennett/Xiao Protection from a distance, establishing relationship
Kaveh/Tighnari Accidental mpreg Kaveh

u/synxical - Claimed DNW: Bennett/any, Razoany
Kaeya/Zhongli
Kaeya/Venti
Alhaitham/Cyno
Gorou/Kazuha
Ayato/Kaeya
Kaveh/Tighnari
Ayato/Kaeya/Thoma

u/100beep DNW: Rape/noncon, ABO
Bennett/Xiao Smut, first time together
Bennett/Childe Adventurer!Childe, first meeting
Alhaitham/Cyno/Kaveh/Tighnari Smut, dom!Kaveh taking control from another dom
Childe/Diluc/Zhongli Childe and Diluc get in a confrontation, Zhongli plays peacemaker
Childe/Kaeya Harbinger!Kaeya, some confrontation with Diluc during his time as the Delusion Theif

u/In_Dreams_Begin - Claimed DNW: Smut, especially ABO, major character death
Ayato/Diluc Something from both of their pasts, from Diluc's feral revenge years. Either that or a classic masquerade ball liaison. In any case, bring on the spy/ninja/cloak and dagger stuff. All romance tropes accepted.
Diluc/Kaveh Either a "help I'm in love with my client" situation or pre-canon Kaveh picks up a wounded Diluc from the side of the road and nurses him back to health.
Childe/Thoma Now, hear me out: Thoma has a passive skill about fishing. Childe loves fishing AND is very competitive. Do you see where I'm going?
Childe/Xiao This one can't help but have some fighting in it. Maybe hurt/comfort?
Albedo/Kaveh When Kaveh gets commissioned to do some illustration work for Yae Publishing, the editor has 01 meeting with him before he decides to put him in contact with Calx, so that maybe he can give that prima donna some "pointers." Kaveh is not happy with that, but he can't help being fascinated with the mysterious artist and his logical without being unemotional tone.
Baizhu/Xiao I think hurt/comfort goes well here. Unrequited love is perfectly fine.
Ayato/Kazuha Not enough fics have been written about the fact that these two know each other for a long time, since Kazuha's family was subordinate to Ayato's. Then they grew up and now there's a whole gulf in their statuses. Sweet sweet angst.
Diluc/Heizou I'm putting this here because there are 0 fics for this pairing. Is it a little cracky? You betcha. But if you do write something, I'll make you a little treat (it's fanart. I'll drawn a scene.)

u/RebeccaDarking - Claimed DNW: Watersports/scat, Kaeya/Diluc as anything but background, ABO, teachestudent, mpreg, OC kids
Ayato/Itto - angst and hurt/comfort are always nice lots of potential with itto being an oni and ayato being human- also big fan of itto being completely oblivious to ayatos advances- or ayaitto already dating and everyone ELSE being oblivious- but anything fine really I'll take any ayaitto crumbs
Diluc/Venti - FLUFF !!!- lots of venti flirting and diluc getting flustered maybe maybe- hear me out venti turning into his archon form during sex - any plot is fine really
Capitano/Mika - no cause hear me out.- I like the hc of capitano actually being like a nice dude when he isn't yknow murdering people but really anything fine- i literally don't have a plot request for this one just go ham
Albedo/Cyno - absolutely SMITTEN cyno and megaflirt albedo- jealous tighnari maybe maybe- I know albedo freaky asl maybe he got an aphrodisiac or two in his lab - lots of puns. obviously
Dottore/Pantalone - literally be as freaky as you want- hardcore smut like these mfs have the most toxic sex possible- I like bottom dottore but like either works- just absolutely toxic sex like go ham

u/Seraf-Wang DNW: Smut
Albedo/Scaramouche Nothing too special. I guess exploring the fact Scaramouche feels abandoned and is jealous of Albedo’s way of lide seeing as he still thinks fond of his creator. That would cool. Or just domestic fluff. Anything works
Alhaitham/Cyno/Kaveh/Tighnari How Alhaitham reacts to everyone and their personal problems. Like how he relates to Tighnari’s dislike of noise, Cyno’s sense of duty, and the opposing side of logic with Kaveh.

u/West_Gape6631 DNW: Bisexuals
Venti/Xiao Xiao top, Venti bottom
Gorou/Itto Itto top, Gorou bottom
Ayato/Thoma Ayato top, Thoma bottom
Cyno/Tighnari Cyno top, Tighnari bottom

u/reallycrow - Claimed DNW: Chongyun/Bennett, Yae Miko, Kujou Sara
Diluc/Venti Venti can hear prayers to Barbatos — what has he heard?
Kaeya/Venti Is it a cop out if I say that I like them as sort of a regular hookup, or maybe behind especially extra in public because Venti wants to put on a show for Diluc?
Itto/Xiao

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2023.06.03 16:33 maximusaemilius Empyrean Iris: 2-15: one flag and a thousand arms (by Charlie Star)

FYI, this is a story COLLECTION. Lots of standalones technically. So, you can basically start to read at any chapter, no pre-read of the other chapters needed technically (other than maybe getting better descriptions of characters than: Adam Vir=human, Krill=antlike alien, Sunny=tall alien, Conn=telepathic alien). The numbers are (mostly) only for organization of posts and continuity.
OC Written by Charlie Stastarrfallknightrise,
Typed up and then posted here by me.
Proofreading and language check for some chapters by u/Finbar9800
Future Lore and fact check done by me.
Damn! The last LFIL chapter a while ago had a pretty legendary photograph moment, but this one tops it by far!
Previous First Next
Want to find a specific one, see the whole list or check fanart?
Here is the link to the master-post.
"Please everyone, calm yourselves. The Galactic Assembly is addressing the issue as we speak."
The crowd roiled and churned like the bubbles in a pot of boiling water. Flags waved and voices rose high into the air.
The chanting increased in fervor.
"Please!"
The Rundi struggled to raise his voice high enough to be heard over the crowd, who only grew with strength and intensity.
Commander Vir keyed his mic,
"Delta units to the GA side of the crowd, some of these protesters are looking extremely agitated. Let's make sure they don't do anything we're all going to regret.”
He stood with his back to the GA chambers, its wide arching courtyard devoid of life, except for those unfortunate Rundi ordered to carry messages from one side of the compound to the other, otherwise they tried to keep their distance from the front facade of the building and the churning mass of protesters.
White flags waved and fluttered.
Commander Vir held the energy shield with one arm, pressing it back firmly against the crowd, so they could not pass the dedicated marking point.
"Commander, the crowd over here is getting violent."
He grimaced and reached a hand down to open the line,
"Stun them and let them calm down, do NOT catch anyone else in the crossfire. We do not want this escalating."
"Yes sir."
Something pushed against his shield and he grunted, pushing back.
The white bandanna on his arm was pressed against the clear blue force field and helped to at least confuse the crowd before them.
And luckily, they would be kept too confused to get violent.
The aliens among the human protesters helped as well.
If this was on earth, things would have broken out into a riot by now, but the Drev the Tesraki and the Finnari tended to be more levelheaded when it came to these kinds of things, and they managed to reign in their humans from doing something stupid.
He closed his eyes tight for a second, praying that the GA would rethink their position.
It hurt him to watch these people struggle like this.
It just felt so strange that anyone should be here in the first place.
Beside him, Sunny had taken control of two young humans who were getting a bit more than rowdy,
"Let’s keep this a protest, and not a riot."
She growled, giving them a look that would have made anyone quell in their boots. It sort of made him half smile, Sunny was such a badass, he wanted to be more like her when he eventually grew up.
His thoughts were cut off, as the crowd churned a bit, pressing into his shield.
He keyed his mic again, prepared to go over the loudspeaker and tell them that if they didn't calm down he was going to turn this protest into a mass nap time.
He had the power to do that if things got out of hand, though he honestly didn't want to.
The GA needed to see this.
He was so preoccupied with the crowd, that he barely noticed as the Rundi ran up from the inside of the compound, flying forward on its long spindly legs.
It stopped by the first Rundi to say something, and the conversation that passed between them didn't look particularly encouraging.
HIs heart sank into his stomach.
He felt... Surprisingly disappointed, very sad for all those people who were going to get their day ruined.
The Rundi waffled around at the front of the crowd for a bit before turning and looking over to where he stood.
Oh great.
The Rundi walked over, and he backed off from the crowd, allowing Sunny to take a step in his place with her shield at the ready.
The people looked as if they were about to start something, but seeing her expression, they decided not to.
He dropped his shield and lowered his head to hear the Rundi over the roaring of the crowd.
"The GA is not budging."
The Rundi whispered,
"They are asking the protesters to leave."
Adam growled in frustration.
Behind him someone in the crowd pointed at him,
"They're saying no aren't they!?”
Others took up the call, and soon enough the rest of the crowd had been alerted. Adam was forced to run back to support Sunny, as everything suddenly grew more intense.
Fights were breaking out on the left and the right.
People were hitting the ground as the guards were forced to stun them.
That only agitated the rest of the crowd who also began to buck and fight.
Adam keyed the mic for real this time, filling the intervening space with his booming voice,
”ALL OF YOU KNOCK IT OFF RIGHT NOW OR I WILL STUN YOU ALL."
The aggression in the crowd died down, though the anger remained sizzling at the surface.
Overhead clouds passed over the sun, before him the crowd roared like a wave, and behind him the GA council chambers were as silent as a ghost town.
"LISTEN, QUIET DOWN ALL OF YOU."
It sort of felt as if he was floating.
The world around him hardly seemed real though that was not the best way to explain it.
The crowd died down a bit,
"You may not understand this! And I have said it before, but these are not humans. Protests don't work on them. When they see a group of angry humans, they get scared and when they get scared, they double down even further. I know it does not make any sense to you NOT to protest for what you believe in, but if you are going to do this, you MUST remain civil. Even now the GA is frightened by you. They don't believe you are rational, and they are not going to listen to you if this keeps up."
The crowd had quieted down to a milling sort of confusion.
"Then what should we do!"*
The shouting came from somewhere and in anger, though he couldn't pinpoint the source.
In frustration he nudged Sunny, and she allowed him to climb on her back as he had before.
The crowd could see him now, and he could see them for the most part.
He waved them down trying to cut off the others who had taken up the chant.
"I understand what you are trying to do, and I support your efforts, but you are only hurting ourselves. The GA can only be won by rational discussion."
"The GA won't see any of our representatives. They are debating only on their own facts and opinions."
One of the crowd's people snarled. The call was echoed and Adam stared at them in shock,
"Wait what!? Are you serious?”
There was a muttering throughout the crowd.
"For fuck's sake."
He muttered under his breath,
"The Rudi think none of us are high ranking enough to be allowed into the council chambers, and none of the representatives will take up our cause. The human ambassador thinks we are disgusting, so she won't do anything and says she won’t represent our minority."
The muttering through the crowd grew louder.
Adam looked around, head turning to see all the angry faces, blushed with red, or streaked with tears.
These people were frustrated, and hurt, and he understood why.
This wasn't right!
He closed his eyes again and took another deep breath.
What was he thinking!?
He stepped down from Sunny's back and walked over to one of the protestors in the front row, pointing to his large flag on a pole that was about eight feet tall.
"May I borrow your flag?"
The protester stared on at him in confusion,
"What, why?"
"Because, I am going to give you the representative you need."
[…]
Commander Vir and Sunny walked alone down the length of the GA outer courtyard.
A billowing white flag streamed lazily over his head, suspended there by way of the pole which rested heavily on his shoulder. The white of the fabric had been marred now by many colors as hundreds of rushed signatures had been scrawled on its face.
He was armed with the backing of a thousand protesters, a hundred signatures, and more than a few dozen stories.
Sunny turned her head to look at him, and he fancied that maybe he saw an expression of pride in her eyes, though she didn't say much except,
"Pretty brave."
He didn't feel very brave, and as they walked through the front doors of the GA atrium, his hand was shaking against the cold metal of the flagpole.
He was stopped by a pair of Rundi guards on his way into the chamber, but was let in after they recognized who he was.
He could hear voices up ahead, and the sounds of the protest going on outside had all but died away,
"They have proven that they cannot be civil, and based on the humanizing effect, we can assume they will do similar things to any non-human lifeform that they encounter."
"I may not agree with their decision counselor, but that sounds like your prejudice against humans is seeping through."
There was an uproar in the council chamber.
He paused for a moment, staying with Sunny just out of line of sight and took a deep breath.
She lay a hand on his shoulder.
"Here goes nothing."
He muttered, before stepping his way out onto the GA floor.
At first no one noticed his presence as he made his slow way into the center of the circle, but his large, white flag soon changed that.
The council chambers went silent.
The chairwoman stood,
"Commander, what are you doing here. Shouldn't you be taking care of the protesters?”
His lips drew into a thing line,
"With all due respect councilwoman, I am."
He rammed the flagpole against the stone, sending a loud cracking sound out and around the wide atrium silencing the council,
"I have been made aware that you refuse to see their representatives based on a ranking issue, well I assume my rank is high enough."
The Human rep leaned forward,
"Commander, this is not your place!”
He shot her a look,
"Then whose place is it counselor? I heard a certain democratic counselor refuses to speak for them because they are and I quote “a too small and insignificant minority”…”
He turned his head in a wide arc at the watching crowd,
"Counselors, you have known me, longer than you have known any human currently in this galaxy. You understand that I know your rules and your customs. You understand that I have only ever striven to protect and uphold the GA and the planet's it encompasses. I have thwarted wars, signed treaties, and broken my own body for your best interests."
There was silence about the room.
"Will you let me speak now, with the understanding that my loyalty has never wavered from you, and never will?”
The silence continued.
Aliens understood the power of human loyalty.
Or at least they should…
The chairwoman took a seat,
"Very well, commander."
He lifted his head, feeling his heart slow as he took a few deep breaths. There was a muscle in his face that had begun to twitch, like it always did if he was extremely angry or nervous, but he held it down,
"I understand you are frightened, and I understand that you are confused, but I want you to know first of all that those people outside are good average people. They don't mean you any harm. They are hurting, and they are afraid for themselves, and they are trying to get your attention. Historically, humanity has used protests to right the injustices of government to combat prejudices brought on by one's sex or the color of their skin. You must understand that they see this as an impingement on their happiness and a decision made out of line."
There was a murmur around the room.
"So, I ask you now, that I may, perhaps, answer your questions and ease your worries. Why are you so against them?"
"It's unnatural."
It was the Bran representative that had spoken, and he did it quite emphatically.
"Why?"
The commander asked,
"Because they aren't even the same species."
"So?"
The Bran seemed caught off guard,
"They... It's not natural. They can't reproduce, so it isn't... A thing that should be done."
The commander shrugged,
"So if one can't reproduce then they aren't natural? I see a couple issues in that logic relating to prejudices against people with infertility."
There was a murmur around the room.
"So, they can't reproduce, so what? You know who we can reproduce with though... Adaptids."
There was a sort of hushed exclamation form around the room.
The commander shrugged,
"They can't have kids.... Hardly a good enough argument to bring to the floor of a government discussion."
"What he is trying to say is that this practice equates itself to bestiality. It is utterly disguting!"
It was the human representative this time, and she stared at him with her eyes narrowed in anger.
He kept his cool, though he very much did not like her.
"That is absolutely disgusting and wildly insulting of you because that implies that one or both parties are no better than animals, beasts as you will."
The room was silent,
"So which one is it, are humans animals, counselor, are the Finnari or the Rundi animals?"
He turned to the Drev counselor,
"Are the Drev just dumb animals that have no understanding, and no decision making abilities?”
The Drev representative stood, angrily cracking his spear against the stone,
"We are most certainly not!"
The commander held up his hands,
"Then what is so bestial about it? Bestiality is absolutely disgusting because you are taking advantages of a creature that can neither understand nor protect itself from what you are doing. It cannot say yes, and it cannot say no. It has no greater understanding than that of a child, and so cannot make its own decisions."
He looked towards the Finnari representative,
"Tell me counselor, is your species a species of children, with no greater concept of their own decision making?”
"Of course not. Why would you even imply such a thing!?”
"I imply nothing, counselor. This is what YOU imply with your decision. So far we have established that all parties are intelligent consenting creatures, and none of you have managed to give me an actually good reason for banning the practice."
The floor was growing more agitated.
"They will be a poor example for the rest of the galaxy. If we make it legal others will surely follow."
Adam turned his eyes on the speaker, an Iotin,
"You're worried that they are going to turn the rest of the galaxy extrial?"
He laughed,
"That is a poor argument which is not only selfish, but foolish. People should be allowed to make their own decisions. And assuming you are right, what then? Oh no... There are a few more extrials... And it does... What exactly?"
He turned in a wide circle,
"If you are worried about population growth or in this case population falloff due to this issue then you should be reminded that extrials comprise a percentage of the human population so small that I could fit the greater majority of them on my ship comfortably. This occurrence is not common, and even if the numbers were to rise, it would not be of enough significance to cause issues."
His heart was hammering hard inside his chest. He felt like he was doing alright, but that might mean nothing.
"In any event, these relationships do not affect the vast majority of the galaxy. Humans cannot be with the Bran or the Rundi due to the water we shed from our skin. The Gromm and the Iotins are out for similar reasons. Vrul and Gibb are incapable of having feelings for humans in that way as far as we know, and both the Tvek and the Celzex are too different from humans for either party to be interested."
He walked around in a circle, allowing the flag to trail behind him,
"Furthermore, the humanization phenomenon happens with or without romantic intent, and as it is, its mention is more a mark of prejudice on humans than it is an argument against the two groups being together."
He left the floor open for a little while, as the council muttered with each other.
Finally, the Drev representative stood,
"My species culture and our way of life has been upturned by the GA. I fear relationships with humans will result in the loss of our culture. We have already strayed far from what we originally were. We are hardly recognizable as Drev anymore."
The commander let his voice soften,
"I understand that the Drev have lost a lot in joining this..."
Sunny held up a hand, and in surprise he was cut off.
She took the floor,
"Your Glory…"
She said bowing her head,
"If you would have truly upheld those ideals, you would not be sitting on this council."
The Drev pulled back in surprise at her words,
"Yes, we lost a lot in joining the GA, and after the war, but I would argue that some of that was for good. Before the GA people like me, with perceived imperfection were cast into the fire and perceived as no better than animals. This practice still takes place on our planet, where these traditions are still alive and well."
Her words made the room shift nervously,
"However, culture changes and adapts, and it must to survive. We changed in order to live among the GA. We found other alternatives to fighting that still maintain our honor and our prowess in war, and this includes the sports that the humans have brought to us. Furthermore, the vast majority of the Drev I see who are with humans are those of us who would not be accepted by our own kind, perceived as ugly or malformed. If this is the case then your traditions remain sound, and those like me are removed from the mating population."
The counselor almost looked ashamed at her words, turning his head away so as not to look her in the eyes.
"As far as a change of culture goes, it was bound to happen, and it seems you are more worried about change than you actually are about human Drev relationships."
She went quiet, and Adam nodded to her taking the floor again.
A Finnari counselor stood,
"I am simply worried about our birth rate. The Finnari were farmed by the Gnarlak for many years, and we are only now replenishing our population."
"I don't think you need to worry. The amount of actual relationships is so small that it will not affect the Finnari population in any significant manner."
The representative sat back down with no real argument to combat him.
The chairwoman stood,
"Your arguments have been heard commander, though, what the others do not mention is the issue of disease. We have seen a great increase of illness transmissible from humans to non humans and-"
"I hate to cut you off chairwoman, but that is NOT related to interspecies relationships, but instead has another simple explanation: the rise in human tourism."
She paused,
"Explain."
"You all know very well that humans are not allowed to leave their planet unless they are tested for all communicable non-treatable diseases. This means that those of us that you see here cannot physically pass our diseases off onto other people, except for the germs that are found naturally on our skin. In this case these issues did not stem from relationships at all, but poor vaccination, the poor regulation of tourism, and allowing aliens to travel onto earth where infected humans are located and not testing them as they leave."
He looked on at them pleadingly,
"You see. You don't even have problems with them, but you are using them as a real scapegoat for the actual issues. And I am here to tell you that, in fact you are causing more problems by banning this! The more you push, the harder they will push back, and eventually someone is going to get hurt, because they are not allowed to be together legally, they do it illegally, and because they do it illegally, they end up in dangerous places exposed to greater rates of crime. They get hurt, and they get involved in things they would otherwise not have gotten involved in if you had not banned it. Just look at Noctoplis. It has the highest rate of extrials living there and the lowest policing force and the most corrupted system. There are no legitimate jobs there, so we see an influx of crime by desperate people who won't be accepted anywhere else. Not to mention that it increased the depression rates, which increases suicide rates. Your laws have ostracized them, forced them to become criminals, and turned many of them to think that killing themselves is better than living in a world where they are seen as disgusting when they don't actually do any real harm."
He had to take a deep breath,
"Earth has seen all of this before, and one way or another, eventually someone will see what I am trying to say."
He rested the flag on the floor beside him, feet planted at shoulder width.
"I hope that this rational conversation will allow a more open mind on the council. I encourage you to talk to their representatives. They are more rational and educated than I am, and they can give you hard facts and statistics. But please, they don't want to cause trouble, if you allow them to do as they will, you might find these problems going away for you."
The human representative clearly did not seem convinced, but he didn't expect to convince her, he expected to convince the others who were more afraid than they were prejudiced.
"It seems as if we have some other potential policies to discuss, commander."
The chairwoman said, tapping her fingers on the table before her.
"I have a suggestion, ma'am."
"And that is?"
"A temporary revocation on the ban, that way you can SEE what the universe will be like without it, and you can judge for yourself whether The ban does any good. You don't have to overturn the law just yet, but temporarily suspend it, that way you can re institute at any time. Then you will have concrete proof. You can do testing, and polls and whatever else, then you would know for sure."
His suggestion turned into a discussion, that dragged on for many minutes before the chairwoman raised her hand,
"It has been decided, all in favor of this temporary proposal please indicate."
The voting lights flashed above them.
Commander Vir waited with baited breath.
[…]
He walked from the venue, hours after he had entered, totally tired and exhausted.
The flag felt heavy in his hands and his boots thudded with exhaustion on the white marble below him.
Outside, the protest field was surprisingly silent, though he could still see their flags.
As he walked closer, he could see that the vast majority of the crowd was sitting down.
Their voices reached him from a distance at first, until he realized they were calmly singing with each other.
Waiting for his verdict.
Suddenly the first people from the crowd noticed the two silhouettes coming from the chambers towards them.
A lone man and Drev were walking from the building.
The man was wearing riot gear, a full helmet, a shield, and carrying their flag, resting against his right shoulder.
The group of them began to stand, rising to their feet and yelling.
Pointing in his direction.
They quieted as he got closer.
"What did they say!? What did they say!?”
He stayed quiet, holding a hand in the air to silence them.
He passed the flag to the original protester who looked on at him with such an expression of pleading that he felt his eyes tingle a bit with rising emotion.
He had to look away, boosting himself onto Sunny's back, keying his mic.
The crowd was silent.
A thousand eyes fixed on one human and one Drev.
"I spoke to the GA."
They waited on tenterhooks,
"And after a long debate, and a slim majority the GA have decided..."
Flags whipped in the wind,
"To temporarily revoke the ban on inter-species relationships until a-"
He didn't get to finish his sentence, drowned out by a powerful wave of noise and joy so overwhelming that he was nearly knocked backwards off his feet.
The crowd surged forward, and Sunny staggered as the group surrounded them, pressing inward and upwards.
Adam found himself on the ground on his feet, packed in by bodies enclosed by hundreds of pairs of arms, which slapped on the shoulder and the arm, as every person tried their best to get one hand on him.
The flag from earlier was ripped off its stand and pressed into his hands.
He was deafened by cheering and an outpouring of gratitude so profound he had simply never experienced such emotion.
He looked up at Sunny, pressed in with him by the enthusiastic crowd.
And she nodded her head in approval.
He grinned.
He had to admit.
This felt pretty good.
Though, whether it was all over was a question for another time.
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Thanks for reading! As you saw in the title, this is a cross posted story written by starrfallknightrise and I'll just upload some of it here for you guys, if you are interested and want to read ahead, the original story-collection can be found on tumblr or wattpad to read for free. (link above this text under "OC:..." ) It is the Empyrean Iris story collection by starfallknightrise. Also, if you want to know more about the story collection i made an intro post about it, so feel free to check that out to see what other great characters to look forward to! (Link also above this text). I have no affiliations to the author; just thought I’d share some of the great stories you might enjoy a lot!
Obviously, I have Charlie’s permission to post this and for the people already knowing the stories, or starting to read them: If you follow the link and check out the story you will see some differences. I made some small (non-artistic) changes, mainly correcting writing mistakes, pronoun correction and some small additional info here and there of things which were not thought of/forgotten or even were added/changed in later stories (like the “USS->UNSC” prefix of Stabby, Chalar=/->Sunny etc). As well as some "biggemajor" changes in descriptions and info’s for the same stringency/continuity reason. That can be explained by the story collection being, well a story collection at the start with many standalone-stories just starring the same people, but later on it gets more to a stringent storyline with backstories and throwbacks. (For example Adam Vir has some HEAVY scars over his body, following his bones, which were not really talked about up till half the collection, where it says it covers his whole body and you find out via backflash that he had them the whole time and how he got them, they just weren't mentioned before. However, I would think a doctor would at least see these scars before that, especially since he gets analyzed, treated and goes shirtless/in T-shirts in some stories). So TLDR: Writing and some descriptions are slightly changed, with full OK from the author, since he himself did not bother to correct these things before.
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2023.06.02 07:42 Substantial-Debt-811 Nickelodeon Anomaly by ChelleDoggo

Nickelodeon Anomaly by ChelleDoggo
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Oh God?
The very end of "Anomaly PSA (2000)", in which a scared child (maybe A little girl) watches a glitched-out Nickelodeon bumper while crying for their mother, was inspired by this fanart posted to Twitter.
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2023.06.01 15:01 todpole A Spider-man prompt for those interested.(Jaded Criminal Spiderman.)

I'm not big into Spider-Man or Marvel, but this idea popped into my head while browsing some Spider-Man fanart of a Mary-Jane Spiderwoman and wanted to share it with people who are more interested.
Simply, a jaded Spider-Man(doesn't matter which one, Multiverse is a thing) has had enough of saving people after a tragedy or a series of tragedies happen to him/hethem and decides to become a criminal. Not finding any joy or pleasure from robbing art meusums or banks, they start thinking of robbing dangerous criminals and assembles a team that may include some enemies of theirs and becomes a gang of thieves or mecernaies or etc.
Edit: an idea on how to start would be Spider-Man(I'm going to be using MJ as my example) always wanted a excuse to help people and stop criminals. So when she found the time, she did just that. Stop mugging here, defeat a super villain there. Was pretty good for a few years and now she has a family and a good job. Then the crap hits the fan with a disaster happens at her childs school, her best friend was murdered and her partner was framed for it, she lost her job cause she wanted time off to help deal with this, maybe another friend dies to really rub it in. And as she starts losing money due to bills and rent, she becomes desperate and mugs someone. And at this point, MJ realises she has become one of the muggers she help threw in jail. And she doens't like it.
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2023.06.01 04:01 wq1119 On Jesus' best Schizophrenic Angel's 60th birthday, I am proud to announce The Wesley Willis Archive Project, the internet's digital preservation archive of all of Wesley's live gigs, interviews, films, photos, artwork, and more, made by his fans carrying & preserving his legacy, we love you Wesley!

Salutations to all Wesleyans all around the world, from London to Chicago!
Today, 31 May 2023, is Jesus' Special Schizophrenic Angel's 60th birthday! and as such, after a lot of confused thinking, I have decided that now is the best time to announce this passion project whose objective is to preserve Wesley's legacy for future generations.
As someone who (unfortunately lol) grew up on the "old" internet (sort of, I'm not that old, nor am I claiming to be an oldschool internet geek/expert, I'm probably the youngest user on this entire subreddit), and is very sad at the current state of both the internet and the outside world, having lost so many forums, videos, friends, memories, stories, and games that I grew up on, I have for the past 10 years been very into digital preservation, lost media, and internet archival.
In 2020, when quarantine begun, I used my spare time to delve deeper into the man, the myth, and the legend of Wesley Lawrence Willis, for most that I have sporadically heard of Wesley at least since the early-mid 2010s or so, it was not until around 2018-2019 that I found out about the incredible hellride that is the world of Wesley Willis, reading more about him in detail through a niche underground music forum that has now been shut down, whose thread on Wesley included a poster who claimed to have chatted with him on the Chicago subway and got an autographed artwork by him!
Since Wesley is a very niche outsider musician & artist that has been deceased for almost 20 years now, and most of what we know about him and his music and art comes from what his own listeners recorded, interacted, wrote, and posted on the internet (i.e. things that are prone to being deleted, abandoned, and lost as the internet goes to shit), therefore, I have decided to start a digital preservation project aimed at cataloging and archiving Wesley's beautiful life, because no one has done an organized and comprehensive archive about Wesley yet.
I had been planning this at least since 2020, but due to a variety of family, money, and health-related issues in my life that keep ongoing, I might work on this project sporadically.
I have prepared these archive.org pages for this project so far:

Note: These are all EXTREMELY work in progress, and will change a lot, and I plan to organize them in chronological order, this is just an empty parking lot as of now.

This for his live videos

This for interviews (upcoming)

This for photographs

This for his artworks

This for fan-videos and fanart

This list can, and will keep growing and be organized as time goes on! read below more about this project in the FAQ YOU below that I have prepared because these questions will be inevitably asked, and I will delve into more detail about this project below:

FAQ YOU

Conclusion

Either way, in I did not expected that I would be so much fascinated by a schizophrenic musician who died 20 years ago and made bizarre songs about bizarre topics, but when you look past the myth of Wesley, and see who he was as a person, I am myself a religious guy, and I have no other conclusion other than God himself created and sent Wesley to this forgotten world to preach his message of salvation in Jesus Christ, love, and rock n roll!
I am so glad that I found out about Wesley and that there are still people who know about him more than I ever will, since I am Brazilian, and Wesley died when I was still a child, in fact, for years I have been working on a series that features a character directly inspired by Wesley, just like how Wonder Woman already did it 10 years ago., but this time this character is a main protagonist, instead of a minor joke character.
I just refuse to let Wesley's legacy die, I want to explore more as to how he would have lived in the present world with what has been going on since then, how he would be doing, if he would lose weight, if his mental health would get better, what songs he would continue to make, the new friends and people he would find along his way, in my hard times, whenever I listen to a Wesley song or watch a video of him, I feel hope, as Wesley was able to turn even the darkest parts of life into laughs!
Wesley Willis and Rock n Roll forever!, thank you for everything brother, we wish to meet you again one day Wes!
Rock over London!
Rock on Chicago!
Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions!
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2023.05.31 12:03 maximusaemilius Alien reacts to humans keeping pets.

Am I allowed to make a complaint!?
No no, I am not asking…
I was simply warning you that I am going to complain in a very roundabout way.
I don't really care whether you want me to complain or not. I am simply angry at how everything humans do seems to be a direct attempt to make me angry, or scare me half to death. I honestly think it is on purpose, a species cannot feasibly be this reckless if that were not the case. I mean, they bring apex predators into their beds for Sanctum's sake!!!
Here, here let me explain.
The Dog: It basically is just a fucking wolf. Yeah, once upon a time humans cuddled up to the most cunning pack predator in the world and thought it would be fun to bring them inside, and for it to around their kids. I mean are you kidding me!? This creature can grow to over one hundred pounds and has razor sharp K-9 teeth that can rip your throat out. It has a nose that can smell the adrenaline excretions... It can flipping smell fear. In fact, humans say that this creature is domesticated, but may I point out to you that dogs are responsible for killing people all across the world. It's a predator, it wants to eat your face! And before you go saying, well that is only big dogs, the little dogs are worse! They are big killers trapped inside a tiny body and that makes them neurotic and angry and way more willing to just go ahead and chomp your finger right off. And humans LOVE these creatures, they love them. They will dress them up in little sweaters and little shoes, and they will coo over them constantly. It is HORRIFIC. They even give them to disabled people, some of the most vulnerable of their species, and they just hand them an apex predator like it's no big deal!... I'm getting worked up, aren't I?
The cat: So basically, a tiny tiger that still has all the instincts of a big tiger. If it were bigger, it would definitely kill you. Now, luckily for us, the domesticated ones only come in one size, and that size is rather small (for the most part) because if these suckers were big, they would be like tigers or pumas, and they would be more than willing to rip our face off. What is worse, at least with dogs you can argue that they are well tempered and loving, but cats? They hate you, they are using you and they know it, you know it, everyone knows it. They will come up to you to be petted and instead of walking away like a normal creature when they are done, they will just claw you, just claw you no explanation, no apology just claws. And what is WORSE is the people who own cats are even more delusional than the ones that own dogs, because I bet you there is a human reading this right now that says “well my cat is nice”, or another human that thinks “well yeah my cat does this sometimes, but he/she's so cute and I love them anyway”, so there... Humans are blinded by their need to touch and hold fuzzy things.
Horses: Ok, I know this one does not go inside, but hear me out on this one… It is a giant frigging deer-thing that comes in as many sizes as dogs do, and one day some a-hole human decided to hop on one's back and go riding into the sunset, never mind that this thing could kick you into a state of internal hemorrhaging even I would balk at. It is too big to put it away and so you have to let it roam free, but no, instead humans decided to ride it.
Rabbit: Shouldn't you be eating these things? Also, they have clawed back feet, and sometimes they bite. Why do you want one so badly?
Rats: It's a fucking rat!? Like boubonic plague! Is any of that ringing a bell? This thing is literally vermin, its job is to carry diseases and be nasty, and you want to keep one in your child's bedroom!?
Guinea pigs/gerbils/mice: See rats above, I am just saying these things are tiny rats and their job is to carry diseases. It is gross so don't touch them.
Birds: Again, with the disease thing. These guys are flying rats. Ok I get it, humans love cute things that can make noise and talk, but these guys are super loud and expensive to take care of. Just do yourself a solid and let it go, it belongs out in the wild where it can be annoying outside and not inside.
Lizards: I mean ok... Pretty sure these carry diseases too. Also, they will never love you and they are very expensive to keep.
Snake: It's a fucking snake! One of humanities the worst fears, and you WANT one!? This thing has haunted the nightmares of your people for the past couple thousand years, and you want to cuddle it? Plus, you have to feed it dead mice! Some of you have a snake so big that it is capable of swallowing medium-sized animals whole. This is literally the definition of a predator, some of them are even venomous. Why- why-why-why-why do you have one!? WHY DO YOU HAVE A SNAKE!!!??? THE MIND BOGGLES! NO “DANGER NOODLES” ARE NOT CUTE!!!!
Tarantula: Fucking hell! *slamming noises* You guys are just fucking with me now right? Right? Just straight fucking with me. This isn't serious. It can’t be… Like we have come all this way, just for me to learn about this shit. This isn't real, it cannot be real because that would mean that you guys are way stupider than I thought you were... I mean... I can't... Nope I am done I can’t... I draw the line at big ass spiders.
Why hasn't god terminated your species yet!?
Surely natural selection would not encourage you to actively seek out creatures that can kill and eat you…
Why, why, why are you still getting bigger!? Why are you thriving!? Why am I here with you, why did I decide to leave the safety of my own planet!?
*incoherent screaming*
"Why is the human need to touch other living things so damn strong!. What biological purpose is this!?”
”Rrrrrrrraaaaaaaaahahhhhhhh!!!”
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2023.05.31 12:00 maximusaemilius Empyrean Iris: 2-11: Keeping pets (by Charlie Star)

FYI, this is a story COLLECTION. Lots of standalones technically. So, you can basically start to read at any chapter, no pre-read of the other chapters needed technically (other than maybe getting better descriptions of characters than: Adam Vir=human, Krill=antlike alien, Sunny=tall alien, Conn=telepathic alien). The numbers are (mostly) only for organization of posts and continuity.
OC Written by Charlie Stastarrfallknightrise,
Typed up and then posted here by me.
Proofreading and language check for some chapters by u/Finbar9800
Future Lore and fact check done by me.
Pets are cute! I thought we went over this already Krill?
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From the Journal of Biology and Medicine
This research focuses primarily on the ability of the human to interact and bond with different types of species. All over the galaxy it has been seen that humans have the ability to interact with and understand different species around them in ways that are meaningful for both parties. However, a different and more interesting phenomenon witnessed on the human home world is that practice of keeping a "pet”, an animal which is not considered sentient, that is allowed to live and interact with the humans, sometimes sharing their houses, and even sharing their beds. No one knows what underlies this profound urge to bring other creatures into their homes, but it is a practice humans have been participating in for well over four thousand years, perhaps even, since the beginning of their existence.
[…]
Am I allowed to make a complaint!?
No no, I am not asking…
I was simply warning you that I am going to complain in a very roundabout way.
I don't really care whether you want me to complain or not. I am simply angry at how everything humans do seems to be a direct attempt to make me angry, or scare me half to death. I honestly think it is on purpose, a species cannot feasibly be this reckless if that were not the case. I mean, they bring apex predators into their beds for Sanctum's sake!!!
Here, here let me explain.
The Dog: It basically is just a fucking wolf. Yeah, once upon a time humans cuddled up to the most cunning pack predator in the world and thought it would be fun to bring them inside, and for it to around their kids. I mean are you kidding me!? This creature can grow to over one hundred pounds and has razor sharp K-9 teeth that can rip your throat out. It has a nose that can smell the adrenaline excretions... It can flipping smell fear. In fact, humans say that this creature is domesticated, but may I point out to you that dogs are responsible for killing people all across the world. It's a predator, it wants to eat your face! And before you go saying, well that is only big dogs, the little dogs are worse! They are big killers trapped inside a tiny body and that makes them neurotic and angry and way more willing to just go ahead and chomp your finger right off. And humans LOVE these creatures, they love them. They will dress them up in little sweaters and little shoes, and they will coo over them constantly. It is HORRIFIC. They even give them to disabled people, some of the most vulnerable of their species, and they just hand them an apex predator like it's no big deal!... I'm getting worked up, aren't I?
The cat: So basically, a tiny tiger that still has all the instincts of a big tiger. If it were bigger, it would definitely kill you. Now, luckily for us, the domesticated ones only come in one size, and that size is rather small (for the most part) because if these suckers were big, they would be like tigers or pumas, and they would be more than willing to rip our face off. What is worse, at least with dogs you can argue that they are well tempered and loving, but cats? They hate you, they are using you and they know it, you know it, everyone knows it. They will come up to you to be petted and instead of walking away like a normal creature when they are done, they will just claw you, just claw you no explanation, no apology just claws. And what is WORSE is the people who own cats are even more delusional than the ones that own dogs, because I bet you there is a human reading this right now that says “well my cat is nice”, or another human that thinks “well yeah my cat does this sometimes, but he/she's so cute and I love them anyway”, so there... Humans are blinded by their need to touch and hold fuzzy things.
Horses: Ok, I know this one does not go inside, but hear me out on this one… It is a giant frigging deer-thing that comes in as many sizes as dogs do, and one day some a-hole human decided to hop on one's back and go riding into the sunset, never mind that this thing could kick you into a state of internal hemorrhaging even I would balk at. It is too big to put it away and so you have to let it roam free, but no, instead humans decided to ride it.
Rabbit: Shouldn't you be eating these things? Also, they have clawed back feet, and sometimes they bite. Why do you want one so badly?
Rats: It's a fucking rat!? Like boubonic plague! Is any of that ringing a bell? This thing is literally vermin, its job is to carry diseases and be nasty, and you want to keep one in your child's bedroom!?
Guinea pigs/gerbils/mice: See rats above, I am just saying these things are tiny rats and their job is to carry diseases. It is gross so don't touch them.
Birds: Again, with the disease thing. These guys are flying rats. Ok I get it, humans love cute things that can make noise and talk, but these guys are super loud and expensive to take care of. Just do yourself a solid and let it go, it belongs out in the wild where it can be annoying outside and not inside.
Lizards: I mean ok... Pretty sure these carry diseases too. Also, they will never love you and they are very expensive to keep.
Snake: It's a fucking snake! One of humanities the worst fears, and you WANT one!? This thing has haunted the nightmares of your people for the past couple thousand years, and you want to cuddle it? Plus, you have to feed it dead mice! Some of you have a snake so big that it is capable of swallowing medium-sized animals whole. This is literally the definition of a predator, some of them are even venomous. Why- why-why-why-why do you have one!? WHY DO YOU HAVE A SNAKE!!!??? THE MIND BOGGLES! NO “DANGER NOODLES” ARE NOT CUTE!!!!
Tarantula: Fucking hell! *slamming noises* You guys are just fucking with me now right? Right? Just straight fucking with me. This isn't serious. It can’t be… Like we have come all this way, just for me to learn about this shit. This isn't real, it cannot be real because that would mean that you guys are way stupider than I thought you were... I mean... I can't... Nope I am done I can’t... I draw the line at big ass spiders.
Why hasn't god terminated your species yet!?
Surely natural selection would not encourage you to actively seek out creatures that can kill and eat you…
Why, why, why are you still getting bigger!? Why are you thriving!? Why am I here with you, why did I decide to leave the safety of my own planet!?
*incoherent screaming*
"Why is the human need to touch other living things so damn strong!. What biological purpose is this!?”
”Rrrrrrrraaaaaaaaahahhhhhhh!!!”
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Thanks for reading! As you saw in the title, this is a cross posted story written by starrfallknightrise and I'll just upload some of it here for you guys, if you are interested and want to read ahead, the original story-collection can be found on tumblr or wattpad to read for free. (link above this text under "OC:..." ) It is the Empyrean Iris story collection by starfallknightrise. Also, if you want to know more about the story collection i made an intro post about it, so feel free to check that out to see what other great characters to look forward to! (Link also above this text). I have no affiliations to the author; just thought I’d share some of the great stories you might enjoy a lot!
Obviously, I have Charlie’s permission to post this and for the people already knowing the stories, or starting to read them: If you follow the link and check out the story you will see some differences. I made some small (non-artistic) changes, mainly correcting writing mistakes, pronoun correction and some small additional info here and there of things which were not thought of/forgotten or even were added/changed in later stories (like the “USS->UNSC” prefix of Stabby, Chalar=/->Sunny etc). As well as some "biggemajor" changes in descriptions and info’s for the same stringency/continuity reason. That can be explained by the story collection being, well a story collection at the start with many standalone-stories just starring the same people, but later on it gets more to a stringent storyline with backstories and throwbacks. (For example Adam Vir has some HEAVY scars over his body, following his bones, which were not really talked about up till half the collection, where it says it covers his whole body and you find out via backflash that he had them the whole time and how he got them, they just weren't mentioned before. However, I would think a doctor would at least see these scars before that, especially since he gets analyzed, treated and goes shirtless/in T-shirts in some stories). So TLDR: Writing and some descriptions are slightly changed, with full OK from the author, since he himself did not bother to correct these things before.
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2023.05.30 22:23 ManiaOnReddit Final draft of the roster for my fanart

Hello everybody incase you don't know as a way to practice my -10 points of art skills I'll be making fanart in the same style as the manga covers but with my roster and as a way to practice writing a fight scene I'll write a lil fanfic for each one.
I might lose motivation halfway through the series or something but if people enjoy it then that likely won't happen so once I work up the motivation to get started I hope you enjoy
Gods
Abaddon - Angel of Destruction
Tiamat - The Oldest God
Jade Emperor - Chief of the Chinese Pantheon
Kali - the Angriest God
Iapetus - the God of Mortality
Athena - the Favourite Child of Zeus
Huitzilopochtli - the Flashiest God
Tsukuyomi - the Worst Criminal of the Gods
Nyarlathotep- the God so evil he is rejected as a god
Quetzalcoatl - the Despairing God
Zagreus - the God that Died
Asclepius - the Greatest Doctor in History
Azazel - the Creator of War
Humans
Leonardo da Vinci - the Most Creative Human
Gilgamesh - the Most "Hip" Hero
Arthur Pendragon - the King of Camelot
Mahatma Gandhi - the Most Peaceful Human
Ozymandias/Ramesses II - the Most Godly Human
Hel - the Most Hated God
Lillith - the Purest Human
Vlad the Impaler - the "Couldn't Possibly Be Human"
Jeanne D'arc - the Most Hopeful Human
Achilles - the Unkillable Human
Cain - the First Murderer
The Unknown Soldier - the Most Mysterious Human
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2023.05.30 15:35 maximusaemilius Galaxies most renowned trauma surgeon experiences work in human ER center.

Dr. Krill was back on Earth.
He had no idea why he always seemed to end up in this insane hellscape, but here he was...
Again…
Shit…
Only the other day he had been caught out in an electrical storm while trying to commute his way to work, which he hadn't particularly appreciated, especially not when massive balls of frozen ice came pelting from the sky with enough power to tear open skin.
What the fuck is this planet!?
Even the humans had been running for cover, and that was saying something!
He would very much have preferred a job where he wasn't in constant danger of getting murdered by the elements on a regular basis.
But this was earth, one day he could be enjoying the sun, the next he was risking heat death, the next he was almost blown away by the wind, and the day after that he was almost whisked away by minor flooding.
Of course, it was either walking to work, or taking public transit which was probably even more dangerous, considering that it had humans on board.
Humans who were half asleep, humans who were strung out on drugs, humans with children, humans with dangerous pets.
Then of course there were the more than mildly xenophobic humans, who were, somehow, under the impression that Krill was there to still earthling jobs, which was not the case at all considering that he had volunteered his time for free.
Krill had no need of monetary compensation, to him, the work was the reward.
He leaned something new every day.
And now, with his current stint working in a human hospital, he was becoming even more acquainted with humanity... not entirely sure if that was in a good way or not.
Of course, Krill more than missed the simple life aboard the harbinger, where most humans were relatively educated and competent, where most stupid injuries came about by overly idiotic actions rather than ignorance – a point could be argued to which one of those things was worse, but, for the moment, Krill was under the impression that willful idiocy was still better than ignorance because at least they knew why they were stupid, and generally openly admitted it to Krill, whereas working with the general populace forced him to have to be patient and understanding towards people who just didn't know any better.
Apparently telling people they are stupid to their faces is seen as off-color in the human medical world even though that is probably exactly what some of the people needed to hear.
Again, he found himself wishing for the harbinger, and for the return of the captain – the biggest idiot of them all.
He idly wondered how he was doing on his little trip across the universe.
He wondered how Sunny was doing, exploring the human world on her own two feet?
He wished he knew when they would be back together.
The UNSC had given them extended shore leave, but they had never specified how long it was going to be, seeming to hint that it was contingent on how the captain felt.
Well…
Krill was under the impression the captain needed to get his ass back here so he would stop having to pull things out of people's butts.
Speaking of pulling things out of people's butts' he was on ER rotation today.
He found that the ER could be the most interesting, or the most infuriating part of a hospital.
Just the other day he had led the surgical team that reattached someone's arm, but then the day before that he had been in the ER to inform a woman that, yes your shortness of breath likely comes from the run you just went on after years of never having exercised.
He took his clipboard and walked into the human waiting room.
He could write a paper on what sort of things it was important for a medical professional to keep in mind when treating humans.
But here was an example of his typical day:
-Isn't this the second time I have seen little Jimmy in here for sticking something up his nose? I understand that he really loves playing with those toys, but you have to understand there is a reason the label says five and up. Yes, it would probably be best if you did not allow him around things he could get stuck in his face.
-Your pregnant. Yes of course, I am sure. I can do a blood test if you like. I know you said you are not sexually active, but I have looked at this blood test twice and a stick test twice and it says you are pregnant. Well, what do you consider sexually active... mmhmmm... Mmmhmmm... well I think it is probably my job to inform you that it is still sex even if the woman is on top.
-You just... fell on it huh? So, you were doing household chores... Naked... And you just so happened to slip and as you were slipping, this item was magically vacuumed up into your colon. Mmmmm hmmm… quick question. Where was this potato located for you to have fallen on it like that? Well, no sir, I am afraid that we probably won't be able to get it out manually, you are going to need a gastrointestinal specialist for that.
-Yes sir, your chest pain probably has something to do with all the cocaine you have been snorting. Cocaine tends to do that to people.
-Ok you are a diabetic trying to control your blood sugar. Ok, I am glad to hear that you have worked on toning down your sugar consumption, that's good, but I am still very concerned about your sugar levels. This is far too high, and I am extremely concerned. Let's go through your diet and see what you have been eating. Have you cut back on soft drinks? Yes, and now you drink a lot of fruit juice... ahh... I see. Well ma'am fruit juice just so happens to contain a lot of sugar, which might be why your blood sugar is so high. Might I suggest drinking some water?
-Ah finally, a real emergency. Yes, your grandmother's breathing problems worry me greatly. Let's get her back in to do an EKG, make sure nothing is going on with her heart. I am glad you brought her in when you did.
-Yes, little Susie is going to be fine. I am glad she knew how to use her epi-pen, excellent work Susie!
-No, I don't care that you have been waiting four hours to see the doctor. Your child has a mild stomachache, their child is having intermittent seizures. No, I will not be calling the medical director in to see you about this.
-Well, that's probably why it hurts so much. The condom is not supposed to cover the balls too.
-No matter how much you deny your use of opiates, when you came in here you weren't breathing and when I gave you Narcan you started breathing again, so I know where my vote is. Please try not to deny these things to your medical professional next time. It is not my job to call the cops. No, I am not going to rat you out. Yes, you could die if you don't tell me about past drug use no matter what it is.
-You got a WHAT in your WHERE!? Why would you stick a toothpick in there? No sir generally most people are not ailed with an itchy urethra, in fact I am pretty sure that is not a thing. Look, I am not judging you sir, but please stop sticking pointy things up into places where they do not belong because you could cause permanent damage.
-Ouch... now remind me again why you were trying to ride your skateboard down the stairs? And you openly admit that you are not good at skating... Because you saw a video? I am very glad you know it was a dumb idea because at least I don't have to say it.
-Ma'am this says analgesic not anal-gesic, the pills are taken orally not as a suppository.
-You have been bleeding once a month for ten years and you are just now coming in about that? I am sorry, but how old are you again? Yes, ma'am this is very normal, here let me get you a pamphlet to read, and if you have any questions feel free to ask one of the nurses.
-So, you don't have any medical history. Well, are you taking any medications? That sure is a lot of medications for someone who does not have any medical history. This one looks like it is for high blood pressure... Sir just because the medication is helping you manage your high blood pressure does not mean that your high blood pressure is cured!
-When I said stay away from beer and only drink clear liquids for the next days, that did not include vodka!
-I know vodka does have alcohol in it, but pouring it on your open soar sure did not help anything, and now you are probably going to need a plastic surgeon to fix this.
-No ma'am you have to put ear drops in both ears. No, the ears are not connected. Yes, your eardrums and you know... your brain are kind of in the way. No there is not a tube that just goes straight through.
-Please stop licking your wound!
-Um no, those bumps on your tongue are not cancer.... They are taste buds.
-Yes, that it a uvula... Yes, it is supposed to be there.
-What made you think sticking ice cubes up your anus would help with your fever? Well, it will not and now you have frost bite in your rectum.
-Sooooo uhhhhh… it was the smell that got you to come in and not the... Maggots?
Krill groaned in relief as he went to clock out.
”Tough day?"
Someone asked,
"I think something needs to be done about medical education on your planet."
The human laughed.
"We have been trying for more than two thousand years. Good lucky making it any better than it already is."
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2023.05.30 15:32 maximusaemilius Empyrean Iris: 2-10: ER (by Charlie Star)

FYI, this is a story COLLECTION. Lots of standalones technically. So, you can basically start to read at any chapter, no pre-read of the other chapters needed technically (other than maybe getting better descriptions of characters than: Adam Vir=human, Krill=antlike alien, Sunny=tall alien, Conn=telepathic alien). The numbers are (mostly) only for organization of posts and continuity.
OC Written by Charlie Stastarrfallknightrise,
Typed up and then posted here by me.
Proofreading and language check for some chapters by u/Finbar9800
Future Lore and fact check done by me.
So uhhh yeah, remember two chapters ago when I said we don’t get more on Sunny and Krill while Adam is gone?
I forgot this chapter…
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Dr. Krill was back on Earth.
He had no idea why he always seemed to end up in this insane hellscape, but here he was...
Again…
Shit…
Only the other day he had been caught out in an electrical storm while trying to commute his way to work, which he hadn't particularly appreciated, especially not when massive balls of frozen ice came pelting from the sky with enough power to tear open skin.
What the fuck is this planet!?
Even the humans had been running for cover, and that was saying something!
He would very much have preferred a job where he wasn't in constant danger of getting murdered by the elements on a regular basis.
But this was earth, one day he could be enjoying the sun, the next he was risking heat death, the next he was almost blown away by the wind, and the day after that he was almost whisked away by minor flooding.
Of course, it was either walking to work, or taking public transit which was probably even more dangerous, considering that it had humans on board.
Humans who were half asleep, humans who were strung out on drugs, humans with children, humans with dangerous pets.
Then of course there were the more than mildly xenophobic humans, who were, somehow, under the impression that Krill was there to steal earthling jobs, which was not the case at all considering that he had volunteered his time for free.
Krill had no need of monetary compensation, to him, the work was the reward.
He leaned something new every day.
And now, with his current stint working in a human hospital, he was becoming even more acquainted with humanity... not entirely sure if that was in a good way or not.
Of course, Krill more than missed the simple life aboard the harbinger, where most humans were relatively educated and competent, where most stupid injuries came about by overly idiotic actions rather than ignorance – a point could be argued to which one of those things was worse, but, for the moment, Krill was under the impression that willful idiocy was still better than ignorance because at least they knew why they were stupid, and generally openly admitted it to Krill, whereas working with the general populace forced him to have to be patient and understanding towards people who just didn't know any better.
Apparently telling people they are stupid to their faces is seen as off-color in the human medical world even though that is probably exactly what some of the people needed to hear.
Again, he found himself wishing for the harbinger, and for the return of the captain – the biggest idiot of them all.
He idly wondered how he was doing on his little trip across the universe.
He wondered how Sunny was doing, exploring the human world on her own two feet?
He wished he knew when they would be back together.
The UNSC had given them extended shore leave, but they had never specified how long it was going to be, seeming to hint that it was contingent on how the captain felt.
Well…
Krill was under the impression the captain needed to get his ass back here so he would stop having to pull things out of people's butts.
Speaking of pulling things out of people's butts' he was on ER rotation today.
He found that the ER could be the most interesting, or the most infuriating part of a hospital.
Just the other day he had led the surgical team that reattached someone's arm, but then the day before that he had been in the ER to inform a woman that, yes your shortness of breath likely comes from the run you just went on after years of never having exercised.
He took his clipboard and walked into the human waiting room.
He could write a paper on what sort of things it was important for a medical professional to keep in mind when treating humans.
But here was an example of his typical day:
-Isn't this the second time I have seen little Jimmy in here for sticking something up his nose? I understand that he really loves playing with those toys, but you have to understand there is a reason the label says five and up. Yes, it would probably be best if you did not allow him around things he could get stuck in his face.
-Your pregnant. Yes of course, I am sure. I can do a blood test if you like. I know you said you are not sexually active, but I have looked at this blood test twice and a stick test twice and it says you are pregnant. Well, what do you consider sexually active... mmhmmm... Mmmhmmm... well I think it is probably my job to inform you that it is still sex even if the woman is on top.
-You just... fell on it huh? So, you were doing household chores... Naked... And you just so happened to slip and as you were slipping, this item was magically vacuumed up into your colon. Mmmmm hmmm… quick question. Where was this potato located for you to have fallen on it like that? Well, no sir, I am afraid that we probably won't be able to get it out manually, you are going to need a gastrointestinal specialist for that.
-Yes sir, your chest pain probably has something to do with all the cocaine you have been snorting. Cocaine tends to do that to people.
-Ok you are a diabetic trying to control your blood sugar. Ok, I am glad to hear that you have worked on toning down your sugar consumption, that's good, but I am still very concerned about your sugar levels. This is far too high, and I am extremely concerned. Let's go through your diet and see what you have been eating. Have you cut back on soft drinks? Yes, and now you drink a lot of fruit juice... ahh... I see. Well ma'am fruit juice just so happens to contain a lot of sugar, which might be why your blood sugar is so high. Might I suggest drinking some water?
-Ah finally, a real emergency. Yes, your grandmother's breathing problems worry me greatly. Let's get her back in to do an EKG, make sure nothing is going on with her heart. I am glad you brought her in when you did.
-Yes, little Susie is going to be fine. I am glad she knew how to use her epi-pen, excellent work Susie!
-No, I don't care that you have been waiting four hours to see the doctor. Your child has a mild stomachache, their child is having intermittent seizures. No, I will not be calling the medical director in to see you about this.
-Well, that's probably why it hurts so much. The condom is not supposed to cover the balls too.
-No matter how much you deny your use of opiates, when you came in here you weren't breathing and when I gave you Narcan you started breathing again, so I know where my vote is. Please try not to deny these things to your medical professional next time. It is not my job to call the cops. No, I am not going to rat you out. Yes, you could die if you don't tell me about past drug use no matter what it is.
-You got a WHAT in your WHERE!? Why would you stick a toothpick in there? No sir generally most people are not ailed with an itchy urethra, in fact I am pretty sure that is not a thing. Look, I am not judging you sir, but please stop sticking pointy things up into places where they do not belong because you could cause permanent damage.
-Ouch... now remind me again why you were trying to ride your skateboard down the stairs? And you openly admit that you are not good at skating... Because you saw a video? I am very glad you know it was a dumb idea because at least I don't have to say it.
-Ma'am this says analgesic not anal-gesic, the pills are taken orally not as a suppository.
-You have been bleeding once a month for ten years and you are just now coming in about that? I am sorry, but how old are you again? Yes, ma'am this is very normal, here let me get you a pamphlet to read, and if you have any questions feel free to ask one of the nurses.
-So, you don't have any medical history. Well, are you taking any medications? That sure is a lot of medications for someone who does not have any medical history. This one looks like it is for high blood pressure... Sir just because the medication is helping you manage your high blood pressure does not mean that your high blood pressure is cured!
-When I said stay away from beer and only drink clear liquids for the next days, that did not include vodka!
-I know vodka does have alcohol in it, but pouring it on your open sore sure did not help anything, and now you are probably going to need a plastic surgeon to fix this.
-No ma'am you have to put ear drops in both ears. No, the ears are not connected. Yes, your eardrums and you know... your brain are kind of in the way. No there is not a tube that just goes straight through.
-Please stop licking your wound!
-Um no, those bumps on your tongue are not cancer.... They are taste buds.
-Yes, that it a uvula... Yes, it is supposed to be there.
-What made you think sticking ice cubes up your anus would help with your fever? Well, it will not and now you have frost bite in your rectum.
-Sooooo uhhhhh… it was the smell that got you to come in and not the... Maggots?
Krill groaned in relief as he went to clock out.
”Tough day?"
Someone asked,
"I think something needs to be done about medical education on your planet."
The human laughed.
"We have been trying for more than two thousand years. Good lucky making it any better than it already is."
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Thanks for reading! As you saw in the title, this is a cross posted story written by starrfallknightrise and I'll just upload some of it here for you guys, if you are interested and want to read ahead, the original story-collection can be found on tumblr or wattpad to read for free. (link above this text under "OC:..." ) It is the Empyrean Iris story collection by starfallknightrise. Also, if you want to know more about the story collection i made an intro post about it, so feel free to check that out to see what other great characters to look forward to! (Link also above this text). I have no affiliations to the author; just thought I’d share some of the great stories you might enjoy a lot!
Obviously, I have Charlie’s permission to post this and for the people already knowing the stories, or starting to read them: If you follow the link and check out the story you will see some differences. I made some small (non-artistic) changes, mainly correcting writing mistakes, pronoun correction and some small additional info here and there of things which were not thought of/forgotten or even were added/changed in later stories (like the “USS->UNSC” prefix of Stabby, Chalar=/->Sunny etc). As well as some "biggemajor" changes in descriptions and info’s for the same stringency/continuity reason. That can be explained by the story collection being, well a story collection at the start with many standalone-stories just starring the same people, but later on it gets more to a stringent storyline with backstories and throwbacks. (For example Adam Vir has some HEAVY scars over his body, following his bones, which were not really talked about up till half the collection, where it says it covers his whole body and you find out via backflash that he had them the whole time and how he got them, they just weren't mentioned before. However, I would think a doctor would at least see these scars before that, especially since he gets analyzed, treated and goes shirtless/in T-shirts in some stories). So TLDR: Writing and some descriptions are slightly changed, with full OK from the author, since he himself did not bother to correct these things before.
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2023.05.30 04:15 Ultimate-Hoe-Robot So I finished VLR [spoilers]

Hi! I don't really go here but idk any active communities dedicated to this series and I really wanted somewhere to share some thoughts of mine and maybe have a discussion. I'm mostly just rambling so don't expect a super coherent post lol
I finished Virtue's Last Reward earlier tonight and my brain is still completely frazzled by it!! The art style definitely put me off at first and I didn't get as immediately hooked by the story the same way I did with 999, but overall I think it was still really good. Probably still prefer the first game but I think that's because it felt a lot more personal?
Like the whole point of 999 to me is Akane's need to survive impacting everyone in the game and Junpei being so utterly enamoured by her that he'll do just about anything to help the scared little girl from so long ago. It feels incredibly intimate. Especially with half the cast having ties to the previous nonary game - it felt like everybody had such an interesting role to play in the story and at least one section where they did something really cool. Besides maybe the 9th man I guess, but even he's relevant in that he provides an interesting mystery.
VLR has good characters, but then like... Quark feels like he's completely pointless? The poor kid only exists to get sick and make Tenmyouji get a bit angsty. It feels like he wasn't really around for long enough to show much of a personality. With Dio accusing him of lying half the time at the start of the game, I sorta thought maybe they'd pull a twist where in some routes he actually would be kind of a bad kid but nobody would believe it because Dio of all people was accusing him. I dunno what I really wanted from Quark in the end tbh... I find that child characters in most media tend to just be annoying or sympathy bait and I guess that applies to him too.
I sort of liked Dio as an antagonist but his antics got a bit repetitive imo and I wish the cult thing was expanded on a bit more. I get that there's not really room for depth with him, considering he's basically a terrorist, but I'm used to evil characters having a bit more to them, or at least trying to get on peoples' good side first? He came across VERY unconcerned about everyone hating him lol.
Clover felt completely pointless imo - maybe she was only there to get people interested and create hype? I loved her in 999 but it kinda felt like they sucked all the charm out of her. I haven't played the first game for a bit but I don't remember her being so... stupid, I guess? She seemed like a lot more of an airhead this time around. Maybe it was an act she put up to draw away suspicion since she had that whole secret agent thing going on? But I dunno, I didn't really see any hints to that being the case.
Everyone else was good though! Alice was a little disappointing and her complete lack of a shirt was... a distraction, but I still liked her. Luna didn't quite entice me much since I'm used to the "uwu pacifist girl & possible love interest" archetype in every anime ever but her twist was cool. Loved Phi and Sigma though which is good. Somehow the reveal with K made me like him less? But that might be because I like cute robot men.
Anyway in terms of story!! I'd been sorta spoiled for most of it beforehand but only in vague ways that didn't actually explain any story beats. I wasn't super into the whole "you need to go back and save the world" thing but that's because I'm not really a fan of games that raise the stakes in their sequels when the original felt so personal. For what it was, I think it was still executed well and I loved how fucked up everything with Sigma was, tho they didn't really present his whole ordeal as tragically as I expected? Like damn that man is in a timeloop forever and has witnessed people dying like 90 times. Kind of insane.
I find myself kind of... confused by Akane's motivations? I guess she just really wanted to save the world and would do anything to achieve that? I'm not bothered by the idea of her taking on the role of a villain even harder than she did in 999 - I support women's wrongs! Its just that my head is so messed up by the weird time shenanigans that I struggle to understand her character at times. Would love to hear what people think about her.
Also was Tenmyouji being Junpei meant to be a big reveal?? I thought the character's full names were easily accessible? Might be because I browsed 999 fanart before starting VLR and everyone tagged him as Junpei Tenmyouji so I was just like "oh hey that's my guy!! ...wait why is he old while Clover isn't-"
Anyway!! That's all I can think of. Excited to start ZTD despite the negativity I've seen- just need to find a good playthrough to watch since I'm not really in a place to buy games rn. If anyone has suggestions for good LPs of the third game let me know! I like listening to peoples commentary
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