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   • Commentary: Historically, you get locked out of SIO eventually if you don't do their surveys.
2. By Feb 16, upload your booster documentation to HealthConnect, click Submit Documentation Now. [1]
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   • Commentary: Pitt just dis-enrolled people who didn't do any of the above. I wonder if CMU will be as bold.
3. After returning to Pittsburgh, take a baseline test. This can be done through Tartan Testing or an at-home test. [2]
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   • Edit: If you already caught COVID, you do not need to do a baseline test. But you must report your positive diagnosis. [2]
   • Commentary: It appears there's nothing making you take a baseline test, but please take one anyway. If you check [3] the COVID Dashboard, CMU had an all-time high of cases last week, more than we've ever had. Image.
     • mumble mumble what is the point of pushing back the semester start mumble lookit me I'm such a smart alumni yall are sheeps mumble
     • More seriously, it does look like cases are flattening out quickly, so barring any people intentionally spreading COVID to prove a point and assuming that people are somewhat responsible, in-person in February without any significant fraction of the CMU population catching any form of COVID seems realistic.

• Jan 18 - 30 is remote unless your course is explicitly listed on SIO as IPO (In-Person Only). Afterwards,
• Go to SIO schedule for the current semester, click the (i) bubble for each course.
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  • Note that all remote sessions are expected to run synchronously by default (so you need to show up during class time).

Top Submitters' Top Submissions

1. 277 points, 42 submissions: PickledFry
   
   1. Aga Khan is a really skilled business man to be able to afford things like $250 million yachts, $100 million islands, Estates everywhere, etc. Anybody have his business strategies? (12 points, 4 comments)
   2. Ismaili and ExIsmaili leaders hold historic summit. (11 points, 5 comments)
   3. When Ismaili SJW feminists are reminded that Allah doesn't hire female prophets or imams (11 points, 0 comments)
   4. When Ismaili kids are learning about Islam in public school and see a Quran for the first time (11 points, 4 comments)
   5. Aga patiently waiting... (10 points, 4 comments)
   6. My culture is NOT your goddamn prom dress (10 points, 7 comments)
   7. Quote I saw in /philosophy, that's very fitting for this sub. (10 points, 3 comments)
   8. Rare pic of my R.E.C classroom (10 points, 4 comments)
   9. Looks like Aga's friends have arrived :O (9 points, 7 comments)
   10. Thought everybody should read this (9 points, 2 comments)
2. 90 points, 16 submissions: im_not_afraid
   
   1. Labeouf (11 points, 10 comments)
   2. Why does everyone, like Ismailis and fascists, want to suck up to Vishnu? "the theory that Hitler was an avatar - an incarnation - of the Hindu god Vishnu..." (10 points, 4 comments)
   3. Compare these two quotes from Sultan Muhammad Shah and Jim Jones (9 points, 6 comments)
   4. I'm thankful Aga Khan isn't this boastful. (8 points, 5 comments)
   5. Why are Ismailis are in a minority within a minority sect of Islam? (8 points, 4 comments)
   6. A showerthought I had about what Ismailism is. (6 points, 3 comments)
   7. "I'm not combating poverty without messing with my privilege" (5 points, 2 comments)
   8. Alone In the Social Hall (5 points, 0 comments)
   9. CBC's The Fifth Estate Documentary from c. 1991. I know the video has an ugly watermark, I don't like it either. I'm trying to find a better copy. (5 points, 0 comments)
   10. A Dawoodi Bohra doctor and his wife charged with FGM • exmuslim (4 points, 1 comment)
3. 74 points, 13 submissions: justanother-dude
   
   1. Aga Khan III strikes again (8 points, 9 comments)
   2. Give me 12.5% of your hard earned money then some more so I can use it for "charity and the betterment of jamat". But don't question me if I use "my own" money on this luxurious super yacht instead of using that money to help my "spiritual children" What kind of peasant doesn't own a yacht right? (8 points, 15 comments)
   3. Is there any guidance from aga khan that isn't common sense? (8 points, 4 comments)
   4. Abu Ali's outrageous claims? (7 points, 6 comments)
   5. If the aga khan can sell alcohol where it's legal, can ismailis run brothels where prostitution is legal? (7 points, 1 comment)
   6. Ismaili apologists logic and desperation to protect their master (6 points, 10 comments)
   7. Can anyone preferably Ismaili apologists prove beyond a reasonable doubt that Mohammed wasn't a pedophile child rapist and didn't own sex slave? (5 points, 7 comments)
   8. Can we list down all the hypocritical things Aga Khan does, says or preaches? (5 points, 1 comment)
   9. The imam is always preaching about keeping up with times then why are they still accepting cash in khane? (5 points, 9 comments)
   10. This is from one of the farmans banned by the Ismaili council. What kind of Imam can't even figure out what to say and what not to say? (5 points, 6 comments)
4. 65 points, 8 submissions: DataSIO
   
   1. IsmailiGnosis has been shadowbanned from Reddit. (16 points, 2 comments)
   2. Ismaili's believe their Imam is destined to kill all atheists (11 points, 5 comments)
   3. MuslimAcademic asked for evidence that the Ismaili cult was begging for poor convert's assets and money. We delivered. (10 points, 26 comments)
   4. Upvote if you're more merciful than the so called "Most-Merciful" Allah. (9 points, 2 comments)
   5. Yes, out of the billions of people, millions of communities, and thousands of religions you could've been born into Ismailis just happened to be born into the one mighty true religion of the world that only contains 0.2% of the world's people. How convenient! (9 points, 10 comments)
   6. IT'S JUST A METAPHOR, BRO! WE NEVER MEANT ANY OF IT! (6 points, 13 comments)
   7. Dua of Shia Nizari Ismaili Muslims. Recited 3x a day. (2 points, 0 comments)
   8. I just told my parents that I'm not a muslim and it was my worst decision ever. (X-Post for atheism) (2 points, 2 comments)
5. 64 points, 11 submissions: nizarj1882
   
   1. thisarm can you please for the love of Maula Bapa tell us what you're trying to do? We are all really confused here. You do know you can reply to comments right? You seem to be ignoring almost all except for the ones you replied with insults or useless crap (7 points, 4 comments)
   2. Ismaili missionary gets wrecked by an Ex-Ismaili. Goes speechless and ends the call making childish excuses. (7 points, 6 comments)
   3. Rare picture of AK3 making sure Ismaili apologists clean up all the mess he created. Circa 1940. (7 points, 2 comments)
   4. Shower thought: Mohammed was hallucinating on Acid when he talked to Gabriel makes more sense than some Allah actually sending some angel for the psychopath (7 points, 5 comments)
   5. Why are the Aga Khans so bad at making marriage work? May be Maula needs to guide his family properly. (6 points, 2 comments)
   6. Ismailis is a hate group. Their claims only make sense to them cause they are all brainwashed. They hate anyone that criticizes Aga Khan who is responsible for suffering of millions and a master con artist. Still do not report them they have the right to have their opinions but so do we. (6 points, 7 comments)
   7. Any truth to this? Illegitimate Birth of Prince Karim Aga Khan (5 points, 1 comment)
   8. Is there an ExIsmailis Discord server? (5 points, 2 comments)
   9. Well what else is he allowed to do before you start to finally condone him? (A rational person would have done it already) Can he be a pornstar? a bdsm master or slave? Mr. Grey? Ron Jeremy's successor? Please be very specific cause that's how you tend to judge his morals, action by action (5 points, 1 comment)
   10. What do Ismailis believe Aisha's age was when she got married to Mohammed? (5 points, 5 comments)
6. 64 points, 7 submissions: PhantomoftheD
   
   1. Aga Khan casually giving away a house in Lisbon and a stipend of 300,000 euros yearly for absolutely nothing (11 points, 2 comments)
   2. The Haji Bibi Case of 1908. (11 points, 1 comment)
   3. $18 Mill for another estate, this time in Portugal. Guys, he needs it to make connections. :') (9 points, 1 comment)
   4. Aga Khan III Farman foreseeing the future incorrectly (9 points, 10 comments)
   5. Nephew of the current Nizari Ismaili Imam, Andrew Ali Aga Khan Embiricos, who died (of auto-erotic asphyxiation) in 2011 was a pornstar and drug addict (9 points, 8 comments)
   6. FYI, There are apologists who have been removing info on the Aga Khan's Wikipedia Page (8 points, 2 comments)
   7. Aga Khan's private Island (off shore tax Haven) and how it's used to make the owner untraceable (7 points, 1 comment)
7. 38 points, 4 submissions: anikanon
   
   1. I can’t hide it anymore. (12 points, 6 comments)
   2. ex-ismaili. need advice (11 points, 3 comments)
   3. homage ceremony for this year (8 points, 5 comments)
   4. Would you guys say that Ismailism is a cult like religion? (7 points, 4 comments)
8. 36 points, 4 submissions: clinic41
   
   1. Let's crowdfund an ExIsmailis billboard outside the Mulaqaat in Lisbon, Portugal. (11 points, 14 comments)
   2. Ismailis believe Hazir Imam is infallible. Even if he was a pedophile, he wouldn't be in the wrong to them. Dasond is also spiritually owed to him for making our earnings halal. He can spend Dasond on whatever he pleases according to doctrine. (9 points, 2 comments)
   3. Am I the only one who thought Aga looked fat during mulaqaat? (8 points, 2 comments)
   4. Thicker than most 😤 (8 points, 0 comments)
9. 31 points, 8 submissions: whatismyfantasy
   
   1. The sticky post is locked. Can we get the demographic of the new subscribers? (9 points, 4 comments)
   2. Suggestion: Lets list down all the questions or threads that didn't get any responses or were left unanswered. Mods if this thread gets a decent response can this be made sticky to give these questions more exposure and increasing the chances of getting answers or have a discussion? (5 points, 1 comment)
   3. Apparently we are doing cringe worthy ancient memes now. Here is my contribution. (4 points, 0 comments)
   4. No ismaili apologist or ex-ismailis or anyone for that matter can conclusively prove whether aga khan pockets the dashond money or not cause CASH. I am willing to accept this cause it makes sense but why are ismaili waezens and apologist so stubborn on it and force you to take aga khan on his words? (3 points, 11 comments)
   5. PSA: Ismailis don't believe in Evolution. They believe in 'Theistic Evolution' and they are both very very different. Please don't twist words or change the entire definition just to fit it into your believes. Can Ex-Ismailis and Ismailis respond with what they think about this? (3 points, 10 comments)
   6. Wanted to share this insightful comment by one of the mods. What do you guys think about it? (3 points, 6 comments)
   7. [Serious] Why do Ismailis think this is a hate group? What definition of hate are you/they using? Interested in knowing from both Ismailis and ExIsmailis (3 points, 2 comments)
   8. If ExIsmailis come together and start their own religion what will it be like? (1 point, 10 comments)
10. 25 points, 6 submissions: CompulsiveGoogler
    
    1. Cults 101: Checklist of Cult Characteristics (6 points, 1 comment)
    2. [Serious] Ex-members of free masons/lodges/cults/secret societies, what were some weird things you experienced there? • AskReddit (6 points, 0 comments)
    3. If you had to pick a religion other than Ismailism, which one will it be? (4 points, 1 comment)
    4. Researchers have found people who use religion as a way to achieve non-religious goals such as attaining status or joining a social group--and who regularly attend religious services are more likely to hold hostile attitudes toward outsiders. (4 points, 3 comments)
    5. Response to gayexismaili post on /ismailis (4 points, 10 comments)
    6. Why I am an ex ismaili x-post (1 point, 1 comment)
11. 20 points, 11 submissions: MuslimAcademic
    
    1. Aga Khan Meets with Russians to Discuss Cooperation ~ Just a "cult" right? Only a wealthy Imam gets this access (5 points, 14 comments)
    2. A World Bank President on Aga Khan: "one thing which distinguishes him...It is the extraordinary sense of humanity...he is a holy man...the very best in Islam." - just your average 'cult leader''? (4 points, 30 comments)
    3. Where that Dasond actually goes: AKDN's $625mil budget funds 200 health centres serving 5 mil ppl, 5 powerplants, fed 8 mil ppl, 200 schools,134 mil trees, water for 1.3 mil ppl (4 points, 5 comments)
    4. Ismaili Approaches to the Qur'an ~ Academic Article (2 points, 12 comments)
    5. Why was Aga Khan III weighed in gold, diamonds and platinum for his Jubilees? (2 points, 9 comments)
    6. Aga Khan: "Resources of the Ismaili Imamat as an institution should not be put in the same category as my family assets" (1 point, 5 comments)
    7. How aga Khan III spent the Monies from Being weighed in Gold (1 point, 6 comments)
    8. Lecture on Sunni vs. Ismaili Views of the Quran and its Revelation (1 point, 4 comments)
    9. Aga Khan IV: "I have never touched alcohol. I don't want to drink" (0 points, 7 comments)
    10. When Aga Khan saved the Tajiks from starvation: "I wouldn’t starve...a man I had only known through memories of my grandmother, had saved us." (nope...just a cult leader exploiting more people...right?) (0 points, 6 comments)
12. 17 points, 3 submissions: Additional1
    
    1. Is IsmailiGnosis.com endorsed by the Ismaili Council and AK or is it just today's version of ismaili.net? Cause if it is I want to point out it played a very important role in me leaving Ismailism. Keep it going IsmailiGnosis! You really are showing people the right path (all religions are BS!) (8 points, 0 comments)
    2. Can you guys help me list down Questions that are IGNORED by Ismaili Apologists? I am mainly looking for comment chains left unanswered. I will make a weekly post about each question so we can lay the issue to rest then move to the next one. This will be our cheat sheet for future discussions. (5 points, 3 comments)
    3. Seriously please for the millionth time IsmailiGnosis! AKFC and AKU audited financial statement prove nothing cause you CANNOT audit or track the flow of CASH from the Jamat to the Point where their audit starts. Good luck finding a legit reputable accounting firm to agree with you. (4 points, 6 comments)
13. 15 points, 2 submissions: BluVent
    
    1. Aga Khan III and his fourth wife, Miss France 1930, Yvette Labrousse on the cover of Point De Vue (8 points, 1 comment)
    2. Aga Khan I Helped The British Colonize Karachi Which Granted Him An Annual £2000 Pension. Why? (7 points, 3 comments)
14. 14 points, 2 submissions: AcceptableStock7
    
    1. New to the sub and glad to have found this space where I can rant and let my frustration out. We all should spread the word around in anyway possible so others can benefit from this space too. (9 points, 1 comment)
    2. Came across this list that made me realize how inaccurate it is to call AK the Imam of the time. So many issues on the list are completely ignored and nobody even knows if they will ever be addressed. I want to see a Homosexual transsexual waazain, council member apologist who finds this acceptable. (5 points, 1 comment)
15. 13 points, 3 submissions: barneycoolbreeze
    
    1. What does Awal Sufro mean? (5 points, 8 comments)
    2. What happens during the Diamond Jubilee? (4 points, 11 comments)
    3. Where does he stay when he visits? (4 points, 2 comments)
16. 12 points, 3 submissions: just1curiousape
    
    1. Anyone here familiar with Khalil Andani and his work? (6 points, 3 comments)
    2. Ex-Ismaili Atheists/Agnostics can you disapprove this argument for the Existence of God? point out any logical fallacies or dispute it in any way? (5 points, 17 comments)
    3. Has anyone checked out the Ismaili Gnosis Answers page? If so, do you think it provides adequate answers to common misconceptions of Ismailism and Islam? (1 point, 7 comments)
17. 12 points, 2 submissions: Elainaaa1
    
    1. Let there be NO doubt that saying such a thing is a SHIRK! (7 points, 1 comment)
    2. Mowla hazar imam's wine selling business (5 points, 2 comments)
18. 12 points, 2 submissions: acron5n5
    
    1. Conversion to Ismailism and why it (seemingly) doesn't exist? (7 points, 7 comments)
    2. Do the Ismailis hate first 3 caliphs & Aisha and [secretly] curse them? (5 points, 3 comments)
19. 10 points, 2 submissions: truenorthmaniac
    
    1. As a gay Ismaili will I ever get a clear answer by MHI on whether homosexuality is allowed in Ismailism or not?What about Transgender people? Are we expected to live in doubt, deal with taunts and people acting disgusted when they find out in Khane. Why is it so hard for MHI to give clear guidance? (7 points, 21 comments)
    2. Can anyone dispute the claims made in this video by Khalil Andani? WHAT IS ISMAILI ZAKAT (DASOND) & WHERE DOES IT GO? (ISMAILISM, AGA KHAN) (3 points, 9 comments)
20. 10 points, 1 submission: doors87
    
    1. Some Ismailis still believe in Hindu deities and reincarnation while Neo-Ismailis don't. It's beginning to make more sense as you study the origins of the cult, and some of the other branches that have formed over time. (10 points, 2 comments)
21. 9 points, 1 submission: ScentedGarbage
    
    1. How do you guys deal with being a closeted Ex-Ismaili while raising your own children? (9 points, 2 comments)
22. 8 points, 1 submission: Hassan_Al-Sabah
    
    1. Didn't know where else to put this. (8 points, 3 comments)
23. 8 points, 1 submission: i-want-garlic-bread
    
    1. How do I leave? (8 points, 15 comments)
24. 8 points, 1 submission: nj786
    
    1. What made you leave Ismailism? (8 points, 4 comments)
25. 7 points, 2 submissions: ZakariyaReis
    
    1. Why is there so much racism within Ismailism (6 points, 14 comments)
    2. Better to transition to Sunni or Shi'a? (1 point, 3 comments)
26. 7 points, 1 submission: EmbarrassedCrow
    
    1. Medically Assisted Suicide: Can I please get a clear Yes, No or I don't know answer? Someone is unbearably suffering cause they are still looking for a honest clear answer (7 points, 1 comment)
27. 7 points, 1 submission: Osmosis29
    
    1. All kinds of flavors: Non Muslim ex-ismailis? (7 points, 5 comments)
28. 7 points, 1 submission: ismailithrowawayaway
    
    1. Why the hell are Khojas so racist? (7 points, 11 comments)
29. 7 points, 1 submission: pidelo
    
    1. Aga Jubilee celebration in Toronto International centre- NEED HELP!! (7 points, 2 comments)
30. 7 points, 1 submission: robvank90
    
    1. We are having a telegram group where apostates from different religions gather (7 points, 2 comments)
31. 7 points, 1 submission: syamapriya
    
    1. Have any of you become Vaisnavas, or any other type of Hindu? (7 points, 8 comments)
32. 7 points, 1 submission: windowlegend
    
    1. Aisha was 6 years old - Atomic Blast proof (7 points, 0 comments)
33. 6 points, 1 submission: Insoluable
    
    1. (Serious) Why the Hate? (6 points, 13 comments)
34. 6 points, 1 submission: Prometheus188
    
    1. Question for ex-ismailis who joined another religion. (6 points, 25 comments)
35. 6 points, 1 submission: ThisArmMasturbates
    
    1. Rare pic of ThisArm (6 points, 0 comments)
36. 6 points, 1 submission: Total_Cardiologist
    
    1. RANT: I don't owe Aga Khan shit nor am I obligated to praise his "humanitarian" work or show him any respect. He may be a godly figure to Ismailis but to me he is nothing more than a garbage of a human being that preys on the poor and gullible. Please stop guilt tripping me or other Ex-Ismailis. (6 points, 1 comment)
37. 6 points, 1 submission: ahcsym
    
    1. Lest we forget (6 points, 4 comments)
38. 6 points, 1 submission: throwawaycentralasia
    
    1. Got called the niggers of Ismailis by a khoja (6 points, 4 comments)
39. 5 points, 1 submission: Killmewithahammer97
    
    1. This was poorly received, so I'm looking for religion and here are my thoughts on Ismailis that I wanted a different perspective on (5 points, 7 comments)
40. 4 points, 1 submission: DyingAlone78
    
    1. Thinking of Converting to Ismailism (4 points, 19 comments)
41. 4 points, 1 submission: Dynex786
    
    1. Are you guys openly Ex-Ismaili with your family, friends, community, etc? Do you have to hide it? Do you ever still go to Jamatkhana? (4 points, 3 comments)
42. 4 points, 1 submission: fatimadnon
    
    1. Listen to this (4 points, 1 comment)
43. 3 points, 1 submission: OrdinaryStoic
    
    1. Do Ismailis think that white guy is better than Muhammad or what? I don't really know much about it or where he fits in the hierarchy. (3 points, 14 comments)
44. 3 points, 1 submission: akbarkhojaa
    
    1. Re: When you realize more weight equals more diamonds (3 points, 2 comments)
45. 3 points, 1 submission: thedudefromuk
    
    1. What definition or characteristics of the Imam were you taught in religion school? How did it change overtime once you started questioning Ismailism? If it did change, do you think it's intentional for brainwashing and manipulation? (3 points, 2 comments)
46. 2 points, 1 submission: MuslimPhilosopher
    
    1. New Searchable Ismaili Q&A Website - Common Questions Answered incl. Existence of God (2 points, 2 comments)
47. 1 point, 1 submission: aft43
    
    1. The diversity of human beings (1 point, 1 comment)

Top Submitters' Top Submissions

1. 223 points, 31 submissions: PickledFry
   
   1. When Ismaili SJW feminists are reminded that Allah doesn't hire female prophets or imams (13 points, 0 comments)
   2. Aga Khan is a really skilled business man to be able to afford things like $250 million yachts, $100 million islands, Estates everywhere, etc. Anybody have his business strategies? (12 points, 4 comments)
   3. Ismaili and ExIsmaili leaders hold historic summit. (12 points, 5 comments)
   4. Aga patiently waiting... (11 points, 4 comments)
   5. My culture is NOT your goddamn prom dress (11 points, 7 comments)
   6. Rare pic of my R.E.C classroom (11 points, 4 comments)
   7. When Ismaili kids are learning about Islam in public school and see a Quran for the first time (11 points, 4 comments)
   8. Quote I saw in /philosophy, that's very fitting for this sub. (10 points, 3 comments)
   9. Thought everybody should read this (9 points, 2 comments)
   10. When Ismailis visit this sub (9 points, 0 comments)
2. 80 points, 13 submissions: justanother-dude
   
   1. Give me 12.5% of your hard earned money then some more so I can use it for "charity and the betterment of jamat". But don't question me if I use "my own" money on this luxurious super yacht instead of using that money to help my "spiritual children" What kind of peasant doesn't own a yacht right? (10 points, 15 comments)
   2. Aga Khan III strikes again (8 points, 9 comments)
   3. Ismaili apologists logic and desperation to protect their master (8 points, 10 comments)
   4. Can we list down all the hypocritical things Aga Khan does, says or preaches? (7 points, 1 comment)
   5. Is there any guidance from aga khan that isn't common sense? (7 points, 4 comments)
   6. Abu Ali's outrageous claims? (6 points, 6 comments)
   7. If the aga khan can sell alcohol where it's legal, can ismailis run brothels where prostitution is legal? (6 points, 1 comment)
   8. The imam is always preaching about keeping up with times then why are they still accepting cash in khane? (6 points, 9 comments)
   9. This is from one of the farmans banned by the Ismaili council. What kind of Imam can't even figure out what to say and what not to say? (6 points, 6 comments)
   10. What questions if answered will make you go back to or consider going back to Ismailism? (6 points, 13 comments)
3. 63 points, 7 submissions: PhantomoftheD
   
   1. Aga Khan casually giving away a house in Lisbon and a stipend of 300,000 euros yearly for absolutely nothing (12 points, 2 comments)
   2. The Haji Bibi Case of 1908. (11 points, 1 comment)
   3. $18 Mill for another estate, this time in Portugal. Guys, he needs it to make connections. :') (8 points, 1 comment)
   4. Aga Khan III Farman foreseeing the future incorrectly (8 points, 10 comments)
   5. Aga Khan's private Island (off shore tax Haven) and how it's used to make the owner untraceable (8 points, 1 comment)
   6. FYI, There are apologists who have been removing info on the Aga Khan's Wikipedia Page (8 points, 2 comments)
   7. Nephew of the current Nizari Ismaili Imam, Andrew Ali Aga Khan Embiricos, who died (of auto-erotic asphyxiation) in 2011 was a pornstar and drug addict (8 points, 8 comments)
4. 56 points, 11 submissions: nizarj1882
   
   1. Ismaili missionary gets wrecked by an Ex-Ismaili. Goes speechless and ends the call making childish excuses. (6 points, 6 comments)
   2. Rare picture of AK3 making sure Ismaili apologists clean up all the mess he created. Circa 1940. (6 points, 2 comments)
   3. Well what else is he allowed to do before you start to finally condone him? (A rational person would have done it already) Can he be a pornstar? a bdsm master or slave? Mr. Grey? Ron Jeremy's successor? Please be very specific cause that's how you tend to judge his morals, action by action (6 points, 1 comment)
   4. What do Ismailis believe Aisha's age was when she got married to Mohammed? (6 points, 5 comments)
   5. thisarm can you please for the love of Maula Bapa tell us what you're trying to do? We are all really confused here. You do know you can reply to comments right? You seem to be ignoring almost all except for the ones you replied with insults or useless crap (5 points, 4 comments)
   6. Any truth to this? Illegitimate Birth of Prince Karim Aga Khan (5 points, 1 comment)
   7. Shower thought: Mohammed was hallucinating on Acid when he talked to Gabriel makes more sense than some Allah actually sending some angel for the psychopath (5 points, 5 comments)
   8. Why are the Aga Khans so bad at making marriage work? May be Maula needs to guide his family properly. (5 points, 2 comments)
   9. Ismailis is a hate group. Their claims only make sense to them cause they are all brainwashed. They hate anyone that criticizes Aga Khan who is responsible for suffering of millions and a master con artist. Still do not report them they have the right to have their opinions but so do we. (5 points, 7 comments)
   10. It's true cause AK said it is not a valid argument. Its stupid to even think that will stand in court. (4 points, 0 comments)
5. 56 points, 8 submissions: im_not_afraid
   
   1. Labeouf (12 points, 10 comments)
   2. Compare these two quotes from Sultan Muhammad Shah and Jim Jones (11 points, 6 comments)
   3. Why does everyone, like Ismailis and fascists, want to suck up to Vishnu? "the theory that Hitler was an avatar - an incarnation - of the Hindu god Vishnu..." (9 points, 4 comments)
   4. I'm thankful Aga Khan isn't this boastful. (7 points, 5 comments)
   5. Imam #25, Mawlana Jalaliddeen Hassan, converted to Sunni Islam and remained so. The next Imam returned the Ismaili ummah back to Shia Islam. (6 points, 4 comments)
   6. Why are Ismailis are in a minority within a minority sect of Islam? (6 points, 4 comments)
   7. "I could go buy my own island in the Bahamas and turn it into my own personal fiefdom" (3 points, 0 comments)
   8. How High Can Crocodiles Fly? (2 points, 0 comments)
6. 36 points, 4 submissions: anikanon
   
   1. I can’t hide it anymore. (11 points, 6 comments)
   2. ex-ismaili. need advice (11 points, 3 comments)
   3. Would you guys say that Ismailism is a cult like religion? (7 points, 4 comments)
   4. homage ceremony for this year (7 points, 5 comments)
7. 36 points, 4 submissions: clinic41
   
   1. Let's crowdfund an ExIsmailis billboard outside the Mulaqaat in Lisbon, Portugal. (12 points, 14 comments)
   2. Ismailis believe Hazir Imam is infallible. Even if he was a pedophile, he wouldn't be in the wrong to them. Dasond is also spiritually owed to him for making our earnings halal. He can spend Dasond on whatever he pleases according to doctrine. (9 points, 2 comments)
   3. Thicker than most 😤 (8 points, 0 comments)
   4. Am I the only one who thought Aga looked fat during mulaqaat? (7 points, 2 comments)
8. 22 points, 7 submissions: whatismyfantasy
   
   1. The sticky post is locked. Can we get the demographic of the new subscribers? (5 points, 4 comments)
   2. No ismaili apologist or ex-ismailis or anyone for that matter can conclusively prove whether aga khan pockets the dashond money or not cause CASH. I am willing to accept this cause it makes sense but why are ismaili waezens and apologist so stubborn on it and force you to take aga khan on his words? (4 points, 11 comments)
   3. Apparently we are doing cringe worthy ancient memes now. Here is my contribution. (3 points, 0 comments)
   4. PSA: Ismailis don't believe in Evolution. They believe in 'Theistic Evolution' and they are both very very different. Please don't twist words or change the entire definition just to fit it into your believes. Can Ex-Ismailis and Ismailis respond with what they think about this? (3 points, 10 comments)
   5. Suggestion: Lets list down all the questions or threads that didn't get any responses or were left unanswered. Mods if this thread gets a decent response can this be made sticky to give these questions more exposure and increasing the chances of getting answers or have a discussion? (3 points, 1 comment)
   6. Wanted to share this insightful comment by one of the mods. What do you guys think about it? (3 points, 6 comments)
   7. If ExIsmailis come together and start their own religion what will it be like? (1 point, 10 comments)
9. 21 points, 2 submissions: DataSIO
   
   1. IsmailiGnosis has been shadowbanned from Reddit. (15 points, 2 comments)
   2. Upvote if you're more merciful than the so called "Most-Merciful" Allah. (6 points, 2 comments)
10. 17 points, 3 submissions: CompulsiveGoogler
    
    1. Cults 101: Checklist of Cult Characteristics (6 points, 1 comment)
    2. [Serious] Ex-members of free masons/lodges/cults/secret societies, what were some weird things you experienced there? • AskReddit (6 points, 0 comments)
    3. Researchers have found people who use religion as a way to achieve non-religious goals such as attaining status or joining a social group--and who regularly attend religious services are more likely to hold hostile attitudes toward outsiders. (5 points, 3 comments)
11. 16 points, 2 submissions: BluVent
    
    1. Aga Khan III and his fourth wife, Miss France 1930, Yvette Labrousse on the cover of Point De Vue (10 points, 1 comment)
    2. Aga Khan I Helped The British Colonize Karachi Which Granted Him An Annual £2000 Pension. Why? (6 points, 3 comments)
12. 14 points, 3 submissions: barneycoolbreeze
    
    1. What does Awal Sufro mean? (6 points, 8 comments)
    2. What happens during the Diamond Jubilee? (4 points, 11 comments)
    3. Where does he stay when he visits? (4 points, 2 comments)
13. 14 points, 2 submissions: AcceptableStock7
    
    1. New to the sub and glad to have found this space where I can rant and let my frustration out. We all should spread the word around in anyway possible so others can benefit from this space too. (9 points, 1 comment)
    2. Came across this list that made me realize how inaccurate it is to call AK the Imam of the time. So many issues on the list are completely ignored and nobody even knows if they will ever be addressed. I want to see a Homosexual transsexual waazain, council member apologist who finds this acceptable. (5 points, 1 comment)
14. 13 points, 2 submissions: Elainaaa1
    
    1. Let there be NO doubt that saying such a thing is a SHIRK! (7 points, 1 comment)
    2. Mowla hazar imam's wine selling business (6 points, 2 comments)
15. 12 points, 3 submissions: Additional1
    
    1. Is IsmailiGnosis.com endorsed by the Ismaili Council and AK or is it just today's version of ismaili.net? Cause if it is I want to point out it played a very important role in me leaving Ismailism. Keep it going IsmailiGnosis! You really are showing people the right path (all religions are BS!) (6 points, 0 comments)
    2. Can you guys help me list down Questions that are IGNORED by Ismaili Apologists? I am mainly looking for comment chains left unanswered. I will make a weekly post about each question so we can lay the issue to rest then move to the next one. This will be our cheat sheet for future discussions. (3 points, 3 comments)
    3. Seriously please for the millionth time IsmailiGnosis! AKFC and AKU audited financial statement prove nothing cause you CANNOT audit or track the flow of CASH from the Jamat to the Point where their audit starts. Good luck finding a legit reputable accounting firm to agree with you. (3 points, 6 comments)
16. 11 points, 2 submissions: acron5n5
    
    1. Conversion to Ismailism and why it (seemingly) doesn't exist? (7 points, 7 comments)
    2. Do the Ismailis hate first 3 caliphs & Aisha and [secretly] curse them? (4 points, 3 comments)
17. 9 points, 2 submissions: ZakariyaReis
    
    1. Why is there so much racism within Ismailism (8 points, 14 comments)
    2. Better to transition to Sunni or Shi'a? (1 point, 3 comments)
18. 9 points, 2 submissions: truenorthmaniac
    
    1. As a gay Ismaili will I ever get a clear answer by MHI on whether homosexuality is allowed in Ismailism or not?What about Transgender people? Are we expected to live in doubt, deal with taunts and people acting disgusted when they find out in Khane. Why is it so hard for MHI to give clear guidance? (6 points, 21 comments)
    2. Can anyone dispute the claims made in this video by Khalil Andani? WHAT IS ISMAILI ZAKAT (DASOND) & WHERE DOES IT GO? (ISMAILISM, AGA KHAN) (3 points, 9 comments)
19. 9 points, 1 submission: doors87
    
    1. Some Ismailis still believe in Hindu deities and reincarnation while Neo-Ismailis don't. It's beginning to make more sense as you study the origins of the cult, and some of the other branches that have formed over time. (9 points, 2 comments)
20. 9 points, 1 submission: i-want-garlic-bread
    
    1. How do I leave? (9 points, 15 comments)
21. 8 points, 1 submission: Osmosis29
    
    1. All kinds of flavors: Non Muslim ex-ismailis? (8 points, 5 comments)
22. 8 points, 1 submission: nj786
    
    1. What made you leave Ismailism? (8 points, 4 comments)
23. 8 points, 1 submission: pidelo
    
    1. Aga Jubilee celebration in Toronto International centre- NEED HELP!! (8 points, 2 comments)
24. 7 points, 3 submissions: just1curiousape
    
    1. Anyone here familiar with Khalil Andani and his work? (3 points, 3 comments)
    2. Ex-Ismaili Atheists/Agnostics can you disapprove this argument for the Existence of God? point out any logical fallacies or dispute it in any way? (3 points, 17 comments)
    3. Has anyone checked out the Ismaili Gnosis Answers page? If so, do you think it provides adequate answers to common misconceptions of Ismailism and Islam? (1 point, 7 comments)
25. 7 points, 1 submission: EmbarrassedCrow
    
    1. Medically Assisted Suicide: Can I please get a clear Yes, No or I don't know answer? Someone is unbearably suffering cause they are still looking for a honest clear answer (7 points, 1 comment)
26. 7 points, 1 submission: Prometheus188
    
    1. Question for ex-ismailis who joined another religion. (7 points, 25 comments)
27. 7 points, 1 submission: ScentedGarbage
    
    1. How do you guys deal with being a closeted Ex-Ismaili while raising your own children? (7 points, 2 comments)
28. 7 points, 1 submission: Total_Cardiologist
    
    1. RANT: I don't owe Aga Khan shit nor am I obligated to praise his "humanitarian" work or show him any respect. He may be a godly figure to Ismailis but to me he is nothing more than a garbage of a human being that preys on the poor and gullible. Please stop guilt tripping me or other Ex-Ismailis. (7 points, 1 comment)
29. 7 points, 1 submission: ismailithrowawayaway
    
    1. Why the hell are Khojas so racist? (7 points, 11 comments)
30. 6 points, 1 submission: Hassan_Al-Sabah
    
    1. Didn't know where else to put this. (6 points, 3 comments)
31. 6 points, 1 submission: Killmewithahammer97
    
    1. This was poorly received, so I'm looking for religion and here are my thoughts on Ismailis that I wanted a different perspective on (6 points, 7 comments)
32. 6 points, 1 submission: ahcsym
    
    1. Lest we forget (6 points, 4 comments)
33. 6 points, 1 submission: syamapriya
    
    1. Have any of you become Vaisnavas, or any other type of Hindu? (6 points, 8 comments)
34. 6 points, 1 submission: throwawaycentralasia
    
    1. Got called the niggers of Ismailis by a khoja (6 points, 4 comments)
35. 6 points, 1 submission: windowlegend
    
    1. Aisha was 6 years old - Atomic Blast proof (6 points, 0 comments)
36. 5 points, 1 submission: ThisArmMasturbates
    
    1. Rare pic of ThisArm (5 points, 0 comments)
37. 5 points, 1 submission: robvank90
    
    1. We are having a telegram group where apostates from different religions gather (5 points, 2 comments)
38. 4 points, 1 submission: Insoluable
    
    1. (Serious) Why the Hate? (4 points, 13 comments)
39. 4 points, 1 submission: fatimadnon
    
    1. Listen to this (4 points, 1 comment)
40. 3 points, 1 submission: OrdinaryStoic
    
    1. Do Ismailis think that white guy is better than Muhammad or what? I don't really know much about it or where he fits in the hierarchy. (3 points, 14 comments)
41. 3 points, 1 submission: akbarkhojaa
    
    1. Re: When you realize more weight equals more diamonds (3 points, 2 comments)
42. 3 points, 1 submission: thedudefromuk
    
    1. What definition or characteristics of the Imam were you taught in religion school? How did it change overtime once you started questioning Ismailism? If it did change, do you think it's intentional for brainwashing and manipulation? (3 points, 2 comments)
43. 2 points, 3 submissions: MuslimAcademic
    
    1. Why was Aga Khan III weighed in gold, diamonds and platinum for his Jubilees? (2 points, 9 comments)
    2. Aga Khan IV: "I have never touched alcohol. I don't want to drink" (0 points, 7 comments)
    3. How aga Khan III spent the Monies from Being weighed in Gold (0 points, 6 comments)